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Infernal Communications

Hart, his cape flowing behind him, glided over to an overstuffed leather chair arrayed before the fireplace and sat primly on the edge of the chair, sipping from his teacup as the smell of brimstone wafted from the hearth. Wolfram was nimbly sorting through scrolls of parchment at his ornate writing desk, and then found what he was looking for, picking up a small apparatus that had been hidden by a mound of paperwork. He too moved towards the fireplace and sat next to Hart. “Welcome,” Hart said in a deep voice. “Please be advised that this will be a billable conversation.” Siegfried nodded as he eyed the item in Wolfram’s hands – it appeared to be a sort of abacus, only with tiny skulls mounted on its counting wires instead of beads. Varien, somewhat unsure of himself, took a seat. “So, Mordai,” Siegfried said. “The long and the short of it is that my friend here represents Lady Firehair on a quest to retrieve a valuable piece of stolen property from the Sinister Seven, and he would greatly appreciate any assistance you could offer in this regard. As we both know, the gods can be cryptic rather than provide specific information.” Mordai leaned back in his chair with a slithering sound and smiled. “Well, they wouldn’t be gods if they gave the entire game away, would they?” Siegfried placed the shard of Stygian ice on the side-table between he and Varien. “Neither would Archfiends, it would seem.” Mordai chuckled as he appraised it with his glittering, golden eyes. “Well, what is it that you would like to know?” Siegfried nodded to Varien. Varien cleared his throat. “Siegfried did not inform me that you would be here today, Vell. He merely assured me that someone in this room would be able to offer me guidance on the Sinister Seven.” “Oh, the identity of the expert guest was a mystery to me as well, Varien,” Siegfried said. Mordai waved a hand dismissively. “Well, as it happened by a coincidental happenstance, I was already in Waterdeep on business and so this was very fortunate for all parties concerned,” he said. “Were you also in Neverwinter on business recently?” Varien asked. “At the same time we had trouble there?” Mordai’s smile widened. “Oh, well, my business takes me all over,” he said with an amiable shrug. “I do consider Neverwinter my home of course. I have deep roots in the community, but I do travel to Waterdeep from time to time to take care of business, so to speak, and somehow I knew our paths would cross again, I just didn’t know it would be here.” “Then I shall be specific, Mordai,” Varien said. “What do you know of Vashi? Where can they be found?” “Well, as I told Siegfried, the last time we met, a gentleman does not always kiss and tell.” “I would advise you would,” Varien said with a hint of steel in his voice. Mordai’s lip curled as he took a sip from his cup, his eyes glittering as he peered over the rim. “Ah, so we’re skipping to that part of the conversation already?” Varien held the Tiefling’s gaze. Mordai shifted in his chair slightly. “Well, I might be persuaded to speak more about Vashi, but I always come back to first principles when having a conversation such as this. And so I pose a question of my own: why do you want to know?” “Vashi has something that I desire,” Varien said. “Oh my,” Siegfried said. Mordai laughed. “I’ll bet she does,” he said with a smile. “Do tell.” “The Spark of Kossuth,” Varien said. “Do you know of it?” Mordai nodded. “Oh, so now we’re talking primordials. Now that’s very interesting. Very interesting indeed. I do take a certain interest in such things, you know, and I have heard of the Spark of Kossuth.” “Go on,” Varien said. “Why do you seek this Spark of Kossuth?” Mordai asked. “We’re playing very coy here, aren’t we Mordai?” Varien asked. “I could say the same of you,” Mordai replied. “When I say the name Levistus, do you consider yourself on that side of fate, or opposite it?” Varien asked. Mordai chuckled. “What are you asking me, Varien?” “I think you know,” Varien said. Mordai paused for a moment. “Well, this conversation is a sort of exchange, wouldn’t you say? And none of us in this room are in the habit of giving away things for free.” “Funny you should mention that,” Siegfried interjected. “Levistus has recently offered Varien here an exchange. Abandon the quest that His Lady has put him on to free a creature from his clutches, Levistus said no. Now, Varien, being of a righteous mind, is apt to describe the difference between the righteous and the wicked. To translate in more intricate terms, he would request, do you have a vested interest in prolonging the reign of Levistus within the Hells? Or would you consider yourself indifferent to Levistus’s machinations.” “All I’m asking is whether you will try to stop us and