Video entry received by the Office of inhuman Resources from Fenrir [Both ThorFrid and Ste. Rebecca are yelling very loudly back and forth to each other during this entire conversation] T: Ste Reb, How dafuq you start this thing again? R: Push the red button and the light comes on! T: Right...Which light? The red or blue? R: Really ThorFrid...Really...Like I know what a color looks like, it is just heat to me... T: Right, so light on...Well somethings not right, there is a red light but it is going on and off and on and off and on and off and on and off and... R: That's called flashing ThorFrid! Oh yeah, now I remember, Benna did say flashing red light is on...Why ain't you askin 'er anyway? T: She got her headpods in and she can't hear me and you yelling right now and she's all teen angst broody right now and we really need to talk to her about that shit and her being a Womyn now and what that means... R: Right, so we will pencil that in... [ThorFrid and Ste. Rebecca end their conversation] T: Ahem...clears throat...starts talking...Oh yeah that's me. CPT Slow is dead. D E A D Dead. WOW saying it is weird. Anyway, he is dust in the wind, literally. We launched him into the sunset at Ludicrous speed. Fairly certain that is the fastest he has ever gone ever. So as we sat in the next port holed up bangin our heads against the wall, at least I was, literally, something or someone showed up literally out of thin air. A small, asiental girl with a funky Texan, sounds more Georgian and not the old russian one either, accent, funky for an asiental, don't ya know ay, was right in the middle of the super top secret hidden cargo hold, so don't tell anyone. Well, Fenrir being Fenrir, we had to bound her up Shibari style and began to interrogate and brow beat her for answers. It got real weird, even for me at one point, so we took a break. CPT Thorb jörn looked in on us and welcomed Mono to the ship, turns out she is the "cargo" we were supposed to pick up in this port of Alexisandria. So went everyone came back together, we dispensed with the bondage this time as she was authorized "cargo" but continued to brow beat each other over what all was going on. She was a total fan-girl on Fenrir and Guinevere referred to her as a furry, so at that point she was kosher kool with me...until...blue skies, blue skies...she brought out the devils comic...blue skies, blue skies...it turns out some evil bastard...blue skies, blue skies....has been profiting of off lies and rumors about good 'ole Fenrir...blue skies, blue skies...it is written and illustrated by the boy with the p-p-p-p-p...blue skies, blue skies!!... R: DAMNIT THORFRID GO OUTSIDE FOR A FUCKING MINUTE GO SEE THE BLUE SKIES. [ThroFrid walks out on deck, recording is still going, many members of Fenrir are seen walking by in various embarrassing moments, even Rebecca and Guinevere arguing over the boy with the purple suspenders and his ultimate demise, words about death and dismemberment, mostly from Ste. Rebecca and Guinevere trying to talk her down] T: Ok, I'm back, much better, so the evil little fucker has been telling lies via his comic book. I may have accidentally destroyed the one everyone was passing around with my laser pistols with several accidental shots from the pistols as some may have accidentally missed until the comic was accidentally hit and accidentally destroyed and accidentally made into a pile of ashes in Guinevere's hands...There was something else I was going to talk about that, but for some reason I just can't remember... Mono really doesn't want to stay in port for the twelve hours it takes for the water to fill the sea or something like that. Something about she may or may not have stolen something from the country of the port we are in or something like that. Oh shit I got to shit [ThorFrid gets up and walks away. Ste. Rebecca can be seen coming into frame. She is yelling about the comic book, then starts to mimic ThorFrid saying Blue Skies over and over again, then stops saying something about that really works.] T: Whew that one was nasty. So everyone has basically calmed down after the fireside interrogation. Lucy acted real weird stomping off in a real frustrated womyn fashion...He is something that is for sure. I know he is a he, he smells like a he, he has he parts, don't worry no funny business there, when out in the wild modesty is a luxury and everyone eventually sees everyone else in their full monty. Anyway, He is a he, but he sure acts more like a she more than I do, well not a good example...Ste, Reb isn't a good example either, nor is Benna...well He acts more like a She than most average She's. Mono shows Fenrir her Moro, not what you think either, it is her Robo dick...I mean dog...wow...Anyway she showed everyone her dog er wolf. I needed a nap and if you seen one robo you seen em all. Well something woke me from my nap and I rushed on deck to find more Ice fuckers climbing on board, and just so you know ice fucking is not as fun as it sounds. I screamed out alarms to everyone. I must've had a really good nap as I was able to smash apart the ice fuckers like glass and I was moving around like everyone else was in a total time warp stoppage thingy. Let's do the time warp again. Anyway never been able to do what I've done with such ease and success. It was just fucking weird. We were able to wipe the rest out with ease. to ease...Really need to figure out who dafuq keeps sending those Ice fuckers are way and ask them why they keep doing it. [more yelling conversation between ThorFrid and Ste. Rebecca] Hey Ste. Reb, which button saves the vid, so ti doesn't send it to Office of inhuman resources? R: The green one...NO WAIT IT'S THE PUR... [video ends]
