Ive played probably close to a dozen sessions of D&D5e. Unfortunately those are like 5 different campaigns. Scheduling conflicts, DM's who just drop, players who kill the group dynamic ect... There seems to be something that causes a full stop just as we start to get going. And honestly the non stop begging on thread boards to have a newbie such as myself join a game is also exhausting.  Despite the intro being a list of complaints and hardships I assure you I am a very nice polite and likable fellow. I tend to focus more on Role Play and believe character flaws are so much more fun to explore than the absolute supremacy of my damage per swing. However I do still really love the tactical aspect and communication with teammates required to face tough challenges. Being a wizard (for 2 sessions) was even more fun as I could use unorthodox ideas to solve problems.  In real life im 31, married with 2 children. My name is Justin, and im very reliable and punctual. I will not be missing sessions.  As far as the game goes :  Looking for Monday nights around 8:00 pm EST start time.  Have about 6 characters ready to go right now, whatever could fit a group the best.  A Wizard with a name that takes about 2 mins to say. Very quirky. My fav. A bard, who is actually James Hatfield of Metallica who was sucked through a portal in the mirror of a bathroom at a concert the band was playing in 1988 and transported to your game.  A paladin with Daddy issues who idolizes his grandfather. All share a name (His name is Matthias Elias III) wanted to be a painter, drinks a bit.  Todd. A half orc barbarian. Not your typical "idiot barbarian." Actually quite intellectual. Especially for a half orc. Wears glasses and enjoys nerdy things. Happens to be 7 foot and capable of crushing a skull.  Drexstar, my sneaky rogue who is convinced his sneak is much better than it is. He is a good rogue and fantastic at what he does... But if his sneak level was 60 on Skyrim, he believes its 240. Think of the movie Mystery Men with the kid who believes he is invisible, even when you can see him.  A Yoda inspired grumpy old man halfling monk. Very "You kids get off my lawn" and "I need a nap" while ditching his walking stick to flip flail and spin kick bad guy asses.  D&D5E community you are amazing. Please help.  -Your humble dice guy