Want to play 5E - Total noob to D&D

Hey folks, I want to start playing D&D. Today If possible. Never played before and everything I know about the game is, whatever was mentioned on Critical Role. I've played other systems and I am currently working on my own (including concept-art, lore, minis etc), but I want to start playing with nice people from across the globe. So If you are so kind and let a total newb from Germany join your group, I'd be happy to play. Thx guys.

Hey, I'm looking for one more to fill out a group of local friends for a module-based campaign we're trying to start. Everyone's very beginner-friendly, but we're in the EST time zone, and game twice monthly on Saturday afternoons. I do not know how feasible that might be for your schedule.

Hey there, thanks for your invitation. So we got a 5 hour difference right? I think we can manage this. When is your next gameday? And what do you need?