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To Grandmother's House We Go

Maresgate Villa, the Thann Family’s historic compound, was located on Sashtar Street in the North Ward. A plain white-and-grey mottled stone wall surround the property, which contained three main structures. Hoofbeat House was a three-story-plus-cellars grand manorhouse, quite an old edifice as far as Waterdeep’s nobility was concerned. Its ground floor was given over entirely to entertaining and household use spaces, including a theatre and ballroom. Its second and third floors held apartments for the household, with the cellars set aside for storage and servant’s quarters. Raven’s Roost was among the smallest of the structures making up the Thann villa, but was heavily reinforced as its was built for the House’s magic-using members. It boasted an impressive library and workshop rooms on the first floor and separated modest quarters on the second floor that were warded for privacy. The third floor had storage spaces, laboratories, and protected spellcasting chambers. Siegfried’s adoptive brother Felix spent much of his spare time here practicing his muscle wizardry. The building that Siegfried had in mind, however, was Cassandra’s Respite , built by Lady Cassandra Thann to alleviate some of the crowding in the main house. The Respite was well named, as it consisted of extremely well-divided and -appointed suites for the household and Lady Thann’s visitors, as well as a modest kitchen and dining area. Siegfried spent much of his youth in Lady Cassandra’s drawing room at his grandmother’s knee. Siegfried procured a finely-crafted musical instrument from the Temple of Beauty’s gift shop as a gift for his grandmother and Bob nodded his approval Siegfried disguised himself as distant adoptive relative Danilo Thann as he would have appeared in his prime adventuring days, and set out with Bob on a jaunty stroll across the Sea Ward towards Sashtar Street. Arriving at the villa, Siegfried eschewed the main entrance and ducked around onto a side street, where the villa’s walls had become particularly overgrown with vines. He felt around with his walking stick until he found the specific brick he was looking for, and with a flourish uncovered a secret entrance which he ducked into, Bob in tow. The pair found themselves in what looked like an overgrown alleyway, a sort of impromptu garden that had sprung up between the outer walls of Cassandra’s Respite and the inner wall of the villa. A disused well, its stones encrusted with moss, stood sentry to the north, as did a number of spindly trees hither and yon, and to the south, amid the overgrowth was an upturned wheelbarrow and a garden path that led to a wooden patio with lawn furniture arrayed upon it, beyond which Siegfried knew lay a side entrance into the Respite. The side yard smelled of fermented crab apples mixed with upturned soil, and a faint hint of varnish from the wooden deck. It takes a great deal of attention to make a place look so disused, Siegfried thought. Bob winced as he saw a pile of mouldering gourds in the wheelbarrow’s undercarriage. “The second step is the one that creaks,” Siegfried whispered to Bob they approached the patio. A disembodied voice, belonging to a woman, spoke. “Hold, please.” Siegfried knew this would be a member of Lady Cassandra’s security detail. He dropped his magical disguise. There was a rustling sound from behind Bob, and he turned to see a pair of heavily armed and armoured knights emerge from the overgrowth as though they stepped through a dimension door. “Hello there,” Bob said. The sliding door at the patio opened to reveal a severe-looking woman in her late 30s with short blonde hair, dressed in similar plate armour but with a long red cape of rank flowing behind her as she stepped out onto the deck. Siegfried knew her as Sythria of the Order of the Silver Chalice. “Aunt Sythie!” Siegfried called out. Sythria’s lip curled in something that was not quite a smirk, not quite a sneer. “Trying the old Danilo trick again, are we Siegfried?” “That’s Prince Siegfried now,” Siegfried replied with a smarmy smirk of his own. “Well, if you are indeed Prince Siegfried Alagondar, then you should really have called ahead and been announced at the gate, rather than skulk about the bushes as you did when you were a boy,” Sythria replied. “If you are no longer a Thann, that is.” “Awww,” Siegfried said, pulling the soldier in for a hug. There was a clang as armour met armour. “Protocol and decorum, Master Siegfried, er, Prince Siegfried!” Sythria protested gently. “Allow me to introduce one of my closest