The new kid on the block.
I don't have much experience playing RPGs, but I have played Dread and was a theater kid back in the day. I enjoy dumb jokes and casual strolls through the aisles of any local Target. I can play that flute solo in Celine Dion's "My Heart Will Go On" on the recorder. You know, that devil stick they force you to learn in elementary school.
I have watched many a games and campaigns of D&D, but alas, my Level One-ness is the loneliest number. Just looking for some people who are willing to take a chance on a new kid.