get in my way,” Varien said. “Oh, Siegfried I do enjoy the way you maneuver your line of questioning,” Mordai said, “but at the same time, Varien I do enjoy the directness with which you thrust your arguments. It is like fire and ice, though maybe that isn’t the best metaphor considering your recent experience,” the Tiefling said with an unctuous smile, indicating the piece of Stygian ice on the tabletop. If what I’ve been led to understand by our mutual friends here Wolfram and Hart is indeed true. But, let us say that the business partner whom I represent has certain plans, certain machinations, certain goals and I am of course quite interested in determining whether those goals are compatible with what your chosen course of action might be. But if you are looking for, how shall I put this, dispensation, or perhaps colloquially, a free pass, maybe a limited franchise to operate in an area of your interest, that may come at a cost. But I like what I’m hearing right now, I will give you that for free.” “Well, then I will give you our interests for free,” Siegfried said. “There’s nothing quite like putting all your cards on the table, is there?” Mordai said. “Especially if you have a winning hand.” It was Siegfried’s turn to smile. “Varien’s companions, myself included, represent and fight for the cause of the living,” he said. “Myself, I have a vested interest the living peoples and in the protection of the cities of Waterdeep and Neverwinter and the surrounding territories. Of course, those that would conspire against those peoples for their own glorification at the risk of the common peoples and the noble peoples and the safety of their day to day lives does come into conflict with that. Directly, my good paladin here has been set upon in direct conflict with the Archfiend Levistus and the Sinister Seven, by his deity, in order to release the Phoenix. Any way your goals can be met in the pursuit of that crusade can easily be met. I’m sure a man of your ambitions has certain obstacles that may need to be persuaded or loosened within that very purview of Varien’s own obstacles. As you’ve seen, he’s a man of specific directness looking for the next place to rest his blade.” “Fascinating,” Mordai said as he crossed his legs, his shoes shimmering in the firelight. “Where would you rest Varien’s blade?” Siegfried pressed. “My, my,” Mordai said. “Let us put a blade, or a pin, in that for a moment.” He leaned forward. “I know your family’s name, Siegfried, and I am aware of their influence and interest in Waterdeep but I am curious as to your concern over Neverwinter.” Siegfried paused as visualized a chessboard representing the factions and powers of Neverwinter. He considered his next move, which had to be taken incredibly carefully. Vell’s ever-present smirk confounded him, as it seemed the Tiefling was about to burst into uproarious laughter at every turn of the conversation. On one level, it seemed, he found this conversation incredibly amusing. Siegfried knew for a fact that Vell and Neverember were associates, as a matter of public record thanks to the work of the Gilded Eye. Siegfried also knew that Vell was very wealthy, a patron of the arts in Neverwinter, but even the Order of the Gilded Eye could not successfully glean his intention. Additionally, he was aware that the recent sealing of the Chasm that had brought so much destruction to Neverwinter had been done at a great cost, and that the Lord Protector had been forced to lean heavily on the wealthy elite of Neverwinter in terms of time, treasure and magic to seal that abyss. In his appraisal of Mordai Vell, Siegfried weighed the Tiefling’s loyalty to Dagult against his reputation for loyalty to his own pocket and his own pleasures. He couldn’t decide one way or the other which side of the board to place Mordai. “Well, Mordai, as familiar as you are with my family, it may astonish you to learn that I was not born a half-elf,” Siegfried said. Mordai’s smile wavered slightly, as though he wasn’t sure if Siegfried was setting up a joke. “Indeed, I was adopted into the Thann family,” Siegfried said, taking a memory out of his head with an encode thoughts spell, placing the stringy ectoplasm into a crystal decanter that represented the memory of a six-year-old Siegfried running through a burning city of Neverwinter, the nightmare he dreamt every night of Neverwinter’s Ruining. “However, my arcane origin begins with Neverwinter; my soul linked, eternally, to that city.” Mordai’s eyes went wide as he shivered with delight. “In fact, this memory will show you that I am Neverwinter’s prisoner, its slave and its most ardent lover,” he said as he passed the decanter to Vell. Vell accepted the decanter and raised it in salute. “Bottoms up, hmm?” as he tipped it back, draining it. He closed his eyes as he lived