A hyper-intelligent genetically engineered hamster, who works a day job powering the Earth's rotation by running after an exceedingly tempting piece of "THE BROCCOLI COSMIC!!" on a hamster wheel. In the evenings, it recharges its 42 frontal lobes via a combination of video and roleplaying games.
Someday, it may finally taste the sweet broccoli wrought from the fabric of the universe, resulting in global devastation (unless the hyper-intelligent hamster that works the night shift decides to work overtime).