GOOD EVENING SIRS AND MADAMS. I WILL BE YOUR HOST FOR THE NIGHT. PLEASE DO NOT BE ALARMED BY MY LACK OF FLESH OR INTERNAL ORGANS, I HAVE A GLANDULAR CONDITION. I HAVE GATHERED YOU ALL HERE TODAY TO PARTAKE IN A TABLETOP GAME OF EPIC PROPORTIONS.
SETTLE IN, BECAUSE IT'S GONNA BE A WILD RIDE.