friends, the High Priest of Sune in Waterdeep, Robert Trevelyan,” Siegfried said. “Greetings,” Bob said. “Oh, so a Prince and a High Priest walk into a garden,” Sythria said with amusement. “This has the beginning of a joke, I believe.” Siegfried knew that Lady Cassandra Thann had a personal security detail selected from the ranks of the Knights of the Silver Chalice, a Tethyr-based martial order that worshipped Siamorphe, the demi-goddess of nobility and high society. The Order was ostensibly dedicated to locating lost members of the nobility and restoring to power those who would govern with the interests of the people at heart. They had been involved intimately in Tethyr’s Reclamation War, which involved restoring a deposed royal to the throne, a conflict in which the Thann Family had played a crucial role, and while Lady Cassandra’s branch of the Thann Family had stayed in Waterdeep while other relatives had built new lives for themselves in Tethyr, the Order of the Silver Chalice dutifully protected the Waterdhavian branch from both Tethry’s enemies and the enemies of the larger Thann family, specifically those targeting Lady Cassandra. It was well known within the family that Lady Cassandra had not traveled beyond Waterdeep’s walls in nearly 120 years due to the nature of the threats to her and her kin. Siegfried recalled that on occasion a rather imposing knight with a mage in tow would show up on his adoptive father’s doorstep, check all the locks and the house’s magical wards, pronounce the premises safe, and depart. “Speaking of, aren’t the Knights of the Silver Chalice all about locating lost members of the royalty?” Siegfried asked. “We appear to have found you, didn’t we?” Sythria replied. “Took you long enough!” Siegfried grinned. “Well, look at it this way, Prince Siegfried,” Sythria said with a smile. “You seem to have survived into adulthood unscathed, so don’t count the Knights id the Silver Chalice out just yet.” She turned to Bob. “Now then, we were in the midst of being introduced.” Her expression faltered for a moment as though a pang of sadness had cut through her hardened exterior. “We haven’t summoned a priest to the Respite, at least not yet. You’re a little early.” She bounced back. “So, you’re the High Priest of Sune, by the looks of it?” “I am one of them, yes,” Bob replied. “Ah, well I am Sythria of the Order of the Silver Chalice. I am charged with guarding the Thann Villa, its occupants and guests from the enemies of House Thann, Waterdeep’s nobility, and the allies of Tethyr’s royal family, to the best of my ability. I bid you enter.” She stepped aside from the sliding door and ushered the pair inside. Siegfried and Bob entered through the side door, finding themselves in a tiled corridor. Siegfried knew that his grandmother lived upstairs, and, conveniently, there was an open atrium featuring a grand staircase just ahead of them. There was a fountain on the main floor burbling away, and a crystal chandelier hung down from the ceiling high above, like a forest of glinting daggers. A beautiful, but reservedly dressed woman was walking down the staircase towards the party, glasses perched upon her pert nose, her dark hair pulled back in a schoolmarm’s bun. Except for the rapier sheathed at her hip, she looked every bit the prim and proper private secretary. Siegfried did not recognize this woman, though her dress was consistent with the house staff. The woman regarded Siegfried with inquisitive eyes, the gears behind her eyes whirling as she evaluated the handsome half-orc. “Ah! Visitors,” the woman said. “Welcome to Cassandra’s Respite.”  “Five seconds,” Siegfried said quickly. “Who am I here to see?” Her expression brightened. “You must be Prince Siegfried Alagondar, late of House Thann, here to see the Lady Cassandra Thann.” Siegfried turned to Sythria. “I like her. She can stay.” Sythria chuckled. “Of course, I know you by reputation and by the portraits in Lady Cassandra’s quarters,” the secretary said. “And of course, we all read the Waterdeep Wazoo in this house. My name is Annilese Godfrey, new to the household staff, here to tend to your needs and the needs of the clergyman you have brought with you.” “I would like to see my grandmother,” Siegfried said, annoyance at having been made beginning to grow within him. He preferred to sneak into the house unannounced whenever possible. “Right this way,” Annilese turned on her high heels and led them up the stairs. Siegfried and Bob mounted the staircase, their eyes level with Secretary Godfrey’s shapely backside. Siegfried averted his eyes and took note of a portrait, one