###House Rules
My house rules apply [https://homebrewery.naturalcrit.com/share/qBAVsL42p]
(exceptions only when necessary).
I have played Dungeons & Dragons for nearly 40 years. I stepped away during 4th Edition and returned with 5th Edition. I run a fair game. The dice decide outcomes. Good plans can fail on poor rolls; risky moves can succeed. Boldness often pays off, as does humor.
The game is about enjoyment, and building a strong story that is also bendable to fit the choices of my players.
I enjoy:
- Puns
- Wordplay
- Song references
- Dad jokes (good ones may earn Inspiration or XP)
My voices are limited, but players are encouraged to use their own.
We play in the Forgotten Realms, modified here and there with my custom lore. It has an, epic tone influenced by Tolkien—deep forests, ancient wonders, and meaningful dragon hoards.
Have a clear working microphone, Solid internet, and Discord
No whining, bigotry, or inappropriate behavior. Grown Ups only. Physical and Mental. My pronouns are "Not/Playing" so please take that somewhere else. I am Gen-X: expect sarcasm and banter but The table is a place of respect—for players and the DM-- so please be bold, kind,, and respectful and communicative and be able to take a joke or take a hike.
I look forward to rolling some dice and building a story with you.
~ G.
Dungeon Master
Discord: gusalupogus
Add me to discuss or join.