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All Aboard the Pain Train

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Siegfried paced back and forth in the cave, mulling over the various threads of what seemed to be a growing conspiracy that stretched from the Sword Coast to the Western Heartlands to the frozen wastes beyond the Spine of the World. Dread rings, devils in darkness, dread shadows, he thought. Shadows... Then he snapped his fingers and turned to Erwen. “Small man!” he said. “You’re a Circle of the Moon Druid, are you not?” Erwen nodded. “Then you would know when is the next solar eclipse set to occur, wouldn’t you?” Siegfried asked. “Particularly one that will cast Selune’s shadow over the Sword Coast, Neverwinter, Helm’s Hold and Thundertree?” Erwen chewed his lower lip and shrugged. “Well, the Second Sundering has thrown off the World Almanac a shade, but the next solar eclipse visible in this region should be on 15 Mirtul.” “Why is this important?” Varien asked. Siegfried ignored the paladin. “Well then, we either have to destroy the Thayans before 15 Mirtul, or make sure we’re in Waterdeep by that date. Wearing protective eyewear, of course.” “Why?” Varien asked. Erwen shrugged. “For more details you’d have to ask a cleric of Lathander.” “Varien, the Thayans and Ashmadai are likely to take advantage of the darkness offered by a solar eclipse to activate their Dread Ring and raise the dead,” Siegfried explained. Varien’s expression was grim. “I’ll kill them all,” he said. “That’s the spirit!” Siegfried said, smiling to show his sharp teeth. “We’ll hang their severed hands from the gates of Neverwinter.” “What was that about protective eyewear?” Alec said, fishing around in his belt pouches for Clockdrive’s Spectacular Spectacles. He put the goggles on and twisted their knobs randomly. There was a clockwork ticking sound and milky white crystals snapped down into an aperture between the lenses. He walked, somewhat unsteadily, towards the mouth of the cave, and peered out at the mountain range beyond. His glasses had gifted him with eyes of the eagle and he could see far beyond normal human range. He marveled at the incredible detail he could discern from the far-off peaks and distant valleys. Alec frowned. What was that in the distance? He could make out puffs of inky black smoke that moved from west to east at regular intervals. Alec’s eyes widened as he saw a flash and in an instant, a mountainside gave way in an avalanche, snow, dust and debris rising to blot out the sky between the mountain peaks. “What was that?” Alec asked. “What are you talking about?” Varien said obliviously. “I don’t see anything.” Erwen padded over to join the barbarian at the cave mouth. His sensitive feet picked up the slightest tremor. An unnatural tremor at that. 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Erwen shook his head. “That was no natural landslide, my tall friend.” “What do you think did it?” Varien asked, looking confidently in completely the wrong direction. “Orcs?” “Black smoke doesn’t come from landslides. I feel really, uneasy feelings,” Erwen said, pointing in the correct directions. “Pleasurable feelings, mind you, but…” “That’s enough out of you,” Varien said. “We must investigate!” “There’s definitely someone out there,” Erwen said. “It’s time to take wing.” “Yes,” Varien agreed. Erwen conjured enough giant eagles to give his companions a lift over the tall mountains. The party members scrambled onto the creatures and with a few forceful flaps, the flock of giant eagles flew as one v-shaped formation to the scene of the avalanche. “Tell me, Varien,” Siegfried called out to his wingman. “Are there any ancient temples to this Phoenix you worship whose ascetics specialize in crafting mining explosives?” “Not to my knowledge!” Varien shouted back. The steep slopes slipped away beneath them as the giant eagles bore them towards their destination, looping ever higher into the thin air of the mountains. They came upon a strange sight in the early morning sun. Some sort of contraption was resolutely making its way down an impossibly steep ridge that descended into a snow-packed bowl. The mechanical marvel was obviously the source of the acrid black smoke that the party members could smell even from their high vantage point. The smoke was belching from a steel chimney atop the lead vehicle that pulled behind it several long carriages, giving it the look of a tightly-arrayed caravan, but there were no draft animals of any kind pulling the heavy cars – instead, great cylindrical pistons, powered by steam from the