Baby It's Cold Outside Father-
I am quite changed- your son is a girl with a short neck! I now am
the protector and healer for the Fenrir Irregulars, and I am armored
with copper. There is a lot to catch up on- let me try and sum up.
We are in a different realm, again! This one is all winter, and the
home of Saint Nicholas- yes, the Santa Clause. I did not ask why Santa
is a Clause, but he is good and on our side! We got here by following a
monster called Krampus. Nick, as he likes to be called, tells us that
the realm has been taken over by this monster, and the realm is within a
dome. The Krampus thing is located in the center of the realm, and
Nick gives us each an object to help defeat the monster. For “reasons”
Nick cannot attack Krampus, but he can help us defeat him by giving us
these items. Sister Rebecca got a veil, I got a copper rod, Keegan got a
giant sword hilt, Benna got a crown of flowers, and ThorFrid got a foot
long black and white rod.
We had to “activate” these items, as it seems that there was
interference from Krampus. Nick, before we were leaving, said some nice
things about Benna’s mom, but did at least say that we should not trust
her. Nick had a magic cabin, of course, and after a short conversation,
with some good alcohol, we rested well. Surprisingly, as we leaving,
ThorFrid was no longer depressed! It seems that the rod, or the
environment of the realm, cheered her up.
So, Sister Rebecca’s item’s recharge point was the first goal, and as
we went toward the spot we were attacked by Frost Goblins! They are
far nastier than they sound, but we defeated them through teamwork. One
thing I should mention- I was hurt significantly, but Sister Rebecca
healed me, almost miraculously. We may not agree often, but she is a
valuable teammate, and is an asset that cannot be denied. So we
recharged the veil, and suddenly Rebecca was floating in the lotus
position, as if she were some sort of prophetess or seer! She is now
able to communicate with all of us telepathically, and each of us were
able to do the same with each other! Perhaps most importantly she could
now teleport herself, and others!
The next item was my own, and it transformed me- my neck shrank to
human size! My skin became smooth and metallic copper, and became a
copper nun! Yes, I changed into a woman! I sure hope this is
temporary. I gained healing powers and the ability to deflect ranged
attacks.
The next one was Keegan who gained a giant 2 hand sword! On our way
to the next recharge point we were attacked not only by more Frost
Goblins, but 2 Frost Demons! However they were no match for Keegan (who
took two demons down in two swings), and the rest of us. Benna gained
the ability to become 3 people! That may get confusing, especially for
the enemy! She was now very pretty with a white gown, quite a change
from her leather traveling gear. She also gained a flame throwing
ability!
We moved on finally to ThorFrid. and what a surprise this one was! I
thought my transformation was severe, but nothing prepared us for this!
ThorFrid became a 24’ long giant black and white Dragon! Yes, a
dragon!
I hate to think how awful this Krampus truly is if we need all of
these things to defeat it in this winter dome! It is truly cold here,
my breasts are getting icy- this place is getting to me.
Love,
Turag
Author note- I will be adding a video that relates to most logs.
This one is from Glee- what can I say, I love Chris Colfer’s voice Baby It's Cold Outside
