Friday! (11cst in evening) I am running Trials of the Toymaker, a Christmas One Shot for the greatest tabletop game EVER: Dungeon Crawl Classics. You aren't gonna want to miss out on this very legal and very cool EPIC adventure for Christmas. “Murder! Foul murder!” These are the only words that describe the scene inside the underground complex of the toy-making gnomes called the Konhengen. Murder is not what you had hoped you would find, but you’re not surprised, either. Your introduction to these fabled, reclusive toy-makers had ominous overtones from the outset. First, there was the abrupt and unceremonious end to their nightly gift-giving visits to the village children. Then, three children snuck off into the Taboo Lands to investigate, convinced that evil had befallen the Konhengen. And so you’ve travelled to a great island on the eve of the Winter Solstice to find the missing children. Instead you’ve found mass murder. But you’ve also found evidence of a secret agenda behind the gift-giving of the toy-making gnomes. Now you must unravel the mystery of the gnomes’ true purpose — or the world will suffer consequences on a cosmic scale! Join today and earn the right to put your name alongside other honored dead such as: Henry; lvl-0, killed by angry ant men at a wedding. Jeffrey; lvl-0, killed by angry ant men at a wedding. Prescott Janeson; lvl-0, killed by angry ant men at a wedding. Rorick Endershine; lvl-0, killed by angry ant men at a wedding. Han Solo; lvl-0, fell to his death due to loose floorboards. Azeth Oafano; lvl-0, died fighting mold. Ysu Drameu; lvl-0, had his head exploded like a watermelon. Doc Dragontear; lvl-0, killed by an angry ghost lady. Madralou; lvl-0, killed by Samhain. Lorick Endershine; lvl-0, killed by Samhain. Fowler Bobbit; lvl-1, killed heroically swinging across a boiling lake of lava right into a rock wall. Siegbrau; lvl-0, killed by vampire bats while clutching the lucky family stick. Siegward; lvl-1, killed by willy wonka-vator leaving castle Grimgobble. Includes: an authentic game table splash screen, a realistic world map, and a paizo flip-mat for fighting stuff! See pictures below!
