Hi, I am looking for a Weekly Campaign on Roll20 + Discord combination: [5e] The only start times that work for me are:
 Mondays 11:00pm CST start-time
 Thursdays 11:00pm CST start-time 
 -Your name: zz99xx66vv33
 -Your age: 28
 -Discord ID: zz99xx66vv33#2173
 -Your most fondest/tragic DnD story if applicable. if not, a good joke (or meme) will suffice: One of my characters had a wife who was a Cloud Giant Slayer. I received a sealed envelope from her to open it if I ever need her. My character gets along with Humanoids extremely well and cares for them immensely. My party promised to only take 1 of an NPC's cows. They took all 4 and I noticed this. I didn't have the Gold to reimburse 4 cows. My character, out of options, opens the envelope. The DM asked me, "Are you sure?" I said, "My character has to! A Humanoid is in trouble!" The DM sighs, "Only in DND. So much for using your wife in combat."
 -Your level of experience: 30-40 sessions as a player. 0 as a DM .
-What type of session do you want (mystery?horror?lots of dungeons and combat?evil?) : Doesn't matter to me. I prefer homebrew. Seafaring is probably my favorite. 
-Your time availability: Mondays 11:00pm CST start-time Thursdays 11:00pm CST start-time Weekly campaign.
 
-A run down of the character you want to play (see below please)
 Name : Rolen Stone
 Race : Human (Standard) 

Class : Fighter
 Background : Acolyte (he got kicked out because the Head Priest of Saint Cuthbert asked him to stop smoking his pipe in church. Rolen got angry and non-lethal hit the Head Priest).

 1 or so paragraph description of your character: He just wants to chill and not fight if possible, taking the easy route whenever possible (example: climb up a wall looks tough; I'll just walk around even if it takes an additional hour). He would rather smoke his pipe, which ranges from tobacco to weed. He is generally REALLY calm and easy-going but he loses his temper when people interrupt his smoke break. His ultimate goal is just attain enough wealth to smoke his pipe and eat some good food. 
Character Alignment: Neutral
 Personality Traits: Chillax attitude; Loves to smoke his pipe of tobacco and weed
 Ideals : "Live and Let Live Attitude". Best not to meddle in stuff that doesn't pertain to you.
 Bonds : Helps out the Poor anonymously if possible 
Flaws : Loses temper when Smoke Break gets interrupted


 5’9”
 169 pounds
 Uneven/Messy, Thin, Medium-Length Copper Hair
 Brown Skin
 Sharp, Amber Eyes
 Beaked nose
 Worn-Out Comfy Clothes
 Unkempt short Facial Hair


 Standard Array or Point Buy: I prefer Standard Array for myself but will do whatever the DM desires. I also like to randomly assign the stats for a character I have to work off of that may not be ideal to the character's Class.
 STR
 DEX
 CON 
INT
 WIS
 CHA
 [15, 14, 13, 12, 10, 8]. If this works for you, I would love to join. Signature: I check all of my messages 2x per day, 7 days per week: morning & night. I will get back to you.