Now Accepting Table Top Minions.
“Wait, are you roleplaying your character roleplaying my character right now?”
I will always spell out rouge and pronounce it as "roozh" and no one can stop me.
“In volatile economy, only stable investment is sword.”
“You shut up or you’re not going to get your tiara.”
“Isaac! Summon the monkeys! They will be relevant!”
"This is why we don’t lie to doors"
“They’re inner because they’re inner-more than the outer planes, which are even outer-more”
Druid: We need to name the horses. Cleric: Dogfood. Druid: WHAT? Cleric: And that one’s Glue.
“You lose the moral high ground after the second murder.” - DM