From the mountain dew and cheeto infested pits of hell, rising from the magic missile perforated darkness, comes the most vile of all creations. The dreaded fantasy roleplaying game, bringing with it its murderous brainwashing, and twisted devil-worship. I am the Architect of doom, and the Harbinger of its arrival. If players are the flesh and bone of this beast, then I am its life blood and mind. All fear the dreaded Game Master!