I am looking to begin a homemade (but fully fleshed out!) campaign for a group of 5 intrepid adventurers. This campaign takes place at 6:30 PM EDT, and I will happily host a free individual session zero and initial session to assist any new player with getting set up in the 5e system, and introduce the group to each other as well. Adventurers must be 18+, but the adventure is not so. I take pride in my work, and I hope you will too - I am truly excited to see how you succeed! ... Or fail gloriously, at a minimum. I fully believe in the idea that a DM is not an opponent, but a fellow storyteller! Homebrew is allowed, but must be approved by me first, and is subject to "if it's broken, we'll fix it" rules. I love goofy things, so do not expect things to be dark and brooding for too long in the story! But the introduction focuses on the idea of that a truly evil being has taken over the realm... And killed you. And that's the best part of your day. Also, to encourage player investment, the rate begins at $20 per session, but declines by $1 every week until the minimum of $5 is hit. If you miss a session, your rate increases by $1. Holidays notwithstanding, of course! [edit: I am a doof and forgot the link to the Looking For Group!] Link to posting: Posting! Legalese: --- This game will require payment to the Game Master at a rate of $20 per session, declining by $1 once per week down to the minimum of $5. In the event you miss a session, the rate increases by $1. This is meant to encourage active participation, not act as punishment. Payments will be made through PayPal. Roll20 is not responsible for any payment transactions and cannot enforce any private arrangements. Mr. Waffles the Goblin is not responsible for any damages, psychic or otherwise, as a result of going on adventures with Matthew as a DM.