I was spawned deep beneath the Pre-Cambrian sea, the scion of a far distant sun...
I have traversed the endless stars, and journeyed to a myriad galaxies.
The dimensional gates of the multiverse are mine to voyage effortlessly beyond.
Cosmic infinity is naught to one such as I, who is one with celestial eternity.
Clad in gleaming pentlandite armor, on a whim I may reshape entire worlds, or extinguish the blazing light of a sun... and I remain forever enchanted by boobies.