I've been playing for over 20 years, but currently live in the middle of nowhere without potential players nearby, so it's time to venture online, and I've learned the hard way that pbp is not for me. Below are the systems for which I own (some of) the sourcebooks. Most of these I've ended up DM'ing, often right off the bat. Because of that, I don't own Paranoia. I fell in love with the concept of Paranoia the moment I read about it seventeen years ago, and I absolutely want to experience it unspoiled, as a player. I've been hoping to meet a friendly computer ever since.
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