Hi I am interested and wondered if you could consider me. I am a high level escaped circus ape with magical powers and long attractive, grabby arms. Picture yourselves in a cage from orcs in a deep dungeon. The orc jailer is asleep with part of his ass hanging out and the keys in his pocket. who is going to steal those keys and save you? Who might even grab his ass a little . Dats right Bobo is your boy. Or picture fighting all the way to 36th level in D&D becmi version. When you are in the nursing home dieing of old age and finally get to face the immortals and Zues challenges you to any contest and Bobo he says, okay mofo lets try a banana eating contest with a game of one handed grab ass. Zues says that's some f**** up s*** and laughs and grants the whole group 100 extra hitdice and extra legs. Check out these stats. I got 18/99 strength , a +4 ring of grabbery, pick own pockets 65%, sense porn 100%. I have +6 dung, immunity to fagdragons and undead hoovers . bobo is house trained too and only harasses human women when they are in season.
