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[LFG][5e][EST][Free] Player looking to play a chicken wizard

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That's right. You read that correctly. I want to play a chicken wizard. So, I'm looking for a more casual, sort of D&D with mods sort of game that's a little bit looser with the rules than a more traditional game. I'd originally wanted to keep the fact that I wanted to play a chicken wizard between myself and the DM until the character reveal just for the "WTH" factor, but that proved to make finding a group much more difficult than need be. So, here I am, putting it right out there. Bawk Bawk! I'm a 31 year old male, I have about 3.5 years experience with D&D 5e, and am open to starting a new group or joining an already existing group that needs a caster. (So long as they don't mind a chicken of course.) My availability for play is tuesday, wednesday, and thursday every week after 7:30 pm, and every other week for fridays and saturdays. (For reference, friday 7/31 I have a game, so friday 8/7 I would have no game, and saturday 8/1 I have no game, so saturday 8/8. I would have game) Also, I'd like to clarify that I am not looking for an all PC's are chickens campaign, as that seems to be what some are getting out of this. Chicken wizard is just the character I would like to play. You can reach me either here, or on discord. My discord is BrokenBridge#5804
No Mondays, bummer.  If that changes, PM me
Dave R. said: No Mondays, bummer.  If that changes, PM me Yeah, sorry. I already have weekly games sundays and mondays. But if for whatever reason monday game falls apart or gets rescheduled, I'll let you know.
Wait. I'm sorry. i'm not running a game myself, but your post just piqued my curiosity anyway, because it left me with several  questions. When you say 'chicken' do you mean that simply as slang for 'cowardly and unfond of danger/combat'? Or... Do you mean that your race  is - literally and without hyperbole - a chicken? And - if it's the latter - how did you somehow wrangle the sapience and intelligence scores that the field of wizardry would require?  Was your awakened by some sort of freak magical accident or druidic nature effect? Even if that is so, and you possess a capable level of self-awareness and intellect, how - exactly - do you hope to preform many the necessary steps of a wizard's routine with your small, avian body? Are your wings and claws adept enough at manipulation to properly handle your spell components or the somatic gestures of many spells? Can you - at that - even effectively carry your spellbook? How do you expect to handle social situations in town? Do you expect your typical shop or tavern owners to engage in calm, rational conversation with you when, to all the world, you at first appear to be nothing more than an ordinary chicken, and then - perhaps later - you then proceed to reveal yourself as a *talking* chicken?  Can you even effectively hope to  open human-built doors by way of simply pecking and clawing at them? So many questions after questions. @-@
Steven W. said: Wait. I'm sorry. i'm not running a game myself, but your post just piqued my curiosity anyway, because it left me with several  questions. When you say 'chicken' do you mean that simply as slang for 'cowardly and unfond of danger/combat'? Or... Do you mean that your race  is - literally and without hyperbole - a chicken? And - if it's the latter - how did you somehow wrangle the sapience and intelligence scores that the field of wizardry would require?  Was your awakened by some sort of freak magical accident or druidic nature effect? Even if that is so, and you possess a capable level of self-awareness and intellect, how - exactly - do you hope to preform many the necessary steps of a wizard's routine with your small, avian body? Are your wings and claws adept enough at manipulation to properly handle your spell components or the somatic gestures of many spells? Can you - at that - even effectively carry your spellbook? How do you expect to handle social situations in town? Do you expect your typical shop or tavern owners to engage in calm, rational conversation with you when, to all the world, you at first appear to be nothing more than an ordinary chicken, and then - perhaps later - you then proceed to reveal yourself as a *talking* chicken?  Can you even effectively hope to  open human-built doors by way of simply pecking and clawing at them? So many questions after questions. @-@ Yes. I do mean a literal chicken. And to answer some of your questions, this is why I'm looking fir a more casual 'relaxed rules' sort of game that would allow for some of those more fiddly things to be doable. But as for the answers... How I got the selfawareness/intelligence: I have toyed with the ideas of wither freak magical accident, or possibly an evil caster that was experimenting with soul transferrance trapped this wizard's soul in a chicken. But there are probably other ways it could happen too. As for wizardly tasks, stuff such as writing could be done with either beack or claw, using a claw tip as quill, or holding quill in beak. Through practice, writing could/should be possible. Legibility is questionable though. Spell book, and components can be held in pouches around the chicken's neck/back. And spellcastin foci such as wands could theoretically be held by the chicken's foot, or if DM allows, "held" by tying it to the chicken's back. As for the verbal/somatic compenents it would be up to the DM to allow things such as clucking and scratching to act as said verbal/somatics. (This is one of those things that is why I am looking for the looser with the rules game, so something like that could be allowed.) Things such as social interactions, entering/exiting buildings and such would require some help from party members to facilitate. And to be honest, the awkward social interactions of townsfolk and players with this intelligent, magical chicken is a lot of the reason I want to play as a wizard chicken.