vehicle’s elongated boiler, drove heavy wheels along a section of track made up of ironshod rails with wooden stabilizers between them with enough force to propel the lead vehicle forward in a heaving, chugging motion, each carriage behind it linked to the next one by a series of heavy couplers. The sound of the mechanized caravan was excruciatingly loud – metal on metal like an army of sword-and-plate fighters on the march. “Fascinating,” Siegfried said. “I must have it.” As the party members watched, an articulated mechanical crane swung out to grasp a section of track that emerged from beneath the wheels of the last carriage in the caravan; a heavily-armored thing almost like a castle with a turret that sported a short-barreled cannon that moved about like the sniffing snout of a bear seeking prey. The crane’s boom swung the track section over the length of the caravan and set it in front of the steam-driven, smoke belching lead carriage. Small-statured workers wearing safety belts that lashed them to the crane’s boom and spar quickly hammered long spikes through guide holes in the track, securing it to the rocks beneath. With a clockwork clanking sound, the vehicle rolled forward onto the new section as a large cog fit into a toothed rail in the centre of the track. The small humanoids clung tightly to the crane as its arm swung back up to repeat the entire process. Astonishingly, this complicated, dangerous operation was being carried out while the caravan itself was under attack. A band of marauders mounted on dire rams, were racing towards the caravan, the raiders themselves armed with crossbows, hammers, loops of grappling rope, and other heavy equipment that gave them the look of mountaineers. The dire rams, their curved horns fitted with sharpened steel sheathes, hopped effortlessly from outcropping to outcropping as they closed in on the carriage train. Atop the caravan, guards who stood astride the carriages were aiming curious-looking ranged weapons at the oncoming attackers that fired not crossbow bolts but rather bolts of crackling energy that sizzled in the sunlight. The rear-facing cannon in the last carriage in the train spoke with a flash of detonation, sending a projectile speeding towards the oncoming riders, who spurred on their mounts out of the way. The cannon shot exploded against a rock face, pulverizing several thousand pounds of mountain into dust. Erwen winced at the reverberation of the explosion. “Do you want avalanches?” he called out. “Because that’s how you get avalanches!” The ram-mounted raiders were not the most serious of the problems facing the contraption and its carriages. A hulking frost giant had thundered towards the caravan, stomping unflinchingly through a barrage of projectiles fired by the guards, and was attempting to deadlift the train from its track. The giant’s muscles bulged and rippled, the effort visible even from the party’s high altitude. The giant’s countenance was horrible to look upon – the creature’s upper lip had at some point been torn off by some animal, giving the giant a permanent leering grin that seemed at odds with the seriousness of the threat he posed to the train. Siegfried had seen more than his fair share of contraptions, usually crafted at great expense at the whims of a noble family for no clear practical purpose, and he could work out in his mind’s eye the effect of the giant derailing this caravan from its track – the vehicle would have no means of leveraging forward momentum in the rocky waste it was traversing, nor, if it began to slide unbidden, would it be able to arrest itself. “Are those…dwarves?” Varien asked, referring to the goat-mounted raiders. Bob’s eyes narrowed. “Are those…gnomes?” he asked, referring to the guards who were protecting the train. He felt a strange kinship with the small humanoids, recalling his visions of a mountaintop gnome village under attack by dark-minded dwarves. They seemed familiar to him somehow, though he had never laid eyes on them before. Two ram riders threw their grappling hooks at the train, snaring one of the caravan guards and pulling him down from the armored roof. The hapless guard disappeared in a puff of powder. “Whose side are we on here?” Varien asked. “Simple calculus to be made,” Siegfried called out. “Two parties with whom we are unfamiliar, however one of the parties is in possession of a magnificent self-propelled engine…call it a locomotive…and sadly if said party is dispossessed perhaps violently so, with no one left alive to drive it, well, who would drive it for us? I say we protect this marvel and perhaps persuade its owners to let us borrow it.” “Then let’s go and introduce ourselves!” said Varien. “Dive!” he shouted to his eagle mount. The bird rolled its eyes and tucked its wings in, dropping out of the sky.
