Hey I am a super keen DND player and aspiring DM when I get the time. Love to be silly and joke around, getting better at incorporating that into the games I play.
My IRL stats are: STR: 10
DEX:10
CON: 10
INT: 12
WIS: 14
CHA: 12
My background is Sage (2 different degrees) (5 different professions) And still studying. I have proficiency in gardening tools and nursing kit. No other languages other than English I am afraid. My equipment is Australian internet speeds a pouch containing no gold pieces, probably just a few old receipts and a phone with a cracked screen.
I have the ability to befriend insects and create a pretty good lawn edge using my wand of whipping. :P