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Gnomebody Knows the Trouble I've Seen

The roar of the crashing waterfall competed with the mechanical roar of the waterwheel turbines that spun beneath Ieirithymbul’s gatehouse. Theryn eased his way through the gap in the iron gates, following Siegfried down the rather steep ramp that led into the subterranean city. He kept a close eye on every shadow as he made his way down the sloping ramp, mindful how the roof of the cavern could conceal all manner of enemies. The roof soared overhead, at least 25 feet above the worked canal through which the glacial river’s waters were forced. At regular intervals in the canal spun banks of waterwheels, no doubt powering some strange gnomish contraptions deeper within the cavern. Theryn could barely make out Siegfried’s form as the half-orc crept along. He stopped at a circular stone well, from which wafted the reek of oil. Theryn fished out his flint and tinder and cast a spray of sparks into the void of the well. The oil ignited, and with a whoosh the well cast both heat and illumination in a wide circle. “That’s better,” Theryn said to himself as he warmed himself by the fire. Suddenly he felt a tingling sensation wash over him. Looking down, he could see the hairs on his arm standing on end. Strange, Theryn thought to himself. The monk found a torch in his pack and dipped it into the well. It caught with a smaller whoosh as he continued on.   Erwen’s flames whooshed higher as the army of automa-gnomes tottered through the fire, heedless of the blazing heat as they ignited into walking candles, their arms outstretched as they stumbled blindly forward. Alec aimed his hand crossbow and fired a shot into the first of the gnome-bots as it stumbled through the fiery wall. The bolt struck home, sinking deeply into the liquefying face of the construct. One by one the gnomes surged forward, attacking Erwen’s remaining wolves. Two of the wolves went down with mournful yelps beneath the metal jaws of the constructs, while two gnome bots zeroed in on Bob’s prone form, biting him savagely. They grasped him with their expanding claws, squeezing tightly. “No!” Alec shouted, trying to keep the constructs from dragging his brother back into the flames with them. Bob’s eyes fluttered open and he grimaced in pain as he felt the metal teeth of the gnome constructs tearing his flesh. He coughed wetly, his mouth full of the taste of blood and sulphur. He had a pounding headache, and cutting through the pain was the voice of Andusk. Where…where am I? Andusk asked. I was going to ask that! Bob replied. The sorcerer struggled to his feet, flinging the tiny constructs aside. “That’s it!” he rasped, casting dragon’s breath. A cone of fire blazed out from his mouth, catching a number of the oncoming gnome constructs in its area of effect. One of the automa-gnomes let out a screech and exploded, flinging shrapnel into the bodies of its comrades. Bob raised his hand, cocked like a crossbow, and blew smoke across the tip of his index finger. Erwen nodded with approval at Bob’s blazing barrage. “We’re going elemental,” he shouted. “First fire, and now…earth!” the druid cast erupting earth and a section of ground in the village suddenly became a churning morass of soil and stone, catching several of the constructs in its crushing grip. One of the tiny cottages leaned forward drunkenly and collapsed as its foundations liquified. One of Erwen’s wolves bit through the neck of a construct, flinging the gnome’s head into the churning earth. The headless body toppled into the swirling rocks, disappearing beneath the crushing rocks before it could explode.   Siegfried moved forward through the gloomy darkness of the gnome causeway, the roaring sound of the waterfalls and turbines fading behind him. He passed a stone column and a darkened fire well that someone had snuffed out. His darkvision allowed him to see ahead in shades of grey, and as he approached the outlines of the first gnomish buildings in the cavern, he did not like what he saw. The canal bottomed out and bent at a sharp angle following a southerly course beyond Siegfried’s field of vision, but he could see huddled on both sides of the artificial river a number of stout fortifications protecting clusters of stone cottages, many of them arrayed about rocky pillars that linked the cavern’s floor and ceilings. A complicated tangle of pipework, a series of tubes of varying gauges, linked the buildings together, their purpose alien to Siegfried’s eyes, as Waterdhavian civil engineers preferred to keep infrastructure tucked away out of sight beneath the streets of the city. The gnome tinkerers of Ieirithymbul, it seemed, liked to show their work. Siegfried felt a twinge of dismay as he saw no evidence of the hustle and bustle of the gnomish