Siegfried’s nightmare. After a time, Vell opened his golden eyes. “Rejoice, Mordai Vell.” Siegfried said with sudden seriousness. “You are one of the select few who know the true identity of Siegfried Thann.” “My, my, my,” Mordai Vell said. “If I may not be too presumptuous Siegfried, you and I are of a kind. Both our fortunes, our destinies, and perhaps our futures linked to the Jewel of the North, the City of Skilled Hands, Neverwinter.” A golden tear welled up in his eye, visible against his red flesh. Varien frowned at the sight of Vell’s golden tear. Siegfried took notice as well. Certain of Vell’s physical mannerisms did not appear to line up with standard Tiefling physiology, including his anomalous gold-coloured eyes that glittered like coins in the light of the fire. “Well, that is quite a revelation, Siegfried,” Vell continued. “It’s the one thing I can never betray,” Siegfried said. “It is carved upon my bones.” “Well, my family perished almost to a man during that terrible, terrible cataclysm,” Mordai said. “I was away on business, fortunately, and I returned to take the reins of the Vell family and occupy Vellgard Manor, and to see how I could help restore Neverwinter to its former glory.” Siegfried nodded. He’d heard of Vell’s background. “Yes, my mother found herself in the same situation, though she was not able to return to Neverwinter in her lifetime,” Siegfried said. At the mention of his mother, the cinders in the fireplace burst loudly. “I must take a moment to digest this,” Vell said. “Information freely given is sometimes met with information returned. Wolfram, if you will?” Wolfram clicked two of the skulls over to one side of the abacus. Vell smiled. “Good accountants are so hard to find, wouldn’t you agree?” “Oh, not if you already know where they are!” Siegfried said, smiling at Wolfram and Hart. “A fair point!” Vell agreed. “Ah, Varien, you see, you cannot ask questions of Vell without giving up answers in return,” Siegfried said. “I see,” Varien said. “Are our secrets safe in this room, Mordai?” “Safe as houses,” Vell said. “This is the discretion offered by our friends Wolfram and Hart to all clients, is it not?” At this, Hart leaned forward as though rising from a vampiric slumber. “Yes, of course, discretion is our business.” “Literally Levistus and Sune cannot see where we are right now,” Siegfried said. “What would anybody here know about Beauty’s Temple and the rot that has arisen there?” Varien asked. “Something suspicious is going on there, I don’t trust them.” Mordai smiled lasciviously. “Let me share with you something that I have learned during my wide travels around Faerun,” the Tiefling said. “The thing about seducing a succubus is that you’re never really quite sure if you’ve pulled it off, but boy, it is a journey. Because of course with a succubus you know their game, they know their game, but to attract one of her own free will, my, my, there’s no feeling quite like it in this world or any other.” Vell looked incredibly pleased with himself. “I may have engaged in such risky business on more than one occasion, and so I caution you, because Vashi is the jealous type.” Siegfried prestidigitated a teacup just so he could drop it and have it shatter on the floor. “Mordai Vell, did you just answer Varien’s initial question? My, my!” “I’m just making polite conversation, Siegfried Thann,” Vell said with a smile. At this, one of the skulls clacked back on Wolfram’s abacus. “What’s he saying?” Varien asked Siegfried. “I don’t know if I should tell you that before you have a good night’s sleep so you can go into Beauty’s Temple sword blazing!” Siegfried replied. “Are you speaking of the High Lady?” Varien asked. “Oh, that would be kissing and telling, wouldn’t it?” Vell said smugly. “Mordai, Mordai, Mordai!” Siegfried called out. “In broad strokes, I could set you into motion,” Vell said, “but to your earlier point and question about alliances, interference and standing back, we’re going to have to see a little more on Wolfram’s abacus.” Varien frowned. Vell was clearly intimating that Vashi was present at Beauty’s Temple. “If what you have told me is true, then you will gain my trust,” Varien said. “To swiftly change the subject to something we have in common,” Siegfried said. “How well do you sleep in Neverwinter?” Vell laughed coldly. “Ah yes, my dreamthief doll is well-used. Really more of a pillow. A lady-sized pillow, if you get my meaning.” “Well, I dream of a future where the children of Neverwinter can sleep without the aid of dreamthief dolls, or pillows,” Siegfried said. “I assembled a team to chart the circumference of this magical effect.” “Did you?” Vell asked. “Yes. Unfortunately, they were all arrested on false charges. Now, a good friend, Sergeant Knox,” “I know the man,” Vell said. “He has been their