Who am I?
I am the conniving merchant eyeing your weighted purse. I am the scoundrel concealed poorly behind the ramshackle fence. I am the daemon, a creature of nightmares, who have come to taint your soul. I am ever present, omnipotent, a threat to your existence and your only benefactor. I am a creature of many faces. I am a GM.
Woah. Cool Exposition, Bro.
Yeah. I thought so too.