among many, hanging on the stairwell’s walls. It was of an older man, long in face and thin in stature, and though it had been painted by an artist striving to provide a flattering portrait, it betrayed the subject’s obvious alcoholic tendencies – bloodshot eyes, sunken and sour features, and unkempt hair. The portrait’s frame was decorated with a twisted black mourning ribbon, strung there under Lady Cassandra’s order. Siegfried recognized the subject as Shaymius Sky, the family’s late, unlamented man-at-arms and fencing instructor who had taught generations of Thanns the way of the blade. He had been an old, broken blind drunk when Siegfried was first learning which end of a stiletto to hold. Siegfried recalled the hint of scandal that surrounded the man, and reflected that were it not for Lady Cassandra’s patronage, Sky would have come to a much earlier end. Annilese turned as she led the men down an upstairs corridor and whispered to Siegfried, “The Lady is not at her full strength of late, Prince Alagondar.” Siegfried knew that Lady Cassandra was very private when it came to her age, health and heritage. They walked past Annilese’s office, and the secretary knocked quietly on the door at the end of the hall. Siegfried heard his grandmother’s voice softly say, “Come!” Annilese deferentially opened the door and bid the two enter. Lady Cassandra Thann was standing near a bookshelf, a weighty tome in her hands. A tall, matronly-looking woman, the Lady Cassandra’s dark hair was shot through with grey strands, and she wore carefully-applied makeup that was tasteful without being overdone. She wore an embroidered shawl over a fur-trimmed dress. The shawl was pinned above her left breast with the symbol of the Harpers. She looked up at Siegfried and smiled. To Siegfried, Cassandra hadn’t aged a day since he was a toddling child learning the finer points of needlework and knifeplay at the Lady’s knee – even now, a decade and a half later, she still looked every inch the indomitable, intellectual, long-lived matriarch of House Thann. It was only now, as he looked upon her with searching eyes, that he could see the weight of the centuries beginning to settle on her proud, shawl-covered shoulders. Even as she regarded Siegfried, there was the barest hint of hesitation before her eyes sparkled with recognition. “Oh, young Sieggy come to call,” she said in a soft voice. “Hasn’t your father shown you the intricacies of shaving yet?” Siegfried found himself raising a hand to his cheek checking for stubble, even though he was a religious user of his family’s line of personal grooming products. Lady Cassandra was either referencing an old inside joke, or was harkening back to before her grandson had hit puberty. Siegfried decided to play along. “One of these days,” he said “Yes, one of these days Millio will have to teach you, because clearly he’s still not taught you to groom yourself,” Lady Cassandra said with a chuckle. “I’m not going to grow a moustache,” Siegfried said. “Moustaches will not be in style in the 16 th century.” At this, Lady Cassandra grew wistful. “Ah, would that I could see the 16 th century,” she said in a paper-thin voice. “Perhaps if I have enough energy to wait the years out and prove you wrong.” “You’ll outlive us all, you old hag,” Siegfried said, taking a seat in one of the two overstuffed chairs that sat before Lady Cassandra’s writing desk. “Bobby! Come in here and meet my grandma!” Bob Trevelyan entered the study and nodded approvingly at Cassandra’s extensive library. “Hello, Grandma!” Bob called out. “Ah!” Lady Cassandra said. She pointed at a newspaper folded just so on her corner table near her fireplace-adjacent chair. “I do read the paper, you know. I thought the Church of Sune made a bold choice and I am honoured to welcome you as a visitor so soon after your ascension to the ecclesiastical heights.” “I couldn’t give up the opportunity to meet the grandmother that Siegfried talks so much about,” Bob replied. “You flatter me,” Lady Cassandra said. “We shall have to have Varien, the other High Priest, come to call,” Siegfried said. “But he can’t sneak for shit.” “I do love that you have kept the tradition alive,” Cassandra said. “Every time I putter about the kitchen I spy the dumbwaiter and think back to when you used to crouch inside, so pleased with yourself that you’d found such a good place to hide and gotten one over on your grandmother. That you continue is a testament to your perseverance and your growing skills.” “One of these days I will actually beat you at cards,” Siegfried replied. Lady Cassandra chuckled. “I would