resume:
Experience
Flashlight holding 35 years. i can keep my shadow out of the way too.
Driven a million miles. most of them without incident.
can lift heavy things.
smelled a few roses.
i've lived in michigan for so long, i regard it as normal.
Education
oxford elementary school. graduated.
John Wayne school of charm, 1986
I've learned every job so far, i can probably learn the next one as well.
vulcan science academy 1987
graduated starfleet academy. 2003
discovery channel
Awards Hobbies
Time person of the year, 2006 Raising cage free tomatoes
Chronosynclasticranfandibulated. Arguing with the dictionary
-Time traveler of the year 1993 - 1996 thinking
‘person of interest' watching people . Yep.
Humility contest winner, 1987 watching TV.
voted number one in new jersey. clearing my head
Abilities
Heals quickly i can do math
Speaks fluent dog my spit is a universal solvent
uncommon common sense. keep the rubber side down.
license to kill (expired)
can keep a secret . . . no i'm not going to prove it to you.
An incredible amount of apathy . . or patience or faith.
-It is difficult to tell the difference sometimes
References:
cats look up to me.
Peter Grifffin doesn't know me.
My computer says i'm great when i tell it to.