Gosh man did you post a similar thing in a Facebook group? Saw a post about a guy wanting to playing as a chicken literally today.
Michael P. said: Gosh man did you post a similar thing in a Facebook group? Saw a post about a guy wanting to playing as a chicken literally today. Nope. I don't use facebook.
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...Also - as an aside - I can't help but think how much more effective and terrifying you'd be as an intelligent chicken barbarian...  Fighting to liberate your oppressed kin from humanoid servitude... Restaurant Owner: "Why hello there! Do you have a reserva...[*Gasp!*]  <Madre de Dios! Es 'El Pollo Diablo!'" [Threatening Spanish-guitar-sting rings out in the background!] You:  " <Si! Es dejado en libertad los prisioneros y ahora vengo por ti~!!!>"
Steven W. said: ...Also - as an aside - I can't help but think how much more effective and terrifying you'd be as an intelligent chicken barbarian...  Fighting to liberate your oppressed kin from humanoid servitude... Restaurant Owner: "Why hello there! Do you have a reserva...[*Gasp!*]  <Madre de Dios! Es 'El Pollo Diablo!'" [Threatening Spanish-guitar-sting rings out in the background!] You:  " <Si! Es dejado en libertad los prisioneros y ahora vengo por ti~!!!>" That's actually kinda hilarious. xD
Actually, and I may be dating myself, but this made me think of Chicken Boo, from the Animaniacs. "That's not a wizard, that's a giant chicken!" "Quiet, Timmy."
Teller said: Actually, and I may be dating myself, but this made me think of Chicken Boo, from the Animaniacs. "That's not a wizard, that's a giant chicken!" "Quiet, Timmy." I vaguely remember that chicken. I never watched much Animaniacs grpwing up.
I'm a pro DM just about to start a new campaign, where you'll be adventuring through all 9 circles of Hell to steal back your soul. Your, uh, chicken wizard will fit right in with the Mothperson Bard in this group:&nbsp; <a href="https://app.roll20.net/lfg/listing/240534/nine-hell-heist-thursday" rel="nofollow">https://app.roll20.net/lfg/listing/240534/nine-hell-heist-thursday</a> Or, you can adventure around with the Monk who wears a magical penguin onesie and attacks with his little flippers in this group:&nbsp; <a href="https://app.roll20.net/lfg/listing/240520/nine-hell-heist-wednesday" rel="nofollow">https://app.roll20.net/lfg/listing/240520/nine-hell-heist-wednesday</a> They're different days and times so if you're interested drop a post in the listing or send me a message.&nbsp;
Questbook said: I'm a pro DM just about to start a new campaign, where you'll be adventuring through all 9 circles of Hell to steal back your soul. Your, uh, chicken wizard will fit right in with the Mothperson Bard in this group:&nbsp; <a href="https://app.roll20.net/lfg/listing/240534/nine-hell-heist-thursday" rel="nofollow">https://app.roll20.net/lfg/listing/240534/nine-hell-heist-thursday</a> Or, you can adventure around with the Monk who wears a magical penguin onesie and attacks with his little flippers in this group:&nbsp; <a href="https://app.roll20.net/lfg/listing/240520/nine-hell-heist-wednesday" rel="nofollow">https://app.roll20.net/lfg/listing/240520/nine-hell-heist-wednesday</a> They're different days and times so if you're interested drop a post in the listing or send me a message.&nbsp; Were they free games, i'd have been interested in the one with the mothperson bard, but unfortunately, I'm specifically looking for free games, as I can not afford pay to play games. Especially not on a weekly basis. I do apologize, and i hope those games work out well for you and your players!