like to see you try,” she said. She walked over to her chair near the fireplace, hesitated for only the slightest moment, and then eased herself into the chair, placing the tome just-so on the desk in front of her. On the walls of Lady Cassandra’s study were arrayed many portraits of Thann Family members. Siegfried recalled that these were magicked and used for family conferences like the one that he’d participated in at Wolfram & Hart’s offices, but for now, all the familiar faces were inert, indicating that their likeness wasn’t “home” at the moment. Examples of Lady Cassandra’s needlepoint work were also around. There was an ornate crystal bowl on Lady Cassandra’s desk filled with peppermint chocolate candies. Siegfried knew that Lady Cassandra usually picked out the coffee-flavoured ones, which he abhorred. “It hasn’t quite been a tenday since your day in the Lord’s Court,” Lady Cassandra said, pushing the candy bowl towards the two guests. “So I’m not at all put out that it’s taken you this long to come and visit.” Annilese Godfrey discreetly closed the door behind them and returned to her office to catch up on Lady Cassandra’s correspondence. “I was wondering when you would pop in,” Lady Cassandra said. “I was just having tea with Halark Tarncrown who tells me he had a front-row seat at your day in the Lord’s Court.” Siegfried smirked. “Only your grandson could walk into a murder trial a suspect and walk out a prince.” Lady Cassandra chuckled. “Indeed, I was never so proud. You have taken your first large step in claiming that which is your birthright, and that was no small thing, because to lay yourself bare before the Lord’s Court was to place your past heritage and future heritage out of reach. Although the family that raised you will always be there for you.” “There are reasons that I’ve had to take steps back,” Siegfried said. “From my home.” Lady Cassandra gazed out the window thoughtfully. “Believe me, I know exactly what you mean. I know what it is to be a target and put my family at risk.” Siegfried leaned forward. “You have to tell me. What was the expression on Aunt Lureena’s face after the revelations at the Lord’s Court?” Lady Cassandra chuckled again. “You know, I contrived to invite her to tea just in time to get the evening edition of the Waterdeep Wazoo, which I placed next to her place setting in the dining room, and perhaps Annilese had put a little too much lemon in her tea, judging by her expression. That would describe her disposition as we discussed matters that day.” “Did she discuss her bloodroot business as well?” Siegfried asked. Lady Cassandra paused a moment and pursed her lips. “Ah, so you want to delve into that shadowy subject, do you?” Siegfried took a moment to describe what he’d uncovered with the Markosian situation, the loss of one of the Thann’s merchant ships, and the successful capture of St. Asmod’s Hope , the largest addition to the family fleet in some time. “Yes, I’d heard that you’d had an adventure at sea,” Lady Cassandra said. “That was where I learned of our family’s involvement in a smuggling operation, and it coincided with the Blackstaff giving us a mission to go down to Skullport and find the mind flayer that is putting brain-eating creatures into the skulls of Waterdeep’s wealthy.”
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For a moment Siegfried wondered if Lady Cassandra’s slight unsteadiness was the result of an intellect devourer’s horrible work, but she seemed to retain control of her faculties. “I want to make sure before I start cracking skulls that I’m not going to implicate the family, or at least the right members of the family.” “All right,” Lady Cassandra sighed and leaned back in her wingback chair. “I’ll tell you a tale, Siegfried. House Thann traces its history back to a family of Velenese slave traders who built their fortune ferrying slaves from the Port of Shadow, that is, Skullport, to the southern lands, where slavery was legal. You’ll recall that slave trading is forbidden in Waterdeep, and all families who practiced the trade were required to renounce it upon induction to the nobility in 1248. Several backsliding houses, including House Thann, were required to renounce it again upon the restoration of the Lords’ rule in 1273 DR. Now, my dear late husband, Lord Rhammas Thann, convinced his aging father, Lord Erktos I, to abandon the slave trade once and for all in 1315, and the family fortunes that you have enjoyed are now built on merchant shipping, fine wines, and land owning. I had a hand in that, you might say,” she said self-deprecatingly, though Siegfrried knew