jailor, but this team of mine I’ve assembled to match the circumference, the data they collect could be used to find the source of the nightmares and expunge it once and for all,” Siegfried said. “Sergeant Knox has been a friend to me and I have been a friend to Sergeant Knox. If an escape were made without implicating Sergeant Knox, this team would be able to find the source of the nightmares, and Varien and I could return to Neverwinter and perhaps remove your need for a dreamthief doll permanently. We know the effect extends as far as Helm’s Hold, but not as far as Luskan to the north or Phandalin to the south.” “Fascinating,” Vell said. “Have you ever heard of a Dread Circle?” Varien asked. “Questions, questions, questions!” Vell said raucously. “Because if you haven’t, we could share what we know,” Varien. “Well, I would be happy to hear what you think you know about Dread Circles,” Vell said. Siegfried proceeded to do so, including the faces of the Red Wizards in Tholl Sla-Houk. “There’s even a rogue agent impersonating a Harper,” he said, showing Vell Sister Gaerale’s face. “Of course, no contract was ever signed between myself and my team, and all the glory of this idea could all be yours,” Siegfried said. “I have no interest in taking credit for the destruction of this plague. I merely want it ended.” Mordai smiled. “How tempting, how tempting indeed.” There was a clacking sound of the abacus. “I’ll give you one more piece of insider trading,” Siegfried said. “Helm’s Hold’s stock is about to drop further in the eyes of Dagult Neverember. Arrests have been made this night around activities that are placing Helm’s Hold in direct conflict with the Lord Protector. I’m sure Dagult’s little birds will inform him before official word reaches Neverwinter of the Gilded Eye’s activities. But the Lord Protector will not be pleased when word of this gets out.” “Interesting,” Vell said. Siegfried snuck a glance at the abacus. The balance had tipped in Siegfried and Varien’s favour. “Fair is fair,” Vell said. “So, let us talk a little more about the Sinister Seven, shall we? After all, Vashi is but one, and apparently you have met an Aspect of Levistus, but what else are you interested in knowing?” Varien smiled. “The question itself is problematic, Mordai, because how can you know what you want if you don’t know what it is? What I do want, I have an ally to please, and my ally seeks the destruction of all seven. Any information you can provide me with in that regard would be helpful.” “Well there, you’ve clarified things for me a great deal,” Vell said as he slurped his tea. “So, let me just confirm a few things for you. We’ll talk Vashi for a second here. Though she is the jealous type, she is not one to stay faithful, believe me, and you have possibly heard that she is the consort of Lorcan but also pursued obscene dalliances with Belaphoss.” “That’s right,” Varien said. “Lorcan is an interesting fellow,” Vell said. “A cambion of some repute. And I will tell you because it may interest you to know, that Lorcan is a collector of warlocks.” “Okay,” Varien said. “Yes, Varien, weren’t you recently ambushed by some infernally-funded types on your way to the glassblowers?” “I wouldn’t want to presume if they were infernal or not,” Varien said. “Well you did chase them halfway to hell,” Siegfried said. “Well, one of them, anyway, and when I got there she was screaming in agony,” Varien said. “Speaking as a representative of an underwriter of certain contracts, failure is not often met with approval, I daresay,” Vell said. “Hmm,” Varien said. “Now, Lorcan fancies himself a patron not of the arts, but the Dark Arts, if you get my meaning,” Vell continued. “He has, as I said, collected warlocks like some would collect trophies or other baubles.” “To clarify, is this to collect persons to bind them to his debt, or collect like one would purchase a chain of restaurants?” Vell leaned forward, his eyes glittering. “Yes,” he replied. “Very astute. And I mean, Belaphoss you’ve heard of?” “He’s a demon, isn’t he?” Vell said, squirming uncomfortably. “Yes, yuck.” “I assume he’s a very selfish lover,” Siegfried said. “The very fact that Vashi might have taught a demon how to love is a high crime and misdemeanour, or it would be if I were in charge,” Vell said. “But as we’ve said, Vashi is close by.” “And Belaphoss is not a member of the Sinister Seven?” Siegfried asked. “Decidedly not,” Vell said. “Now, there is another member of the Sinister Seven who resides somewhat close by. You are familiar with the geography surrounding Neverwinter are you not?” “Yes!” Siegfried said. “To the northeast of Neverwinter lie the Crags, the foremost peak of which used to be Mount Hotenow, the agent of Neverwinter’s destruction in 1451DR,” Mordai Vell said. “Its slopes have since become somewhat