cities he’d read about in adventure magazines. A pall of smoke hung low over the buildings, and though their stone edifices were peppered with windows of various sizes, he saw no lamplight, no hearthglow, and no sign of life whatsoever. “We were too late,” he said to himself, surprised at the depths of his sorrow for a city he had never known. “It fell…” “Siegfried!” Theryn called out from behind. The monk had lit a torch and was walking purposefully towards him. “Yup?” Siegfried shouted back. “What do your orc eyes see?” Theryn shouted. “I see a burned and blackened city!” Siegfried called back. “But I hear no screaming, other than your voice!” Theryn pointed across the canal. “There’s a pathway along the other side!” “Where’s Varien?” Siegfried shouted. Theryn hitched a thumb over his shoulder. “He’s coming!” Siegfried resumed walking but paused as he felt a tingling sensation wash over him. His eldritch sight told him that there was some residual magic in the area. Varien drew parallel to Theryn. He pointed across the canal. “I say, are those some sort of buildings over there?” Siegfried gave an exaggerated shrug. “Should we go to the other side?” Theryn asked. Again, Siegfried shrugged. “Fine,” Varien replied, and, using his boots of striding and springing , launched himself across the canal to land, barely, on the flagstone causeway that ran along the north side of the canal. “You do not want to fall into that machinery,” Siegfried mused, indicating the waterwheels and clockwork train tracks that lay ready to snare swimmers in the rushing water. Theryn smiled. “Both the soaring eagle and the mountain goat are fleet of foot,” he said, bowing to the half-orc slightly before turning to the phalanx of waterwheels that formed a sort of bridge between the banks of the river. The monk timed his jump perfectly, diving through the spokes of the spinning wheels and coming to rest in a three-point landing on the far side of the canal. Siegfried suppressed the urge to roll his eyes. He turned and continued to make his way along the causeway. A few steps later, he froze. His sharp eyes had picked out the shape of a pressure plate in the flagstones before him. “Interesting,” he said. He looked about with his eldritch sight and spied an aura of evocation magic that charged the stone pillars nearby. He picked up a stone and dropped it onto the pressure plate as he misty stepped across the canal to emerge from a shadow in a narrow alleyway between two stone buildings. The tiny rock triggered the pressure plate and instantly a pair of whirling turnstile-like blade apparatuses launched upward from hidden sections of flooring, their sharpened blades whirling rapidly. Siegfried backed up into the shadows, silent as a ghost. Only his eyes glittered in the darkness. Across the canal, Theryn and Varien moved quietly along the northern causeway. They made their way past a stone pillar in the centre of the walkway. The two men felt a strange uneasiness ripple through them, a feeling that was more discomfort than pain. The feeling passed after a moment or two. Theryn put out his quarterstaff and blocked Varien’s advance. “There, on the ground before us. A cunningly concealed contraption, certainly.” He indicated the pressure plate on the flagstone ahead of them. “I think we have something here,” Varien agreed.   Alec swung his broadsword in a great arc, decapitating another gnome construct. He peered down the gaping hole in the headless automaton’s neck and shielded his face as the gnome-bot’s power source melted down, sending a gout of hot metal slag burbling up out of the rent in the construct’s torso. Laughing off the pain, Alec cast magic missile and sent a formation of force bolts into the next approaching construct, blowing off limbs and gouging holes in the automaton’s half-melted hide. The construct dutifully exploded. Erwen dismissed his wall of fire after the last construct staggered clear. The druid frowned as a second wave of automa-gnomes popped out from hiding places in the village. They began to march resolutely towards the adventurers. Alec strode across the bridge and planted his family sword into the ground, gripping the handle until his biceps bulged. Bob stepped forward. “Alec, hand me your goggles,” he hissed. Alec fished them out and tossed them to his brother. Bob slowly lowered the goggles over his eyes. “It was nice gnoming you,” he said to the approaching mob of constructs. Then he cast fireball . A bright streak of flaming energy leapt out from his pointed finger and detonated amid the ranks of approaching constructs, sending a mushroom cloud high into the air above the tiny village. Instantly the gnome army became an expanding cloud of broken limbs, torn torsos, and flaming heads, some still serving up gnomish puns as they bounced on the ground, sending sparks flying. Secondary explosions from the dying constructs followed like a string of summer fireworks, popping and crackling even as the fireball expanded fully to engulf the constructs. Only two staggering, half-melted figures remained. What…what have you done? Andusk’s voice was weak, plaintive. I did what I had to do , Bob replied. My children…they are still at risk! Andusk said through a veil of confusion. I’d say we’re all at risk here , Bob replied.   