I'm a perennial DM, much to my chagrin. In the groups I play with I am, almost invariably, the DM. I enjoy it. I'm -good- at it. But I would prefer to play, sometimes. I'm a long-time player who started in 2e AD&D and branched out from there. But 5e has called me home!
I'm available after 7pm, Central Time, on Wednesdays, Thursdays, and Fridays. I am married and my husband plays as much as I do. In fact, if it's possible, I'd love to play alongside him.
If you're a DM looking and a player (I always play with my husband) that understand the rules very well (Particularly Rule 0), who work together to create a fun and engaging environment, and who will be actively interested and engaged in the story and the gameplay.
One caveat: I game to escape some of the crappy parts of reality. I don't like dealing with sexism, racism, homophobia, rape, or other such topics in games. I've had DMs who think this makes me a worse player, and players who think this makes me a worse DM. So I'd rather put it out there, now.