for a fact that it was Lady Cassandra’s business acumen that has brought House Thann to its current heights. “With all that said,” Lady Cassandra continued, “the contacts and networks that the family developed in Skullport over the years were too profitable to close down entirely. And so our family maintains a hand in less reputable trade as well. Of course, we have obeyed the prohibition on slavery, but as you know there are many markets in Skullport where one can turn a profit on while plausibly denying any involvement. And that brings us to the Two-Cities Consortium. There are many secret alliances in Waterdeep, and not all of them have been documented. The Two-Cities Consortium, of which House Thann is a secret member, facilitates the trade of goods between Skullport and Waterdeep above. We are not the only noble house who is a member of this consortium.” “The shadow city can survive if it remains in the shadows,” Siegfried said. “The fact of the matter is that the Xanathar Guild is seeking influence and power above ground by replacing people of influence in the city with thralls controlled by intellect devourers. It’s been going on too long and has attracted notice, and there have been too many victims of the right social standing. The Blackstaff requires this shadow project to be put to an end, and for heads to roll. Terms that Xanathar can be compelled to agree with, should the Two-Cities Consortium be able to demonstrate that this particular gambit has run its usefulness.” “I see you’ve learned a thing or two about business practices,” Lady Cassandra said. “It’s no good to milk the cow dry,” Siegfried said. “Are you familiar with troll sausages, grandmother?” Lady Cassandra wrinkled her nose. “Troll sausages?” She repeated. “Yes. If you carve the meat off a troll, the flesh regrows, so if you have a troll in captivity you have an endless supply of meat that you can grind down and spice properly and turn into an endless supply of sausages that you can sell at market, provided that you keep the troll alive. However, if the cut too much off the troll, or burn the troll, you lose the troll, and this creates more harm that sausages.” “A vivid metaphor, Siegfried,” Lady Cassandra said. “And of course the Blackstaff has the security of Waterdeep as her primary interest.” “Nobody wants  Vlaakith's dragon riders showing up looking for a mind flayer when we can deal with it in-house first,” Siegfried replied. “We don’t want the streets of Waterdeep to run red with more blood,” Lady Cassandra agreed. “Now, as for the bloodroot, I believe it was being smuggled from Chult to Tethyr to Luskan, by way of Neverwinter. My understanding is that the cargo would be placed aboard a ship manned by a skeleton crew, and pirates under the Two-Cities Consortium’s employ would board and relieve the transport of its cargo, which would find its way to Skullport for further distribution. Cuts would be taken at various junctures before the cargo was taken north. The plan was for St. Asmod’s Hope to put in at Skullport to deliver the bloodroot to the Xanathar Guild who would distribute it through their channels by way of the Two-Cities Consortium. But these acts of piracy were never to include the wholesale slaughter of the ship’s crew. That is bad for business.” “As is the business of transporting vampires and the undead,” Siegfried replied. “And unleashing the undead into unsuspecting ports along the Sword Coast. Like Port Llast. I sincerely hope we had no part in that terrible business.” “Heavens, no!” Lady Cassandra said. “That would be a step too far, even for Lureena.” “Tomorrow morning, me and the boys are going to head into Skullport, and I’m not going to lie, it’s going to be a slaughter,” Siegfried said. “If a meeting can take place between now and then, to expedite the matter, then that bloodshed can be brought down to a minimum. What I do want to convey, is that yesterday I dragged a pit fiend off his throne and beat him to death. I have seen this man,” he pointed at Bob, “command devils to be silent, and their mouths were shut. I have seen the other High Priest, Varien Aether, grab a nightwalker from the Negative Plane, and broken its spine over his knee. Skullport would not survive our passing, and that’s bad for business.” Lady Cassandra shifted in her chair. “Well, the power to destroy a thing is the power to control a thing.” “Only if the thing understands the alternative. They might not be able to comprehend four and a half men coming to Skullport and make an end of the criminal organizations of Waterdeep and not survive to warn their friends.” “I see,” Lady