diminished. However, one of the members of the Sinister Seven, Yancazi, who had, shall we say, delusions of grandeur, found he could not pick a side, when it came to whom should he serve. He sought power, and was thus rewarded or punished, depending on your point of view, becoming a hideous mockery of that which he so desired. And so there is a secret place in the Crags known as the Warlock’s Crypt, where Yancazi has been shall we say detained, oftentimes punished, as being chained to the Prime Material Plane can be seen as punishment if one seeks the deepest depths of the Abyss or the darkest powers of the Nine Hells. I may be convinced to point out the location on a map.” “You’ve spoken of your heritage,” Varien said. “Siegfried, do you want to tell him about that brother of yours?” “Pardon me?” Vell said. “Varien, you are putting quite a lot on the table!” Siegfried said. “I have nothing to hide!” Varien said. “Well, I certainly do!” Siegfried replied. “One does not give up such precious information so freely.” Wolfram was closely watching both Siegfried and Varien, a hand on the abacus wire.
“Just the knowledge of who between us was the elder would be earthshattering alone! That a leader of an orc warband is the rightful heir to one of Neverwinter’s noble houses alone would be worth a finger on a map, especially if I were to divulge the name of the house, would be a lot more than a finger on a map.” Vell smiled. “Siegfried, again, information not-so-freely-given…I’m fine with pointing out the location of the Warlock’s Crypt. I’m sure you know what to do next, Varien.” “My brother is also half-orc, half Neverwintan noble,” Siegfried said. “He is the leader of an orc warband, and almost became the heir of Tholl Sla-Houk. Whilst the name of my father is up for debate, our mother’s name was Adeline Alagondar.” Mordai Vell’s eyes widened. Siegfried fixed Vell with a look. “Are you certain you can pay back what you owe?” he asked. “Oh, Siegfried, I am a man with deep pockets,” Vell said with a lopsided grin. “Well, Varien, you’re going to owe me a lot for Mordai Vell’s answers,” Siegfried, leaning back into his chair. “Please, I could be giving you warlock spells for how much you owe me. So yes, the heir to the Alagondar bloodline is attempting to amass an orc warband.” “Oh dear,” Vell said. “His most recent attempts were stymied by myself and my colleagues,” Siegfried said. “I would expect nothing less from you, Siegfried,” Vell said. He yawned. “How dreadfully predictable, if you don’t mind my saying.” “Oh, I suppose anyone who had been paying attention would have figured it out by now,” Siegfried said. Vell smiled. “Oh, of course I was speaking of the troublesome warband. But of course I would not besmirch your families’ good names by claiming that this is boring. This is in fact quite illuminating. And in that spirit of illumination, let’s see what else we can put on the table.” “My brother is indeed an embarrassment,” Siegfried said. “Have you considered how to deal with him?” Vell asked. “Well, there’s murder, obviously,” Siegfried said. “If he cannot be reasoned with. But his most recent activities have been communicated to Stormeye and the powers that be in Waterdeep as well. After foiling the Bloodspear Ritual to crown him using the scions of Ierithymbul, their next port of call is likely to claim the Ettin Axe, which I also hope to frustrate. After all, without executive power, an army is under no obligation to follow a warmonger.” “You have quite the grasp of politics, Siegfried Alagondar.” Vell said. “I pretend not to,” Siegfried replied. “I prefer it that way. The less bloodshed the better I say, though sometimes heads must roll to prevent other heads from rolling.” “Yes, indeed,” Vell. “In that spirit, and changing the subject only slightly, the powers that be in Neverwinter are…” “Doing quite the fine job, as far as I can see,” Siegfried said quickly. “Certain complaints aside.” “I share that assessment,” Vell said. “While there’s room for improvement,” Siegfried said. “Yes?” Vell said, leaning forward. “To make my intentions clear, Dagult Neverember is better for Neverwinter than an untrained 20-year-old with little grasp of economics.” “An interesting perspective,” Vell allowed. “Because Neverwinter is on the mend, and I like it that way,” Siegfried said. ‘Indeed, many investments have been made in Neverwinter’s future,” Vell said. “And I thank you for your contribution,” Siegfried said. Vell waved Siegfried off. “I believe that we may be on the same page in that regard, Siegfried.” “Of course, Neverwinter thrives regardless of whose name is on the door.” Siegfried said. “Neverwinter must be made to thrive.” “Indeed,” Vell said. “Now, that reminds me. Varien, you and Dagult seemed to hit it off quite well at the Challenge of the Spheres. Tell