Biocorp ™ welcomes the crew of the [ SHIP-NAME ] to Rexit, and the inner ring planets! Currently your license permits up to [ NUMBER ] sentient beings, and [ CARGO-AMOUNT ] of [ CARGO-TYPE ]. Should your cargo differ, please use the white courtesy phone to contact the Customs & Tariffs Office, and an Empowerment Associate™ will be happy to arrange your additional fees. Should your number of sentient beings exceed the allotted amount, please use the white courtesy phone to contact the Biological Parameters office, and make an appointment for a Bio-Liquidation Technician to visit your vessel. Or in case of emergency, puncture the glass on your Ship-Defense Actuator Kit ™ and ensure that you direct the tapered end into your enemy's center mass. Biocorp™ wishes you a lucrative stay, and reminds you that all necessary force has been authorized in the pursuit of delinquent fees and those who engage in the unlawful transport of goods or passengers. If you have questions, comments, or wish to sign up for the Biocorp Waste-Busting Buckaroo Club™ please leave your information via this service, and a time-travel customer interaction service will have eventually gotten back to you. SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT Due to a recent rise in certain unlawful activities, Biocorp™ is proud to announce a reward for any information leading to the capture or death of a Psywhale and its operators. Please use the chronometer-shifting prefix on the white courtesy phone and contact the pre-death estate of the late Director Hiller for more information.
