I'm a literal crazy person who imagines himself to be a philosopher, a child of the mountains of Colorado now living in Reno, Nevada. I've been playing D&D and other role-playing games since I was eight years old, and that was a disturbingly long time ago. While I still consider myself to be a kid, the calendar disagrees. I am a very experienced DM in numerous systems, including nearly every edition of D&D.
MOST IMPORTANTLY . . . I love orange juice. This must be known.