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“Hail, friends!” Siegfried called out to the guards atop the caravan as his mount swooped lower. “You look like you’re in need of assistance!” He put a hex on the frost giant to sap the creature’s strength and let loose with a barrage of eldritch blasts – sword-like beams of crackling energy arced out to stab the giant repeatedly in the back. The caravan guards fired at their targets, knocking one rider out of the saddle. Varien drew his lightning bow and sighted down on the frost giant, letting loose an arrow that crackled with lightning energy. The arrow hit home and the giant roared in pain. Varien tried to line up a second shot but missed as his mount closed the distance between him and the giant. Erwen mulled over a battle plan and urged his eagle to fly ever higher. Theryn leapt from the back of his eagle mount and took advantage of his slow fall ability to take careful aim at the giant with his longbow. His shot thudded home squarely into the creature’s shoulder. Bob looked out over the battlefield and cast bless on his allies, including a caravan gunner whose anxious face was visible through the firing slit of the rear cannon turret. Alec cast a firebolt that missed, hissing as it struck snow instead of its target. He pulled out his hand crossbow and snapped off a shot that also failed to find its target. The frost giant abandoned his attempt to knock the locomotive over and turned his attention to the airborne enemies that were diving in on him from above. He scooped up a huge handful of snow and packed it together, his face locked in a grinning rictus that unsettled all who saw it. Then he wound up and threw the boulder-sized snowball directly at Siegfried. “I say there bird, you’d better pull-” there was a sudden concussive collision as the snowball hit Siegfried’s mount, which disappeared in a flash of feathers and fey energy. Siegfried found himself tumbling towards the ridge below. The giant chortled and began to stomp through the snowbanks back up the mountainside on an intercept course, allowing Varien the opportunity to slash at him with his sword. One of the dwarven riders grabbed two hammers from a brace of them on a bandolier about his stout body and threw the finely-balanced weapons at the party members. One hammer struck Erwen and nearly knocked him senseless. “Ow!” The Halfling wailed, clutching his head with one hand as he grabbed a handful of feathers to steady himself. His eagle mount screeched his annoyance at the painful pull. The second hammer, spinning expertly, bashed Alec on the chin. “Not the face!” the barbarian thundered. The two mounted riders who had pulled a guard from the train rounded on their target, who was flailing in the deep snow. Pulling battleaxes from their backs, the riders chopped at their enemy until the small humanoid stopped flailing, his blood staining the snow. Another dwarven rider grabbed two throwing hammers and flung them at Varien, who bashed them aside with his shield. Varien smirked, but then winced as a crossbow bolt thudded home. He turned about to see who had shot him. A broad-shouldered dwarf, resplendent in half-plate and sitting astride a grizzled ram who snorted and stamped its hooves in impatience, lowered a heavy crossbow and nodded gravely at the paladin. “Ah, so you’re the one in charge of this operation?” Varien asked, pulling the bolt out and tossing it aside. “Good to know!” Siegfried tucked into a ball and misty stepped at the last second before impact, reappearing on the frost giant’s shoulder. He summoned Talon into his hand, and with a flourish, stabbed deeply down between shoulder blade and collarbone, then carved around the giant’s neck. Hot blood spurted out from the lengthening incision in heavy gouts. “I’m terribly sorry that I don’t speak Giant,” Siegfried said coolly into the creature’s ear, “but I speak on behalf of my companions when I say I wish you die, and die quickly.” The bard leaned down on his sword, pushing the giant several feet into the snow beneath him. Then he hopped to the other shoulder, intent on making a similar cut. The giant swayed on his feet as he tried unsuccessfully to swat at Siegfried. The gnome cannoneer took advantage of the giant’s distraction as he lined up a shot with the cannon. There was a thunderous boom and Siegfried was slapped with a wave of gore. The giant’s body