Long time RPGamer, most of my experience is actually homebrew RPGs, though I have played 3.5 & 3.PF fairly extensively, and am learning 4.0.
Good stories and good people equal good fun.
One of my favorite game sessions ever, I was playing a barbarian. Ended up with group surrounded by bandits. I had a specialty with Improvised Weapons, and a Strength score beyond ridiculousness... my weapon was knocked to the ground in the initial scuffle, so I grappled a bandit. Knocked him unconscious... and couldn't be bothered with his puny sword, so I wielded him. The bandit.
Managed to knock out another one, picked that one up too, and then - yep - I was dual-wielding bandits. For the rest of the combat, I laid waste to bandit aggression and basically ensured my party's survival by dual-wielding bandits. Only lasted for that encounter, but it was a blast.
I'm here to have fun. Maybe with you. Send me a message, I'm always looking for a good game & group.
Here, please, have a laugh on me: