Everything I know about DnD I've learned from Stephen Lynch and Studio C. Used to be a guy like me could sashay into a tabletop game store to waste money on MtG cards and watch in amazement as grown men and women ventured to lands far and away from children screaming, "I need two booster packs!" to conquer virginity and social awkwardness Uln la Thuln, Terror of a Tiny Town No One's Ever Heard Of Because He Kills Villagers at a Rate of One Per Generation, Which Incidentally is Far Less than Losses Sustained to Excess Sodium in Their Diet. But now, of course, the public gatherings are closed, although now I have the time to delve into fantasy lands and raise my mead in a hearty HUZZAH! with the best of them, so here am I. Kindly point me to the nearest group accepting the exceptionally naive and uneducated in the ways of erotic vorism DnD.