"Get off the lawn!"
"Damn kids, crushing my lawn with their fancy sneakers and saggy ass jeans. Them and their me, me, me entitlement attitudes. What ever happened to giving something back?"
"Why when I was a kid, I worked and scraped for every penny to buy my first AD&D Dungeon Masters Guide and Monster Manual. First books I ever got and they changed my life forever. None of this video game crap. We used our imagination and we were better for it!"