Varien’s boots clanked loudly as he attempted to skirt around the edge of the trap that blocked their path. Theryn deftly followed and soon the adventurers were standing before a small one-and-a-half-storey fortification that featured firing slits that gave good coverage of the canal and causeway. Theryn skipped up the side of the stone structure. Atop the roof there was a raised battlement, a trapdoor that did not give in the slightest as Theryn tapped it with the butt end of his quarterstaff, and another cold stone firewell. Theryn shrugged and dipped his torch down into the oil, igniting the well. There was a sudden, deep basso hum that reverberated off the cavern walls. Theryn again felt a tingling sensation as though some sort of energy was running through his body. Suddenly, the stone pillar behind them crackled with a deep purple energy force that leapt out in lightning bolts to land on another pillar beyond the fortification, where it sizzled for a split-second before lashing out again in a barrage of bolts that found another stone pillar, and another. Varien was struck full-on by the blast of lightning energy, frozen for an instant as the electrical current raced through his body, heating up his plate armor and searing him from one end to the other. Siegfried’s hiding place gave him no cover from the sudden streak of lightning bolts that ran him through on their journey from one charged stone pole to another. His teeth chattered together involuntarily as the electricity rushed about him, wreathing him in electrical fire and hurling him back against the stone wall before continuing on its way to another pillar. Undaunted, Theryn leapt from the first rooftop to the second, flitting overhead as Siegfried fought to get his limbs under control. “Boo…” Siegfried croaked from the alley. “You all right down there, Siegfried?” Theryn called. The monk didn’t have a scorch mark on him, somehow having evaded the lightning trap entirely. “No,” was Siegfried’s strangled reply. “You really should be mindful of your surroundings,” Theryn said matter-of-factly. “Never you mind,” Siegfried hissed. He lurched from the wall and steadied himself. “Now, let’s see if we can find some survivors and salvage some of our dignity in the meantime.” Beyond the fortifications sat a cluster of tiny cottages, each one built of masterworked stone that featured slate and metal roofwork. “How quaint,” Siegfried offered. He took a closer look, stepping out from the shadows into the cobblestone square that most of the tiny homes fronted. Here in the dark, he could see a dim glow through the leaded bay windows of the homes. He could see that most of the homes’ doors were covered with hinged metal shutters that had locked in place over the doorways. Stepping to the nearest window, he peered inside. At first, he took the white-blue coverings that draped the tiny pieces of furniture within the townhouse to be drop cloths of some kind, but their glowing threads soon resolved themselves into a less logical but frightfully familiar pattern. Spiderwebs. The entire interior of the townhouse was choked with webbing. “Oh, hells,” Siegfried said under his breath. Here and there within the webs were oblong cocoons, each of them large enough to contain a restrained gnome, unless he missed his guess. “Damnation,” he hissed and misty stepped inside to appear next to a cocoon. Instantly his legs were stuck fast in the webbing that lay shin-high on the stone floor of the townhouse. There was a vinegar-like reek throughout the small home. Normal 0 false false false EN-CA ZH-CN X-NONE /* Style Definitions */ table.MsoNormalTable {mso-style-name:"Table Normal"; mso-tstyle-rowband-size:0; mso-tstyle-colband-size:0; mso-style-noshow:yes; mso-style-priority:99; mso-style-parent:""; mso-padding-alt:0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; mso-para-margin:0cm; mso-para-margin-bottom:.0001pt; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:12.0pt; font-family:"Calibri",sans-serif; mso-ascii-font-family:Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin; mso-hansi-font-family:Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-bidi;} “Delightful,” he said, manifesting his weapon.
