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<< Game Recap: 02/02/2016. Thanks for the great game everyone. Horden we still need a song!! >> The barback's head continues to ache painfully. He tries to focus on his morning chores, washing clean the spilled ale from the bar and tables. But his head refuses to allow him to do any work without reminding him about the 5 ales, and 4 shots of Dragon's Breath he had consumed the night before. Orma laughs loudly from the plushy chairs by the fire. Apparently Brenna had made quite a funny joke. The two had spent the past four mornings discussing some kind of sculpture, that Brenna wanted made. They had become fast friends. The barback grimaces as the sound hits his ear and makes his head ache even more. He almost wishes that they had not killed the dragon. Alux, Brenna, Naomi, Horden and Turki came back from the wilds 4 nights ago. They had quite a party to celebrate the killing of the small green dragon, who had evaded and killed so many of their brethren. The following day Turki and Alux had set out south, apparently in search of another dragon to the south east. The staff cleaned up the bar, and all life seemed to get back normal. However, news quickly spread throughout the town. The next night, as Brenna, Naomi and Horden were having a quiet dinner, every farmer in the entire town lead by Ellry Donbriar marched into the tavern to congratulate the adventurers. Dragons were a serious problem for farmers, as they often would eat the farmer's live stock. Ellry gave a speech, and every farmer there insisted on buying drinks for the "Five Teeth" (Master Lightfoot coined the term after seeing their dragon tooth battle trophies). The staff worked late into the night, serving alcohol and food. Master Jonath had a big smile all night as the money flowed into the coffers. The tips were also quite good that night making up for the long hours the staff had to work. The next morning the staff tiredly cleaned up the bar again, and prepared for a normal night. But now the whole thing had became political. That next night, Knight Jericho and his whole routine showed up to the bar, followed by much of the town. Not to be outdone by Ellry, and always looking for a way to capitalize on events, Jericho took the occasion to celebrate the adventures conquest and implied that they had had been requesting the deed all along. The bar was filled to capacity, and Thumper had to stop people from entering to prevent a fire hazard. Speeches were made, proclaiming a brighter future for Udro and its people. And then the drinking began. The Rusty Spoke Tavern and Inn ran out of every single drop of alcohol that night. Master Jonath had so much coin that night that he couldn't fit it all into the small safe in his office. He had actually slept with the left over coin in a bag and a dagger clutched in his hand that night. The following morning the staff woke up exhausted. Jonath smartly closed the bar last night to keep his employees from quitting for overwork. He threw a staff party in celebration of the money they made. The barback had stupidly agreed to a drinking game with Thumper, and is now paying for it. And since he was the barback, he got to clean up this morning while the rest of the staff slept off their hangovers. "Stupid dragon," the barback mumbles to himself. "I wish he came back so I could kill him myself." Just then the door opens, and in walks Turki and Alux. The barback looks up and sees something quite different. Both Alux and Turki looks...happy. Alux gives a quick nod to Turki, and heads up the stairs to his room. Turki walks to the bar and sits down. The barback walks back to the kitchen and returns with a small bowl of poridge. He walks behind the bar and sets the bowl down in front of Turki, who is winding up a small mechanical horse and chariot, small enough to fit in the palm of a hand. "I am afraid the cook is sleeping off a hangover. I am not much of a chef, but at least its warm. What is that?" Turki looks up at the barback. His eyes are wide and almost child-like. "Hope. It's hope." "Feeling poetic today are we?" the barback asks with a smirk. He returns to cleaning the bar top. Turki laughs out loud, which makes the barback wince. His head really did not like that last shot. "I guess so," Turki says. "This toy was given to me by my Uncle Stor, when I was 5 years old. It was the only gift I ever received in my whole life. My family was very poor. My mother and father could barely afford to feed my two older sisters and me. But my Uncle Stor, he had just become rich. Apparently his bakery in the province of Klevin had suddenly become quite popular. He was doing so well he was going to open more stores, a "franchise" he