shuddered beneath the half-orc’s booted feet. Siegfried looked down to see that the frost giant’s head had been blown clean off as a fountain of blood welled up from the ruined remains of the creature’s neck. The headless body of the giant appeared to be awaiting further instructions from its now-missing brain, and stumbled slowly away from the caravan. Siegfried turned to the gunner and bowed theatrically, blowing the gnome a kiss. Varien flew over another dwarf on his way to meet the leader in single combat, slashing him with a flyby attack. The mounted rider tried to strike back, but missed. “You’ll have to do better than that, flyboy, if ye hope to face me and live!” the dwarven leader called out as Varien approached. “Oh, believe me, Dwarf, I will!” Varien called out as he cast a vow of enmity on the leader of the raiders. He jumped off his eagle mount and landed in the snow before the dwarf. Erwen whispered into his eagle mount’s ear. “Follow my lead, Doug.” Then he jumped off his mount and wildshaped into the form of a giant eagle himself. Birdwen and his wingman dove to the deck and grabbed the dwarven rider with their talons, one arm each, hauling the heavyset raider from his saddle. In tandem, the giant eagles streaked upwards at full speed. “Oy!” the confused dwarf shouted. “Let me be, birdies!” As he watched the ground fall away beneath his flailing feet, he reconsidered. Theryn made a perfect three-point landing near one of the dwarven riders. He leapt into action, pummeling the raider with hits from his quarterstaff and unarmed strikes. A flurry of blows knocked the dwarf from his saddle and with a final kick, Theryn sent the dwarf screaming beneath the heavy wheels of the last carriage in the train. The screams suddenly stopped as the wheels ran over the unfortunate dwarf. Theryn wasted no time in celebration and streaked towards his next target, feet barely touching the snowbanks as he did so. As Bob considered what to do next, he looked down and did a double-take. The shadow cast by the eagle he was riding had nearly tripled in size with shadowy wings now extending in decidedly unbird-like fashion. Are those…dragon wings? Bob asked himself, and suddenly he realized he was not alone in his thoughts. Who are you?   A voice as ancient as the mountains around him asked in a raspy, halting tone. Who’s asking? Bob replied. I will ask the questions, young one, the voice said sternly. Hey, it’s my head, Bob countered. There was a pause. A fair point. In answer to your question, I am the One Who Asks. Bob mentally rolled his eyes. Now then, the voice continued. You seem quite familiar to me, but I cannot place you. Are you a dragon? Bob asked. Another question? The voice replied with fatigue that seemed to weigh Bob’s consciousness down like chains. Though an important one. If I may be frank with you, familiar stranger, I am not quite sure what I am anymore. But let’s get back to you. You’re not from around these parts at all, are you? Did you seriously just ask me if I’m foreign? Bob sighed. But yes, I hail from far to the East, from a place called Kirkwall. Perhaps you knew it by the name Emerius? East..Emerius…yes… the aged voice said. That does sound familiar after all. I will have to ponder this puzzle. Okay, Bob replied. In the meantime, the voice continued. Protect my children. Save my sons! And we shall speak further. Children? Sons? Bob asked. Who are they? Who are you? Weak…old…confused… the voice sniffled and grew indistinct in Bob’s headspace. But I will be watching… Bob shook his head and his vision cleared. “Okay, old man, watch this!” he said, conjuring Melf’s Minute Meteors. Six tiny meteors popped into existence and began to orbit the sorcerer. Bob pointed at the riders who had slain the caravan guard and one of his meteors suddenly streaked out to detonate between them, raking them with fire and shrapnel. He then pointed at another target, loosing another meteor upon the defenseless dwarf. Alec leapt from his eagle to land on the armored roof of the carriage behind the heavy lead vehicle, separated from it only by a heavy open-air car that seemed to contain a heaping pile of coal. He could see activity within the engine’s armored cab – a female gnome was pulling levers and spinning intricate clockwork wheels, maintaining boiler pressure and ensuring the steady motion of the train’s driving pistons. Riders were approaching the caravan from both sides, swinging grappling hooks menacingly. Alec pointed his fingers at the nearest riders. “Pew, pew!” he shouted as he fired scorching rays from his outstretched hands. One of the