I'm 84. No, that's not my age, it's what people call me. Some people also call me "Andreas", which is my parents' fault. 84 used to be the first octet of my IP address, in case you wonder where that name comes from. Yes, I'm a hopeless geek and I have no intentions to do anything about that. I'm also German and there isn't much that I can do about that. Other than that, I'm 40. Yes, that is my age.
On a side note I'd like to mention that me being called "84" has no connection whatsoever to that other guy in a well known Sci-Fi movie being called "85", nor has it anything to do with the famous novel by George Orwell...