Or 2 Wrongs Do make a Right, as proven by a Womyn & ThorFrid (You try to convince her otherwise) "Well we had the Evil Morgana Army on the run, but the boyz wer' all scaredy cat, which let them fuckers re-group. I had them cut from their supplies and cut off the Head. But no..we had to run...CPT Slow in all his haste...Yes I see the irony, Crazy, not stupid...[sideways self fist bump]...Like saying I'm a well grounded individual...Anyway, HE WRECKED MY THOR CANNONS! They are like almost 119 mils off on the targeting...DAFUQ Turag!!!" "KDAWG is still having other issues, can't really fly right now...AND MY GUNS!!!...so luckily, we found a repair garage right here in the middle of the woods...nothing strange about that at all...just an everyday sight, fully equipped TW vehicle repair shops...they just litter the landscape..." "[ThorFrid in the voice of a crotchety old Scientist] Good News!...I found tons of parts to repair the damage that CPT Slow caused...There was a big pile of junk just laying out behind the perfectly normal TW vehicle repair shop...I was able to strip everything we needed to get it done...I made sure they were the right parts...shoved them deep up Turag's nose JUST...TO...MAKE...SURE...he knew that we had found them and that he knew that I fully blame him..." "We ended up in some strange Kanuk town, middle of nowhere...probably only Moose beer and Maple whiskey to drink... boring...Turag says we need to find a place or something to FIX MY TURRET HE BROKE!...Really...I find all the parts and he STILL CAN'T FIX IT...OY!" "So Sister Reb and I are going around 'convincing' folks to get the deets we needs to get MY TURRET and KDAWG fully repaired..I think they love my charm...so much I get a personal invite to a full on rager sex party!...WOO-HOO...no so boring anymore..." "So I get a small parade to the club...Strange club, big Star on the sign...oh well...they have cuffs and cages and everything...works for me..." "Sis Reb doesn't see me in my little parade...Yeah She is blind...mostly...Anyway...She asks over comms how to get there...I was so excited I didn't really pay attention...can't let the Lilac League know I don't know that they don't know I know...you know...I gave her some made up directions...best my reclamations...Any way...She sucks at directions, 'cause she was able to walk right to the place...wait...I just proved that 2 wrongs make a right...wow...will have to submit that the the local science journal..." "She told me she was there, but I couldn't see her..I could hear her...happens to me more than you think...so she says this ain't no sex club...It's the Cheriif's station...Not sure what a Cherif is..but this place sure is looking like a Sheriff's office...more and more...'specially since I haven't had any sex with another person yet...plenty with myself...just no one else...that is not normal in a sex club..." "Scotty shows up...Talks with the Sheriff..He's here to Judge someone...Oh wait...HE'S HERE TO JUDGE ME!...Bunch of legal-ese and chit chat...boring so I didn't listen...Oh yeah...Sis Reb made me not seeing like her..or not being seen...something...Well I was thinking I'd be here a bit, so I was going to sex myself again when i heard Sheriff say '$10K fine...'...wow...that's it..." "HERE'S YOUR FUCKING MONEY!" [ThorFrid throws two handfuls of credits out of the cell] "NOW...LET ME THE FUCK OUTTA HERE...RATHER WASTE MY CREDS IN A REAL SEX CLUB...WORST I'VE BEEN FUCKED EVER..." "Turag doesn't remember or know how to get to England...BOYZ R US3L3SS...Benna knows a Gall though...Point proven...Some chick in Lazlo...Ern Tarnish something...Skelatora remembers some shit about the cartoons [cartouche]...Oh we found a wreck out old TW flyer..Fred's Exes something or other...Of course a giant mob of strange looking Skelebots were waiting...We made them feel real welcome to our little looting party...real nice warm welcome...Welcome to Earth Boyz..." "One last thing...so Boyz r not TOTALLY us3l3ss...they have their own pogo stick..which I love to rice all day long...but that's it...US3L3SS AFTER THAT..."