rays found its marks, but the other two missed. The struggling dwarf that Birdwen and his wingman had snared with their talons took advantage of his position and set a heavy booted kick straight into the wildshaped druid’s feathery underbelly. “Oof!” Birdwen coughed. “That’ll teach you, little sparrow!” the dwarf called out. Birdwen pecked reflexively at the dwarf’s ice-encrusted beard. “Hey now!” the dwarf shrieked as the two eagles bore him ever higher. Theryn stood before his dwarven target, pointing his quarterstaff at the raider. “That an invitation?” the raider hissed. Theryn bowed. “Take it as you like,” he said. The dwarf jerked his head sideways. “Nah, he’ll take you as he likes!” The raider was referring to the riderless dire ram, which had charged directly at the monk while he was distracted by the conversation. Theryn took the impact and did a backflip in reaction to the creature’s raging attack. Another raider threw a hammer that caromed off the helmet of a gnome guard, who stumbled and nearly fell from the carriage. Alec’s eyes widened as two of the dwarven riders spurred their ram mounts to leap aboard the carriages. One of the rams wasted no time in charging towards Alec, pinning him against the coal car. A second rider leaned in to slash at Alec with his battleaxe. A stretch of snowfield separated Varien from the dwarven boss. The dwarf slipped from his mount’s saddle and gave the creature a loving pat on its haunches. “Take a walk for a spell, Gertrude,” he said, and then turned to face Varien, drawing a wicked longsword from a scabbard. “Now then,” he said to Varien. “Taste the tempered steel of Gralmar Forgebar!” He rushed at the paladin, swinging his sword. Varien threw up his shield to block Forgebar’s three slashing attacks. The dwarven leader stood panting before the paladin. “Right, ye have some skill with a shield, you callow coward. Now, let’s see your skill with a blade. I cut my teeth in gladiator pits in the Underdark, and can take what you dish out, longlegs.” “Need any help?” Siegfried called out to Varien. Varien’s eyes narrowed. “No, I’m good.” Siegfried smiled knowingly and hexed the dwarven leader, and then launched three eldritch blasts at the raider, staggering him. “I said I was good!” Varien hissed. The headless giant's body finally got the message that it was in fact dead, and began to topple over. Siegfried misty stepped onto the roof of the nearest carriage. "I always wanted to fight atop a train," he mused. One of the gnomish defenders lined up a perfect shot on the dwarf that was menacing Theryn, his thundercannon barking loudly. Another defender shot at one of the dwarves atop the carriage, striking him squarely in the back. Varien lowered his shield. “You can’t take the weight of either my shield or my blade!” He hit Gralmar Forgebar with a staggering smite, following up with another expert slash that sent the dwarven leader stumbling backwards. Gralmar gasped and pressed a hand to an open wound on his midsection. “Aye, you might be right about that,” he said, spitting out a mouthful of blood. “But as I said before, I came up in the gladiator pits, where they teach you to cheat!” “What?” Varien asked. Then Gertrude rammed into him from behind, striking him with her steel-shod horns and nearly breaking his back. Varien dug in his heels and stood his ground. Gralmar laughed and readied his longsword. “Doug?” Birdwen called out mentally to his wingman. “That guy down there needs a hug.” He and his eagle companion let go of the obese dwarf, who fell away beneath them like a screaming bomb. Gralmar took a step towards Varien, intent on carving the paladin up, when a shadow fell over him. The dwarf looked up and grimaced. “Belmock, you fat, stupid bastar-“ There was a sound like a resounding gong as the dwarf squashed Gralmar flat in the snow. The bewildered dwarf lay spread-eagle, streaks of blood flecking the snow around him. “What happened?” Belmock slurred. Theryn squared off against his opponent, striking him with two hits from his quarterstaff and following up with a flurry of blows. He pivoted and kicked at the dire ram, knocking the creature off its feet and sending it skidding beneath the churning wheels of the mechanical caravan. Blood, gore and mutton spewed out into the snow on both sides of the vehicle. Bob let loose another meteor on a dwarven rider. Alec’s eyes flashed in rage. He flexed his muscles and pushed back against the dire ram, giving himself enough leverage to savagely uppercut the beast, casting shatter as he did so, sending the two rams and their riders bleating away in agony.