Bob cast a twinned fire bolt at the remaining two constructs, staggering them. “Guys!” Erwen said, hopping up onto the bridge railing. “I think we’re supposed to follow Siegfried over that waterfall!” He belly-flopped into the river and soon bobbed out of sight. Bob rolled his eyes. Erwen whooped with glee as he was swept over the falls, considering for a moment that he could wild-shape into something amphibious. Then, he was falling end-over-end, until suddenly his descent was halted by a metal net hidden within the waterfall. “I did not think this through!” he blubbed in between mouthfuls of cold river water. The last two automa-gnomes tottered forward and attacked Alec, biting into him with their metal trap-like jaws. “I’ve had about enough of this!” Alec said to his brother. Bob nodded. “Perhaps it’s time for a swim.” The two brothers jumped off the bridge and made for the waterfall.   Varien felt the need for a change of scenery and jumped back across the canal to the south side of the causeway. The fortification on this side was similar to the one on the north, and Varien found an iron-banded door blocking his way. He shrugged and put his shoulder into it, bashing the door right off its hinges. The paladin ducked inside. The inside of the small keep was sized for gnomes, but its multi-level interior was open concept, its ceiling about 10 feet high. Scaffolding led to a recessed secondary level, like the hayloft of a barn. There were double-bunks lining one wall that looked to his eyes like children’s beds, but were likely intended for adult gnome watchmen, of which there were none about. There were, however, crossbow contraptions aimed out through the firing slits, each one an ingenious bit of clockwork engineering that could rotate on its base so that one crossbow could be reloaded by a crew while another one was moved into position. The turrets were controlled from a chair mounted amidships, with an array of foot pedals to control rotation and elevation, and trigger mechanisms that aligned with iron sights that would improve accuracy. There were even reflective lamps in place to provide the gunners with illumination. Piled nearby were magazines full of fresh crossbow bolts, waiting to be loaded into clockwork receptacles that fed into the crossbow’s firing mechanisms. “All this defensive infrastructure and still the city fell?” Varien said. The paladin tried not to think of another city he’d known that had fallen despite its strong defenses. Shaking his head to clear the memory of Lorelei, Varien looked about for clues. He didn’t have to wait long to find something curious. He found a puddle of dried blood on the floor in the centre of the room. He estimated that the foul-smelling liquid had been spilled a few days before. He also noted drag marks on the floor leading away from crossbow turret and bunk bed alike, and towards the smear of dried blood. “That’s…that’s weird,” Varien said, hand on his hip as he surveyed the scene. He spied one discarded article on the floor near a workbench that was arrayed with several small hand tools. It was a tiny clockwork train, made from stamped tin, and from the weight of it, contained a great deal of internal mechanisms. In place of the usual smokestack was a shiny windup key. Turning the object over, Varien read an inscription etched into a metal plate on the toy’s chassis. It was in gnomish, however, and Varien did not have his letters in that particular tongue. He shrugged and pocketed the trinket. Across the canal, Theryn found another firewell and ignited it. Again, the deep rumbling whine started up again, and another crackling barrage of lightning leapt from pole to pole to pole, receding into the distance. “Huh,” Theryn said to himself, considering the blazing brazier he’d ignited. Then he hopped down into the street, surveying the laneway fronted by several small townhouses. The first house on the row he inspected had its security shutter lodged open with a bit of what looked at first glance like bunched-up linens. But as the monk lowered his torch to investigate, the light played over a white-blue latticework of spider’s silk. “I have a bad feeling about this,” Theryn said. He called out to Siegfried, thinking that the half-orc was hiding in the shadows yet again. “What do you make of this webbing?” “Check for flies!” Siegfried’s muffled voice came from inside a townhouse opposite Theryn. “Why?” Theryn said, moving to ignite the web with his torch. “Wait,” Siegfried called out. “What are you-” There was a whoosh as the spiderweb ignited in a flash, burning like a fuse into ash. The flames streaked beneath the jammed door and Theryn felt the thump of ignition through the soles of his feet as the inside of the house was suddenly ablaze. There was a scream from inside the rowhouse, but it was not a human scream. Suddenly, the leaded glass window shattered as an object punched through it to land in the middle of the street. The form shook