In my next life, I want to live my life backwards. I will start out dead and get that out of the way. Then I will wake up in an old people’s home feeling better every new day. I will get kicked out for being too healthy and collect my pension. When I start work, I will begin by getting a gold watch and a party on my first day. I will work for 40 years until I'm young enough to quit. I will then party, drink alcohol, and be promiscuous throughout my college years. I will play video games throughout my high school and middle school years. I will then go to primary school and become a kid; playing and having no responsibilities through babyhood. After I am born, I will spend my last 9 months floating in luxurious spa-like conditions with central heating and room service on tap, larger quarters every day and then Voila! I will finish off as an orgasm!