me, what’s your appraisal of the man?” “It’s difficult to read how trustworthy he is, if I’m being honest, which I am,” Varien said. “I appreciated your honesty,” Vell said. There was a pause. “Nothing else to add there, Mr. Aether?” “No, I don’t have much of an opinion on him either way,” Varien said. “That is a perspective,” Vell said. “He does have his flaws,” Siegfried said. “Well, it does no good to share criticism and critique in idle conversation without solution, but I think I am picking up what you are putting down, as they say.” Vell said. “Now, Mr. Aether, you’ve heard the name Baazka mentioned?” “Yes,” Varien said. “If you were, oh, I don’t know, to visit Dragonspear Castle outside of Daggerford, you might well make that pit fiend’s acquaintance.” Vell said. “Well, we’re all friends here,” Varien said. There was more clacking on the abacus. “Any questions for us, Vell?” Varien asked. “I’m still digesting much of what I’ve learned today,” Mordai said. “But this ally of yours that you spoke of. What’s his interest in the Sinister Seven?” “Like I said before, he wants to destroy every single of one of them,” Varien said. “He’s a creature of a single mind. A man of focus,” Siegfried said. “I admire a man of such direct goals. It makes him, as you say, easier to aim at a problem.” Vell said. “But it makes it difficult to have a conversation with this present company,” Siegfried said. “Indeed!” Vell said. “I will also point out, back to Lorcan for a minute. He was rumoured to have run afoul of some powerful forces and had been imprisoned in one layer of the Nine Hells or another. But if we are going to talk about the location of those members of the Sinister Seven who are not on the Prime Material Plane, we may have to balance the scales a little bit.” “Well we would be happy to continue this conversation when both sides have more secrets to share,” Siegfried said. “Yes, we’d be very interested in what you’d have to say,” Varien said. “One last query,” Siegfried said. “To your knowledge, do you know anything about the Shade of Lorelei, and whether the Sinister Seven were involved?” “That may have escaped my notice,” Vell said, “But I do know those who may know more.” “Wonderful, we look forward to scheduling another conversation when you know more,” Siegfried said. “Perhaps there is something that we could look into on your behalf?” Mordai chuckled. “Well, I understand that you are busy men, however, I might be induced to speaking further, if you were to help me with a little issue.” “We are listening,” Siegfried said. Vell looked into the fireplace, his eyes shining. “I have a competitor, a rival, you might say, who I would normally crush like the bug he is, but I find myself in a rather delicate situation that requires the intervention of a third party in the interest of maintaining plausible deniability. And I have a sneaking suspicion that you and your friends might be the third party I am looking for.” “Well, you have our curiosity,” Siegfried said. “Tell me, what is this competitor’s name?” “Oh, I don’t know if I want to divulge anything further before we have a more concrete accord,” Vell said with a smile. “Oh, you tease,” Siegfried said. “Bear in mind,” Vell said, pointing to the abacus, “that performing this service for me would leave me in your debt,” he said. “Be that as it may, I have no interest in killing a good man,” Varien said. Vell threw back his head and laughed uproariously. “Who said he was a good man!?” “You haven’t told us anything about him!” Siegfried said. “That’s what we were getting at, Mordai,” Varien said. “We genuinely can’t being discussion of interference with an individual before we know the identity of said individual, regardless of your relationship with said individual.” “This is fair,” Vell said, still laughing. “That’s not even a trade of information, that’s just setting the terms of the agreement.” Siegfried said. “You wound me, Siegfried,” Vell said. “I would never presume to enter into an agreement and then force you to go against your natures, or seal a deal and then reveal that you must knock off a paragon of virtue, a family member, no, that is not the sort of thing that I would trade in. If that were the case I would not be here today, not at all.” “Well, if this person is a mutual adversary, then consider me inclined to agree,” Varien said. “Oh, this is an awful, awful man,” Vell said. “We do know a lot of awful men,” Siegfried said. “All right,” Vell said. “His name is Markosian.” “Markosian?” Siegfried repeated. “We’ll keep our ears peeled,” Varien said. “I say this in all honesty, the Prime Material would be a better place without him. His plans and your plans could not be less compatible.” Vell said. “Okay, well then I think that’s something we can make happen,” Varien said.  “Good, because he and his diabolist associates are approaching Waterdeep and approaching fast,” Vell said in sudden seriousness. “If I may, could you conjure his face to your mind?” Siegfried asked. Vell shook his head. “Oh, I don’t think so. The less you know, the less there is to divulge in times of crisis and betrayal.” Siegfried made as if to get to his feet. “He is carrying an object that I would like to acquire,” Vell said. “Well, we’ll see where the night takes us,” Varien said. “Hmm, I’m not sure you’ve decided one way or the other, eh?” Vell said. “I think we’re friends for the time being,” Varien said, getting to his feet and offering Mordai Vell his hand. Mordai shook his hand. “We’ll certainly keep our eyes open for Markosian,” Siegfried said. “And should we come into possession of such an artifact, we know how to contact you.” He looked at Wolfram and Hart pointedly. “Yes, yes indeed,” Vell said. “I will provide you with details as you need them, but know that with the coming of a certain storm, so comes the Devil Behind Thrones.” His eyes flashed. The smell of brimstone was thick in their nostrils as Wolfram escorted Varien and Siegfried from the audience chamber. After the vaulted door clicked shut behind them, Siegfried wiped his brow. “Well,” he asked Wolfram, “how did we do?” Wolfram rubbed his hands together as he minced along beside them in the hallway. “Well, attorney-client privilege being what it is, I thought you acquitted yourself quite well in there, all things considered, hmmm?” “And if my family wasn’t paying you to say that?” Siegfried said. Wolfram blushed. “Now, I will caution you that due to the various security countermeasures we have in place in our little chamber, the more you speak about what occurred behind the doors of this vault, the fewer details you will be able to recall.” “Thank you,” Siegfried said. To Varien he said, “our answers to our friends will be ‘we can’t say.’” After retrieving Fiendsbane, Siegfried and Varien exited the office and found themselves in the street. Varien smelled the air and stood up a little straighter. There was a stiff wind blowing from the north, bringing with it the smell of the sea, but also a faint taint of ozone. Varien’s internal barometer began to drop. “Storm’s coming,” Varien said. “A bad one.” “How immediately?” Siegfried said. “A few hours,” Varien said. “No more than half a day.” “Ugh,” Siegfried said. “Well, let’s go collect our friends, because I am hungry, tired, and need a kebab.”   At the Temple of Beauty, up in the rafters, Bat-wen found himself being buffeted by increasing winds from the storm he’d noticed earlier. In Sune’s Dowry Chamber, within the bottled garden, Theryn mulled over what to do as he considered exploring the rest of the treasure vault, or continuing his investigation. Also, there was the question of what to do with Nero of the Garden. “Nero, are you interested in meeting this Vary-Anne or would you like to stay here?” Theryn asked. Nero was nothing if not contemplative. He continued to glide above it all, saying, “at this stage I would prefer to speak to the High Lady and come to conclusions to my satisfaction before I disturb my garden. So, I will speak with the High Lady and then decide.” Theryn stood, bowed fist in hand, and he and his companions turned into cherry blossoms that rematerialized in the Dowry Chamber. “Well, Dhaera,” Theryn said. “Good luck with your entreatment of the High Lady. I’m off to find the rest of our group and move on, so we’ll probably be moving quickly so you’ll want to move quickly, and if Nero’s interests are in meeting Varien, we’ll want to get on that post-haste.” Dhaera nodded absently. “Yes, I will go tell the High Lady immediately of what we’ve learned from our mutual friend.” She moved towards the main door. The doors to the Dowry Chamber began to open as Dhaera approached. Nero stuck his head out of his bottle. “These friends should be able to return here, no questions asked,” he said to the Seraph Guardians. “I know what you two are like.” The Seraphs did not deign to reply. Nero looked over at the gory remains of the mirror mimic. His perfect face crinkled into a perfect frown as he clucked disapprovingly. “Someone is going to have to answer for that. I may have to do a little accounting of my own.” The party moved to the temple proper. Dhaera left them behind to find the High Lady. As they walked into the main sanctuary, there was splattering sound as bat guano struck Bob’s cloak. The sorcerer looked up into the dark recesses of the vaulted ceiling with a frown on his face. A bat landed on the ground and then turned into Erwen. “Hey, what’s up?” the druid asked. “Where have you guys been?” “Where have we been? Where have you been?” Theryn asked. “First I was a cat, then I was a horse, then I was a wolf, then I rode an eagle, and then I was