off shards of glass, and began to get to its feet, one leg after another, and another, and another. Theryn pursed his lips as the giant spider unfurled itself, its mouthparts dripping ooze as it hissed at him. “Fair enough, then!” the monk said, deftly placing his torch in a nearby sconce before twirling his quarterstaff at the creature, which lunged at him, pedipalps undulating. He bashed the spider with his quarterstaff, squishing one of the creature’s eyes until it burst in a spray of disgusting ichor. He followed up with a stunning strike and a flurry of blows that knocked the creature senseless. “We’ve got company!” Theryn shouted. Inside the townhouse, Siegfried set about cutting open the first cocoon he could reach, sparing a swipe now and then for his own boots. He was rewarded with a grisly sight as the weakened cocoon split open to reveal the spindly, drained corpse of a gnomish woman. The fang marks in her head and chest provided a clue as to the cause of her demise – she had been drained by her captor not long after being restrained in the cocoon, it seemed, and was now little more than a husk. There was movement nearby. Siegfried whirled about, sword at the ready, and saw another cocoon. This one was pulsating arrhythmically, as though something inside was fighting to get out. Part of the cocoon was stretched skein-thin over a shape that was almost certainly a humanoid’s head, and Siegfried could make out a panicked, darting eye blinking against the membrane. “Please, if you have breath in your lungs, scream for me!” Siegfried said to the cocoon’s occupant as he struggled to free himself from the webbing. “If you can hear me, respond!” There was a muffled cry from the cocoon. It was enough to buoy Siegfried’s spirits as he ripped his legs free from the sticky strands that crisscrossed the floor. He bounded over and slashed at the cocoon, gingerly slicing the membrane away from the struggling woman’s face. All the while he worked, there was an insistent muffled noise from the cocoon. The young gnome woman’s face emerged from the split strands of cocoon. She spit out a wad of web and gasped “behind you!” Siegfried whirled about and saw the spider rise up from beneath a carpet of webbing, its mandible clicking ominously. With one final cut, Siegfried freed the cocoon from the webbing around it. “Careful now!” he said to the woman as he threw the cocoon through the front window to safety. The sound of shattering glass brought with it the sound of violence in the street outside. Then the spider was on him. Theryn stepped back as a second spider that seemed to glow blue-white from within scuttled up and over the townhouse to attack him. The spider’s speed was too swift for his defences and he felt the sting of the creature’s mandibles, and the cold-hot rush of venom into his veins. Luckily, his supernatural immunity saved him from the worst of the poisoning injection. He reacted with a strike of his bo staff, following up with a stunning strike that bashed the creature back against the wall of the townhouse next to its struggling companion. Siegfried tried to dodge the spider’s attack but found himself impaled on the creature’s fangs. His body went rigid as the creature pumped venom into him, gasping at the frozen flash and searing heat of the secretion. For an instant he felt himself shimmering as though he was about to shuffle off the prime material plane, but before he could ponder the significance of that, he was defending himself from the glowing spider with a strong offence, cutting at its flailing limbs as he issued a hexblade curse onto the creature and finished his slashing attack with a pair of flourishes that knocked the spider back through the hole that the cocoon had made on its way out the window. Varien happened to look out one of the firing slits and saw, across the canal, Theryn squaring off against a pair of giant spiders. “Wait, they’re having fun without me?” Varien rushed out the keep’s door and jumped across the canal, landing in the alley. He waded into the melee as he took in the scene: Theryn bashing two spiders into a senseless standstill, and a gnomish woman struggling to free herself from a cocoon in the middle of the street, alternately coughing and vomiting as she convulsed on all fours. Behind her, a giant spider was staggering about, bits of glass from the window sticking out of its abdomen. From inside the townhouse there was the sound of cursing in Common and Orcish. Theryn turned, picked up the gnomish woman, and jumped up onto the parapet of the nearest fortification. “Have your way with them,” he nodded to Varien. “Okay,” Varien replied, and activated his Helm of the Regent’s Glare , catching two spiders with a lethal mix of radiant and lightning damage. 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