Greetings Travelers, I will be your Dungeon Master
Things to know about me
Regardless of the table at which you are invited to sit, my HOUSE RULES are universal. PLEASE CLICK THE LINK AND READ THEM BEFORE JOINING.
I have been playing but mostly DMing D&D for the better part of 4 decades. Took a break for 4th edition but was all in as soon as 5e was published.
I vow to do my best to hold fairness in the highest of regard without sacrificing Fun or Story too much. This is a Dice game however and I find that the best laid plans are only a critical failure away from destruction or success.
My "Universe" is one in which much is possible. All Races, Classes, Backgrounds etc from all campaign settings are allowed in the same plane, world, space and time (subject to DM approval). So imagine away and show me who you want to be.
I try to be laid back and I am here to have a good time just like you. I love a good pun, double entendre or song lyric reference. Dad Jokes (bad jokes) also have been known to grab experience points as well as consistent and appropriate role play. I do my best but I'm not great at voices. If you are, have at it ... great flavor.
I am a Patriot and I do not tolerate Cry Babies, Bigots or other creeps at any of my tables. My table is no place to live out perverted fantasies. Be kind, courteous, cordial and polite to Me and your other table mates and be able to take a joke or you will be kicked without delay, apology or regret.