a bat,” Erwen explained, ticking off a list on each finger. “I’ve had a busy night.” Siegfried and Varien entered the temple. “Mission accomplished, ladies and gentlemen, we got him!” The party reunited. “I am sleepy,” Siegfried declared. “But what’s up with everybody?” “Have you gotten into any shenanigans?” Theryn asked. Siegfried nodded. “I had a date and somehow brought Varien home.” “Of course,” Theryn said. “I had a lovely evening,” Siegfried said. Theryn looked at Erwen for validation. The druid nodded. “Oh, Theryn, look at this!” Siegfried pulled out the mask. “I definitely had a lovely evening.” “There’s a storm coming,” Varien said. “I saw that storm!” Erwen said. “It’s not natural.” “No kidding,” Siegfried said. “Well, if you need to rest, is there any homework that needs doing?” Theryn asked. Varien looked around to make sure there weren’t any Sunites in earshot. Satisfied, he said. “You might want to look into how to kill a succubus,” he whispered. “Why would I want to do that?” Theryn asked. “Do I want to know? Why do we want to kill a succubus?” Shut up, Theryn! Siegfried sent a message cantrip to the monk. Theryn knew that a succubus was a type of fiend, tempting mortals into villainy and were a form of devil. How hard is it to kill a succubus? Varien asked Fiendsbane. Just point me in her direction, Fiendsbane replied. “So, where should we sleep? Find lodging here in the temple, or go back to the Thann Villa?” Varien asked. “Funny you should ask. We went into Sune’s Dowry Chamber and quite a number of interesting things happened. We encountered a strange mirror, fought a mimic, and also came across this bottle within which was living a saint of Sune named Nero who asked about you by name, even though he was mispronouncing your name, which was odd, but knew of you and wished to treat with you. Dhaera’s run off to consult the High Lady about this, but I suppose I can take you back and introduce you. You can go in the bottle and rest quite peacefully.” “Nero?” Varien said. “Pilgrims from the south would talk about Saint Nero as an inspiring figure who sought to maintain one perfect moment. So, wait. He knows me by name? And also, wait, Dhaera’s consulting with the High Lady? Is she going to bring her down here?” “I don’t know what’s going to happen. We had this interesting discussion about theology,” Theryn said. “I said it was pretty ridiculous for him to be hidden away in-” “Theryn, we can come back to Saint Nero in a minute,” Varien said. “Did you say that Dhaera is consulting with the High Lady? What does that mean? Will the High Lady come down here?” “Yeah, so he said he wanted to meet this Vary-Anne, and I thought that was kind of funny, but I suggested that we go and find you,” Theryn continued. “Theryn, it’s very important to know whether the High Lady is going to come down here or not,” Varien said crossly. Siegfried cast protection from good and evil on himself. “Why are you so worried about the High Lady? What did you do?” Theryn asked. “Nothing yet!” Varien said. “Good Lord. What are you planning to do?” Theryn asked. “Fell, fell, fell, felly fell fell!” Siegfried said quickly. “I was going to sleep tonight!” “Like Siegfried said, this isn’t the best place to discuss it,” Varien said. “Is she coming down here to see Nero?” “Maybe?” Theryn. “Can we take the bottle somewhere else to have a conversation?” Varien asked. “Nope,” Theryn said. “But nobody’s going to hear us inside that bottle.” “Great, then take us to the bottle,” Varien said. “To the bottle!” Siegfried said. He tied a leather strap around his arm. Theryn took his companions back to the Dowry Chamber. “We might have to be sneaky, since we’re not supposed to go in there without an escort,” Theryn said. “Now, before we get in, these two guardians are going to pose a riddle. If we go inside, there are mirrors everywhere. Don’t look into them.” “Look into a magic mirror?” Siegfried said, shaking his head. “That’s the last thing you do with a magic mirror!” Theryn and Siegfried walked to the Seraphs, Siegfried not even casting a glance upward as he strode beneath their watchful gaze. There was a grinding sound as the Seraphs aimed their glowing eyes at the party. Their eyes began to glow. One of them spoke. Answer me this. Siegfried opened his mouth to say something contemptuously. Theryn clapped his hand over the half-orc’s mouth. “What shall we answer you?” Theryn asked. I can be found on a mountain, yet you can walk over me and hold me in your hand. I will outlive you. Name me. “Stone!” Siegfried said without breaking stride, not even acknowledging the guardians. Lady Firehair smiles upon you. Walk in wisdom. The doors opened and the party entered the Dowry Chamber, intent on finding Nero’s bottle. One of the Seraphs gave the other a look as the doors closed behind the party.