Biocorp welcomes the crew of the (CHELYS CLASS, INSERT SHIP-NAME HERE) to Rexit, and the inner ring planets! Currently your license permits up to (NINE) sentient beings, and (INSERT CARGO AMOUNT HERE) (INSERT CARGO NAME HERE). Should your cargo differ, please use the white courtesy phone to contact the Customs & Tariffs Office, and someone will be happy to arrange your additional fees. Should your number of sentient beings exceed the alloted amount, please use the white courtesy phone to contact the Biological Parameters office, and make an appointment for a Bio-Liquidation Technician to visit your vessel. Or in case of emergency, puncture the glass on your Ship-Defense Actuator Kit and ensure that you direct the tapered end into your enemy's center mass. Biocorp wishes you a lucrative stay, and reminds you that all neccessary force has been authorized in the pursuit of deliquent fees and those who engage in the unlawful transport of goods or passengers. *SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT* Due to a recent rise in certain unlawful activities, Biocorp is proud to announce a reward for any information leading to the capture or death of a Psywhale and its operaters. Please use the chronometer-shifting prefix on the white courtesy phone and contact the pre-death estate of the late Director Hiller for more information. If you have questions, comments, or wish to sign up for the "Biocorp Waste-Busting Buckaroo Club" please leave your information via this service, and a time-travel customer interaction service will have eventually gotten back to you.
