A warrior-poet crushing the lives of his enemies under his sandaled feet. Either that or an indie writer who likes bicycling more than is healthy... wait, no, that's not true. You can't like bicycling more than is healthy. That's almost literally impossible!
I also play a lot of role-playing games and have for longer than is prudent to admit! I think of myself as a role-playing heavy player and GM, tho' who doesn't like the occasional dust-up now and then?