Episode #Nuketeen (recap of last episode)

Unasti the 'Roach and Stork the Android dumped their barrels of 'fertilizer' off the iHaul trailer to fit Garth's family in there to take their girl to Horn looking for a cure for her radiation poisoning. Don, Marcus, and Torg!!! had come down with the dreaded NPC flu, leaving them zombie like and unable to offer any intelligent conversation for their trip. Worse, Torg!!! had grown even larger absorbing the "Real Sol! TM plant approved interior lighting" through his green photosynthetic skin, and could no longer fit through the door of of the fallout shelter they'd found Garth's family in. Perhaps if he went on a strict diet of night-light he would be able to leave in some time. Chicken-Wolves! Their Centisteeds would feed a pack for some time, but Unasti quickly thinking threw a Molotov lighting one on fire! Fire was too much for the feathered predators and they clucked off looking for easier pickings. Horn! Garth gave the adventurers a frag and engergy grenade and 200 gold coins as reward for their help getting to Horn. Garth and Son's power armor was a free pass to see Baron Jemmas. Consulting the learned sages no cure was available here the best option to venture to the radioactive city ruins and search for a cure, risking more deadly exposure in the process. Stork agreed to go look for a cure in exchange for laser batteries, but one of his brains in storage expressed the idea that he was lying, and they were ushered from the Barron's audience afraid of the android's schizophrenic nature with the admonishment to not come back without a cure or more information on the Golden soldiers attacking the Baron's holdings. They travelled back to Shopp on the way back to the shelters vowing to find the Golden men, deciding against going to the radioactive ruins. On the way they were attacked by hungry Canoids, wolf-men who's scent caused Marcus and their steeds to pass out. Fire didn't deter them. Calling lighting from the sky with mutant powers Stork and Don fought them, while Unasti attempted to appear as appetising a treat as a giant roach could, using his mental power to transfer the wounds inflicted upon him back upon the Canoids. Don had to use much of his remaining supply of Medi-Spray to keep from bleeding to death due to his hemophilia.

Episode #ScreamingSnakeSandwich Our intrepid adventurers in the lair of some scaly fiends, Stork the Android, who was scouting, had a major malfunction and ran into the stairway and curled up into a ball and started repeating Lizardzzzzz, Lizardzzzzz, Lizardzzzzz in an endless loop. The rest of our adventurers carefully edged into the pile of overturned furniture and red and purple painted flower vase, knowing there was something there. Eventually Targ!!! the 26' tall green giant, advanced far enough to get their attention, as the man-sized snakes with arms popped up from behind their barricade and telepathically blasted him with mental images too horrible to describe in this account. Unasti, the 4' roach plastered the creature with a shotgun blast, though it barely took notice. The snake slithered to the center of the adventurer's chaotic formation and made a sound of nails on a chalkboard, which Unasti and Targ!!! reeled from, while Don the deaf two headed mutant indicated his confusion at their reactions. The battle continued until Unasti threw himself at and then burrowed his feelers in the larger of the snakemen and took over his mind. The other one tried to run away, but Unasti's puppet convinced him to surrender. Much fun was as they discovered a computer running Windows 19, and Marcus trying to figure out how to work it. After turning on the lights, and opening all the doors and having it make him a turkey paste sandwich, Don walked into the kitchen and was ambushed by a trio of snakemen and was reduced to ash by one wielding a plasma pistol. Marcus had the computer lock the door and initiate the fire protocol in the kitchen, rendering the snakemen helpless, after exterminating them and liberating the plasma pistol, he turned on the first aid stations, which had no effect on the ashes of Don, but healed the rest of the mutants up.

Episode #FeedTheLake While trying to find more information from the shelter's computer they come across something 'restricted' called Samurai, failing to use the the correct password, they are instructed to wait patiently for the death bots. They don't. Instead they investigate the towns of Murcer or Merger and Bear. Being near an odd marking on their map they decide to keep heading north toward it. Wolf like creatures covered with eyes are seen ahead on the trail, and Stork lets loose with the plasma pistol. Unfortunately Stork was unable to hit the creatures who became enraged and started shooting him with various rays from their many eyes eventually burning him to a heap of useless synthetic junk just as Marcus melted them to puddles of goo with the Fusion Rifle. Unasti recovered the pistol and they continued on to the lake, deciding to go fishing and check for radiation the remaining three approached, noting the lack of life near the lake. Unasti felt a mental presence which tried to do something to him, but he avoided it, they started backing away, but the three kilometer lake extended a large psudopod and enjulfed Unasti's host snake men, while he leaped away just in time, the psudopod dragged the snakeman hissing back to the lake where it could be seen to be dissolving him. Avoiding the lake they followed the stream from it down to a fordable spot and crossed. Getting to the end of the road they saw freshly constructed dirt road, but decided to investigate the square on their map instead. which led to a large church on a hill. As they approached two men and an orange mutant emerged from the church and screamed at them raising slings.

Episode #BarelyBearableBear The crazed churchgoes attacked our intrepid adventurers, throwing sling bullets and insults, while the orange mutant grew to fully half as tall as Targ!!! Another pair of wanders saw this completely unprovoked attack and joined to help defend the adventurers. A strange giant flower whipped a long filliment at the humans paralyzing them while Unasti the roach kept up a deadly barrage of shotgun shells. When those three had been delt with another four came out of the church led by a large bear-man shooting an auomatic pistol at Targ!!! but instead blowing a hole through the head of a paralyzed churchgoer. A large woman ripped and angry joined them too, but she was paralyzed by the plant. Unasti had enough and switched to the plasma pistol burning one of the men to ash. While Targ!!! mentally tried to take the bear's pistol, his only effect knocking off the aim of the bear, and the other traveler a hawk man by the name of Kron and Markus kept up pressure on the left front of the enemy. Unasti finally decided to try to pick the bear's brain, and become UrsineUnasti, The bear tried to rip him off and nearly tore a leg off him, but he was paralyzed by the plant, which allowed Unasti to finish his brain-massage. Targ!!! squished the paralyzed victims while Markus and Kron finished off the left front. The entered the church and found it in ruin, a voice under the rubble repeating the phrase "Reaper will restore peace and order. Please be patient." They uncovered a small box speaking this phrase and a stash of food and valuables. The newcomers agreed to join the others in the quest to find the Golden Men. to be continued next week!

Episode #SmokeyTronBear The strike force found the hidden lair of the Golden Men at long last that had been plaguing the Barony of Horn. It took some time to identify the door underneath strategically placed rubble, though it was rather obvious having the newly constructed road end in what looked like old rubble. After much fiddling with a rusty pipe a combination was discovered, and the lair opened, hallway monitors were defeated, and a storage room ransacked, upgrading the Unasti's mutant bear to Tron Bear! A pair of robots were found to be manufacturing some gold armor, and Triff attempted to reprogram them, but only set one off on a rampage waving 4 arms around menacingly at him. After letting out the robot's magic smoke, alarms sounded and gold warriors led by gold robot which shielded them with a large force-field. A flaw was discovered in the force field, flickering every few seconds and allowed Tron Bear and Kron to enter and attack the men and robot without the field interfering. The robot was at last disabled dropping the forcefield, and leaving the gold men nearly statues.

#ArsenalArmorment Three more gold armored robots and 28 gold men fell to the invading force. Only 9 of the men were active, and only 4 were taken out before the controlling robots disabled. Unfortunately Tron Bear was sliced to ribbons by "L.A.S.E.R.S." The lavatories were found! At last somewhere sanitary to take a bath! Oh and the Armory... recovering a total of 120 grenades and a couple of "L.A.S.E.R." rifles

yea...didnt think about that.once we clear out these dbags we will have a cozy base ofoperations with showers!

#ReaperRampage The team found Dr. Lobotobot and blew him to smithereens, freed three soon to be golden men, armed them and found the computer complex, another golden robot, and blew that one to smithereens damaging the computer console, found the fusion reactor, briefly discussed blowing it to smithereens, but cool heads prevales. Found a parts depot with enough parts to make 600 mini-grenades, and a bunch of small saucer shaped metal discs marked with numbers in sequence in blister packs. Then Reaper itself, a vat of 5 brains all wired together controlling the whole complex and golden men... and blew it to smithereens!

We saved the day!Then we blew the day to smithereens!