Tyler L

Some choice cuts from from games I've been in:

"Is there anything I can roll to make it not freak the fuck out?"

"Hello, this baby is faulty."

"I want at least 30 conquistadors coming in yelling "this is for Queen Isabella" - that's my fetish."

"Is that a cabbage?"

"I know I may be asking a bit much, but if there's any chance in this college dormitory that I could find some hot sauce and some 2-minute ramen noodles I'd be eternally grateful!"