Matthew F.

You find yourself sitting in front of a profile page. You're considering sending a message to the owner of the profile, but something stops you. Out of the corner of your eye, you see it - a goblin carrying a spear, shouting, "FOR MR. WAFFLES!" charges, his crazed look telling you all you need to know about negotiating with him. Dodging gracefully, you strike true. Take an inspiration die.