Dating: Do's and Don't's: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxBOSdl-b54
HOW DO YOU CHOOSE A DATE? Jason: "Well, she should be pretty, with eyes that are ... some color or another. And she needs a good sense of humor, maybe with a maniacal laugh that echoes through the halls. And it would be swell if she had some sort of jet pack, or super-sonic aircraft, or even a molecular destabilizer!" HOW DO YOU ASK SOMEONE ON A DATE? Jason: "Hello, Alycia? Hey, I have a ticket for the Hi-Teen Festival down at Midvale High tonight, and I thought maybe we could go together? They'll have sideshow games, and hot dogs, and I think, if my calculations are correct, a dimensional rift will open up at 10:37pm by the north entrance of the gym ..." HOW DO YOU SAY GOODNIGHT? Jason: "Put down the molecular destabilizer!"