Hi all. Forever DM looking to join a campaign within the month. Sunday nights, Eastern. Happy to pay for the privilege. What I'm looking for is a little specific: AN EXPERIENCED GROUP: I'm an experienced player and DM. My combat tactics, rp, and character-optimizing skills are decent. As a DM I LOVE introducing newbies into the game, but as a player, I'd like to play with others who have more than just the basics down; AN EXPERIENCED DM: I run games too. I flatter myself to think that I know a little about when to RAW, RAI, and when to ad lib rules because the player's doing something cool. I'd like to play with a flexible DM who's keen on a good story first; MINIMAL BULLSHIT: as a player, I'm party-minded and my D&D ego is very small. Group success > individual success. Every player at the table deserves a chance to shine. No politics. No racist, sexist, anti-LGBTQ, or any other kinds of fuckery. Life's too short; A FRIENDLY TABLE: D&D is one of the ways I relax. I have zero issue getting the tar kicked out of my character or having to keep rolling up new ones as my characters expire- so long as I'm at a friendly table that laughs more than bickers. That's what I'm looking for. What else? I'm 49, Canadian, professional, and I've been playing since the days of the Big Red Box. Check out my bio for more. IF YOU'RE A DM WITH A GAME THAT MIGHT BE A FIT, PLEASE DM ME! Looking forward, Matt