Cassandra replied. “Have you considered the consequences of leveling Skullport?” “It would be bad for business, but we are under the impression that there is a moon about to be dropped on the Sword Coast in the coming weeks, so the criminal stability of Waterdeep is unfortunately of secondary concern.” There was a clang as Azuredge dropped off Siegfried’s back and fell to the floor. Lady Cassandra arched an eyebrow. “It’s not not a concern, that’s why we’re trying to finesse this thing first, Azuredge,” Siegfried said to the magic axe. “Money will flow, but money needs life to flow. Keeping people alive in Waterdeep is more important than keeping the criminal element financially viable. And I do understand the consequences of eliminating the Xanathar Guild. I hope that the Xanathar Guild can clean up before we have to. That would be better, and more efficient. However, we would butcher the Xanathar Guild to ensure that this gets dealt with. And then the Zhentarim would move in, which is a whole different headache.” “The Zhentarim, if you’re lucky,” Lady Cassandra said. “It could provide worse groups, like the Shadow Thieves of Amn, an opening to re-establish their criminal operations in Waterdeep after we were so successful in banishing them from the city’s walls.” “Bob can attest to how things usually go,” Siegfried said. “Like raiding a castle?” Bob said. “Once Varien gets going there’s nothing that can stop him,” Siegfried said. “Once Erwen gets going you can’t stop him.” “Yes, he’s like an owlbeast on drugs,” Bob said. Lady Cassandra sighed. “You’ll want to speak to Orlpar Husteem,” she said. Siegfried knew the name. House Husteem was one of Waterdeep’s noble family, and Orlpar was the family’s black sheep, who lived in a rowhouse called Huntinghall on Golden Serpent Street in the North Ward, and was as shifty and shady as they came. “Lureena won’t be happy I gave you his name, but he’s the go-between for the Two-Cities Consortium and the Xanathar Guild in Skullport,” Cassandra said. Orlpar had a reputation for dealing drugs to other nobles of ill repute. He’d never met the man personally but knew his name. “We might pop down for a quick visit,” Siegfried said. “Bob, aren’t you able to make wishes now?” Siegfried asked his friend. “Able to rewrite reality three times a day?” Bob nodded. “I have that power. Do we need to rewrite reality today?” “Wouldn’t that be easier?” Siegfried asked. “Maybe,” Bob said. “I would think that given current events, rewriting reality is more trouble than it’s worth,” Lady Cassandra interjected. “Ah, so we’ve come to Neverember’s Enigma,” Siegfried said. “Yes, Neverember’s Enigma,” Lady Cassandra replied. “And the Grand Game. There are numerous factions in play, but I suspect the most significant are Lord Protector Dagult Neverember, the Cassalanters, the Xanathar Guild, the Ashmadai, and the Open Lord Laeral Silverhand. Although it does seem that other players, like the Durinbolds and the Order of the Gilded Eye, are also involved, or interested in involving themselves, and some attention should be paid to how they might be turned to good use. And of course I’ve heard of the Stone of Golorr. What have you heard?” “I have one of the eyes,” Siegfried said. “Ah, why am I not surprised that you’re already well into playing this Grand Game?” Lady Cassandra said. “Three eyes and the Stone; these are the keys to the Grand Game.” “I want it to leak that I am in possession of one of the three Eyes of this Stone,” Siegfried said. “Merely possessing one or two eyes is useless; you need all three to get anywhere with the Stone. It’s so easier to lure the person who has two of the eyes to come after the one who has but one, even though I don’t have it on my person.” “Bold,” Cassandra said. “Decisive,” Siegfried said. “Greed is a lever.” “Of course it is,” Lady Cassandra agreed. “It’s far easier to let people’s greed move them towards me than to try and find out who they are,” Siegfried said. Lady Cassandra nodded. “That would reveal the players for certain.  