I've been playing role-playing games since I was a teenager in the 90s. My cousin got me young, in the dark workshop at my grandparents house. He had me bring my sheet. He brought a giant. I rolled a 20 and critical hit it with my sling shot. I rolled the location and got the giants balls. Halfling 1, giant 0. Anyone else still remember how to calculate thaco... Win.
+5 Ring of Sarchasm
+5 to all social rolls if it is sarcastic
As a standard action opens a 1x5 line chasm in front of the user. Enemies that fall in suffer 30 ft. of fall damage and are knocked prone. On the following turn they must make a DC 13 Dex check or take an addition 2d6 as the earth closes on them.