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Genocidocles

t Member since 05/20/14 \/ G GM of 7 games \/ 6025 Hours Played \/ 343 Forum Posts
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No, it's not gay to draw girls with dicks. In fact, it is the only proper way to draw girls. Let me explain. In medieval heraldic tradition, to draw an animal without a penis, or "pizzle" as they called them, was considered a great offense. A large, erect penis symbolized strength and valor. The larger the penis, the more honorable the animal. In fact, in 1579, when a depiction of the coat of arms of Appenzell was printed in Saint Gallen with the bear on the arms missing the pizzle, Appenzell almost declared war. In more recent times, when the Swedish Nordic Battlegroup removed the pizzle from their lion to not offend people, the herald who designed the original coat of arms was greatly insulted. He said that the army didn't understand heraldry, and that coats of arms with lions without penises were historically given to people who betrayed the Swedish Crown. This is why I draw girls with dicks. It's not a fetish, it's because I respect women and don't want to depict them as traitors or cowards. When you think about it, if you ever draw a girl without a large, erect penis, you are actually making subtle misogynistic implications.

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Astonishing Swordsmen & Sorcerers of Hyperbore, Basic Fantasy RPG System, Call of Cthulhu ( Any Edition ), Cypher System Games ( Numenera, The Strange... ), Dungeon Crawl Classics, Godbound, Shadow of the Demon Lord, Stars Without Number, Warhammer ( Fantasy, 40k, Wrath & Glory...), World of Darkness ( Vampire, Werewolf, Mage... )
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Astonishing Swordsmen & Sorcerers of Hyperbore, Call of Cthulhu ( Any Edition ), D&D 3.5, D&D 5E, Gamma World ( Any Edition ), Godbound, Maid the Role Playing Game, Pathfinder, Shadow of the Demon Lord, Shadowrun ( Any Edition ), Starfinder, Stars Without Number, Warhammer ( Fantasy, 40k, Wrath & Glory...), World of Darkness ( Vampire, Werewolf, Mage... ), Zweihänder Grim & Perilous