Dr. Byron Quill's educational video series [Background]

With the smashing success of "Smart Teens Don't: the ins and outs of venereal disease", Dr. Quill was asked to work on other educational videos for the youth. Dating: Do's and Don't's:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxBOSdl-b54 How to be Socially Acceptable:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRoj6FAZk8I
And of course, teen urges! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENgjhBGikcw
Dating: Do's and Don't's: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxBOSdl-b54 HOW DO YOU CHOOSE A DATE? Jason: "Well, she should be pretty, with eyes that are ... some color or another. And she needs a good sense of humor, maybe with a maniacal laugh that echoes through the halls. And it would be swell if she had some sort of jet pack, or super-sonic aircraft, or even a molecular destabilizer!" HOW DO YOU ASK SOMEONE ON A DATE? Jason: "Hello, Alycia? Hey, I have a ticket for the Hi-Teen Festival down at Midvale High tonight, and I thought maybe we could go together? They'll have sideshow games, and hot dogs, and I think, if my calculations are correct, a dimensional rift will open up at 10:37pm by the north entrance of the gym ..." HOW DO YOU SAY GOODNIGHT? Jason: "Put down the molecular destabilizer!"
How to be Socially Acceptable: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRoj6FAZk8I "Dad, can I invite some kids over for a party?" "Of course not! We are leaving in an hour to deliver the sub-magnetron thermal detonator ray to those eco-rebels in Paraguay." "Oh. I never seem to get to hold any parties for my friends." "Bah! All those teenagers, wanting food, wanting drink, playing their loud music, knocking over my biowarfare specimens? I'll not have it, Alycia! I'll not have it!" "It's just ... sometimes I don't feel socially acceptable." "That's my girl! Now, pick up that molecular destabilizer and head for the hanger."
Bill G. said: And of course, teen urges!  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENgjhBGikcw "Dad, sometimes when I'm out data Alycia I get -- urges. I know it's wrong, but ... well, you know how it is. I get so confused. She asks me -- and I'm just not sure how to say no -- or if I even want to." "Jason, I was your age, once, so maybe I understand. You just need to let your judgment control your emotions." "But Dad --" "Jason, remember what I've told you. Don't rush -- save attempts to take over the world until after you get your first doctorate. Then judgment will have a better chance to take hold, and you'll be better able to deal with those ... urges, then."
"Don't worry. We told Wednesday: college first."