Middle-aged (let's be generous) RPer and, when the stars are right, extremely occasional GM. I can do dead-serious, but tend to inject some silliness into almost any campaign. I try to make oddball characters.
Eastern time zone. Western letters. Southern accent.
Head of a centaur on the body of a minotaur.
Turn-ons: AD&D2+S&P, Shakespeare, The Princess Bride, Trek, Austen, Python, Adventure Time, BritMurder, Counterpart, Dirk Gently, Sandman
Turn-offs: racism, sexism, murderhoboing, slavery, torture, animal abuse
Scotch: Diet Mountain Dew
Games in Planning Stage:
The Idylls of the Queen (AD&D2+), Children of Thundarr (D&D5E)
"There: the crevasse. Fill it with your mighty juice." --Tenacious D