Should Xanathar procure an eye, it will be secured deep in their lair. The Cassalanters and Durinbolds would doubtless secure any eyes that came into their possession within the walls of their estates. The Open Lord’s agents have mostly had their covers blown and have likely gone to ground. But running it up the flagpole might drag the players from the shadows into the light.” How much do you trust Annilese? Siegfried cast message. Implicitly, was Lady Cassandra’s response. That quickly? Siegfried thought, a little disappointed. I thought she’d be listening at the keyhole. “There must be someone who can spread the news,” Siegfried said. Lady Cassandra fingered the pin at her breast. “We have our ways,” she said. “How mad are the Hawkwinters at me?” Siegfried asked. “Ah, well, resurrection spells, financial recompense, and the wooing of the heir go a long way towards burying the hatchet,” Lady Cassandra said. “I don’t think there’s much to worry about going forward. You took immediate steps to rectify the situation, which was to your credit and the credit of the House.” Siegfried shook his head. “I was talking about Lady Harianna,” he said. “I haven’t spoken to her since my title was revealed at the Lord’s Court.” Lady Cassandra’s eyes widened. “Oh, I see. Well, Lady Harianna would be a powerful ally and asset,” she said. “If nothing else you owe her an explanation.” “That’s fair,” Siegfried said. “And, the Thanns have been known to marry into royalty in the past, so it’s no use looking down your nose at aristocrats.” “I’m not marrying my cousin or an adoptive sister,” Siegfried said. “Mialee would find that prospect horrifying to say the least.” Lady Cassandra smiled. “Silly child, I’m talking about a strong, powerful noble house like House Hawkwinter. My great grandson Dornan married Princess Cyriana Rhindaun and inherited the position of Royal Bailiff of Tethyr from his father. That would be Cyriana II, titled Princess of Ankramir – you know, her daughter Lisara would have inherited that title and is still alive, I believe.” Lady Cassandra trailed off for a moment as she contemplated the family tree. “And the Hawkwinters have placed more than one king on the throne in their day. But I’m not here to play matchmaker.” “Yes you are,” Siegfried replied. “You are free to make your own decisions,” Lady Cassandra said. “Changing the subject, I’m wondering if we can arrange for the kidnapping of one Kalain of the Nine Waters, an artist who lives in the Sea Ward,” Siegfried asked. “I beg your pardon?” Lady Cassandra replied. “Why would you want to do that?” “She knows things about the Grand Game,” Siegfried said, “but also she’s of a highly unstable frame of mind.” “Why would you not just seek her out?” Lady Cassandra asked. “Because it doesn’t look good for princes and priests to perform interrogations on starving artists,” Siegfried replied. “That sounds like a nasty business I would prefer to stay out of,” Lady Cassandra said, crossing her arms. “Understood,” Siegfried replied. “Not everything needs to be skullduggery and subterfuge, Siegfried,” Lady Cassandra scolded. “But it’s so fun!” Siegfried protested. “Also, you made me this way.” “Yes,” Lady Cassandra nodded. “Perhaps in my old age I see the folly of my ways.” Siegfried stood up, leaned over the desk, and kissed his grandmother on the cheek. “Well, I need to go buy drugs and flowers.” “In that order?” Lady Cassandra asked. “Perhaps not,” Siegfried said. “How’s the rest of the family doing?” “Well, things continue,” Cassandra replied. “Business is good, the perimeter hasn’t been breached, and I continue to steer the ship of state.” “Has Kowalski’s attitude improved?” Siegfried asked. “That’s a question for your adopted mother,” Lady Cassandra replied. “Yes, but I’m staying away for the time being because of all the assassins,” Siegfried said. Lady Cassandra nodded. “I shall make inquiries and let you know,” she said. “Thanks, Nonna,” Siegfried replied. Siegfried disguised self as a dragonborn pimp, while Bob chose to disguise himself as his impression of a Waterdhavian noble, with exaggerated fashions to match. Siegfried blinked. “Is that what you think we look like?” Bob nodded. They exited Cassandra’s Respite via a dimension door into a convenient alleyway, and sauntered towards Golden Serpent Street and Huntinghall. They approached the posh rowhouse in a conspicuous manner, and Siegfried, still in mufti, knocked purposefully on the front door. The door opened a crack, revealing a large goon poured into a butler’s uniform. “Hello!” Siegfried affected an outrageous accent. “I am here to visit one Orlpar Husteem! We would like to buy one drug, please!” The goon grunted and shook his head. “Try the Grinning Lion down the street,” he growled as he made as if to slam the door. Siegfried jammed his foot in the door. “No, no no!” he said in a louder voice intending to attract attention from the neighbours. “I was specifically told to come here and ask for Orlpar Husteem, who would supply me with the quantity of one drug, please!” The goon growled again, and yanked Siegfried inside the rowhouse’s front foyer by his lapels. Bob sighed and followed suit. The door slammed shut behind them.