Greetings one and all! Even though there are entire thousand-member groups on Roll20 dedicated to this stuff, I have to "censor" my ad to get it past the haters. Where do I even begin? Well, if you could see my schedule, you'd think I'm a glutton for punishment. I GM up to 4 or 5 TTRPG sessions per week, and only get to play in one, maybe two. So what am I looking for here? Well, first of all, I am posting this on multiple platforms, so there won't be any website-specific format or terminology. But I will say that I am not just looking for one thing. I know what I like and what I want, but that's not to say you couldn't give me an idea for something else. I am looking for 3 things: Number 1, I want a mature/adult-themed NSFW voice-chat ETTRPG campaign (18+), which I could GM, or we could run through without a GM using random dice generators and GM emulators. Now, I know most people will immediately be turned off by the mention of “voice-chat” in the same sentence as “adult-themed NSFW,” but don't worry – because I'm about as introverted as my belly button. For the last few months, I have been putting together a pretty well-thought out plan for this, and so here it is: the plot is mostly To-Be-Determined, but I think it makes sense if most of the “ sensual ” bits are fade-to-black, at least at first. I know this may sound like it defeats the purpose of having an adult-themed voice-chat RP session, but for feck's sake, we don't know each other from Adam, so let's at least get that outta the way first. Secondly, the RP/ ERP ratio would only be like 90/10 anyway, for the same reason. So I guess instead of looking at this as an ETTRPG, maybe I should call it a TTRPG with mature themes. Feck , I dunno. The third and possibly final piece of the plan was pretty much the first thing I thought of when coming up with this whole idea: 6 dudes sitting around moaning to each other might sound hot to some, but to me and most other straight dudes, it's not. So males are gonna RP as males, and females are gonna RP as females, and we're gonna have AT LEAST a 50/50 Male/Female ratio. So far, 90% of the people who have expressed interest in this idea are male, and sure, if I was just looking for a half-dozen adventurers, we'd be ready to go. But there's gonna be sensual shit going on, so we are gonna need more than just half a dozen guys. I will go ahead and tell you, that if you're a dude and you message me about this, don't get offended if I ignore you, or if I tell you we aren't starting this game any time soon – it just means I am still world-building, or we don't have any females yet. As for the RPG system, the system would probably be Powered by the Apocalypse, which is the easiest system to modify and homebrew (that I know of). Number 2 , I am a Forever GM (Game-Master). For you text-RPers who have no idea what a Tabletop RPG is, that means I'm the one who sets up the universe and has to play all the NPCs. So I rarely get to experience a world for the first time like the players do. Well, feck that, cuz I wanna play, and this time, it IS gonna be a text-based ERP . There is a way to set up a TTRPG so that you dont need a GM. “But dude, why not just go straight into text-based ERP ?” I hear you ask. “Why use dice at all?” Because randomness is the spice of life, and like I said, I want to experience a world I haven't fecking created from the Big Bang to the year 3000 AD. And the only reason I am making it text-based instead of voice-chat is because I will probably get more players that way, and also I am spent GM-ing so many voice-chat TTRPGs. In this ERP world, we will figure everything out together, with dice, random tables and charts, and other randomly generated shenanigans. I've done this solo once, and it's bloody awesome, but you'd know what would make it better? Minions – ahem, I mean other humans. Number 3 , I want people who want long-term growth (hehe). Like, when I was in my early twenties, I created, ran, and participated in some of the most popular (and infamous) RP forums ever – [ ALL FORUM NAMES REDACTED ] - and a dozen or more others that used to be popular back in the day. If you've never heard of any of them, it's probably because you were born in the 2000s. Or you had a life. I did not. Well, I want to do something like that again, but on [ GAME CHAT PLATFORMS REDACTED ] (yes, both, not just one). And it can be related to Number 1 and/or Number 2, but doesnt necessarily have to. If you are interested in creating the next [WEBSITE AND GAME CHAT PLATFORM REDACTED], and the ERP version, hit me up.