If you understood the full implications of the title and still thought it was an idea worth checking out I salute your optimism. If you didn't decipher the whole thing, I welcome your curiosity. This game will take the premise of FFG's Black Crusade (conquest and mayhem in the name of Warhammer 40k's gods of Chaos), bend it, break it, fold it over, dye it in bright, cheerful colours and squeeze it into Magical Burst Rewrite, a system based on the genre of Magical Girl manga and anime. Usually Magical Girls fight yokai, oni and youma, the magical cultists probably will fight anything and everything, given the nature of the universe, but preferably the demons of the corpse-god, the angels of death, clad in steel, their breath rank with rotten oaths... And all the other imperial wussies. Inspired by Mr.Culexus' OC "Cultist-Chan", expect all kinds of silly video game and anime tropes and 40k stereotypes played for laughs. Expect 40k angst and gore and magical girl drama, (hopefully not spilling over into narm too often). Also expect heavy player input into the direction and theme of the story, and mild houseruling post-launch. Do not expect scripted adventures. Expect boss battles in the style of 90s JRPGs. All indications of interest considered, must bring sense of humor, must attend reliably, must use voice-chat, no white noise or otherwise bad audio quality. Day of the week to be decided based on applicants. Banned: Furries, tentacle rape, teenage lesbian orgies and any other explicit content beyond massive innuendo and tasteful fades to black and gratuitous blushing and nosebleeds. Anything that makes a fellow player or me go "Get a room!" and mean it. Anything that requires a player getting a room with me. I don't object to someone wanting to play a slaneeshi, but I object to anyone doing so with the sole intention of subjecting the rest of the group to an endless onslaught of fapfics. Depending on how mature the final group is about these things I might relax those bans a little, but for now this is my baseline of filth intolerance.