called it. He had come to recruit my father to run one of the new ones. We were going to have food, a new home, and a real future instead of the poorhouse we all seemed destined to. "And then three days after he left, the great plague of 721 struck the city. My whole family died, and I was left an orphan to be raised by the streets and the theives guild. But I kept this toy. Many other children tried to take it from me, but I always fought them off. Of course over the years, it began it fall apart. When I was 10 the spring fell off and it would no longer wind. At 12, the wheels fell off the chariot, and by 15 the chariot had cracked in half. By the time I arrived here in Udrus, all I had left was the horse, the rest long disintegrated." "Is this the toy that Mirroth, the bronze dragon took from you?" asks the barback. "Yes," Turki replied. "In exchange for a magic sword to free the water spirit. Mirroth told me that if we killed the Green Dragon in the north he would return my toy to me. That is why Alux and I left so quickly after our return. We showed him the dragon's tooth and he gave us back our...trinkets I guess you could say. "I nearly cried when he gave it back to me. Apparently Mirroth is a bit of a tinkerer, and in the time that he possessed it he completely restored it to full working order. I have often cursed him in the middle of the night, and now I would fight to the death to defend him." Turki sets the toy on the counter top, and releases it. The chariot's spring release and the little toy races down the bar, the horse bobbing up and down the whole way down. It stops after traveling just two feet. But Turki's smile couldn't be wider. Turki stands up and retrieves it, and then turns to head up stairs. "And what did Alux get back?" the barback asks. "What improvement did Mirroth work on his item?" Turki turns back and looks at the barback. "That is not my story to tell." He turns around and heads upstairs.
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>>Game Recap 2/7/16, Fantastic Game, solid performance from all, much monster can was kicked<< Orma is seated next to Dob who has begrudgingly made his way into Udro to look over the Mask Emporium. Orma is whistling as he works the lifelike luster into the head of an orc, making sure to keep the bone structure solid while still keeping the mask pliable enough to wear. Orma pipes up while the two work, "So I met a lamia, I called her Auntie, shes likely evil but she has great wine. Tell me Dob have you ever seen a lamia before? She wants me to get her a fancy mirror from some horrible dragon" Dob responds with a noncommittal grunt as he continues working on a mask he brought with him. Orma continues "I've taken on some side projects too, Brenna wants a shrine for her cyclic god...goddess..angry person..baby combo diety," he gestures to some rough plans for some kind of shrine with measurements and material comparisons written hastily along the edges. Dob grumbles something in gnomish and mumbles that the gods never served him anything special.  "Did you know paladins can learn necromancy if they get intense enough and lose a leg Dob? It was very scary Naomi's horse was even fiendish instead of celestial last week." Orma denotes quite seriously. Dob raises an eyebrow and says nothing, continuing to work on his mask, a green half-dragon head formed into an extremely lifelike mask. The mask holds the quiet glow of magic, harboring some kind of enchantment. Dob points at a white featureless mask sporting only holes to see through behind a glass case labeled: " Break in Case of Curses ." Orma quickly mentions "oh that's not magical or anything its just for Azazel in case he catches that uglyfying curse again." A small slip of paper reading "Azazel owes you money, remember this well Orma, don't lose this paper" is attached haphazardly to the case, it promptly falls and slips under the workstation nearby likely forgotten. With the day winding down Orma offers to escort Dob home. "Oh at some point I want to make a blue spider mask, I have the head lying around somewhere." Dob chuckles, the first sign of mirth he has shown in his many hours at the shop. "Orma blue spiders are completely out during the winter maybe wait till spring. While you wait maybe don't dress like you escaped a fey gladiator ring." Orma looks to the gnome and flashes his newly styled insignia sporting a displacer beast curled around a pen and paintbrush. "If I learned anything in Udrus its that branding is important." Orma stands upon a table and exclaims "It is I Orma, Slayer of Diplacer Beasts, Annoyance of Giths, and Adopted Nephew of a Lamia. Behold my blade, my art, and my masks!" Dob shrugs betraying no hint of his previous mirth and looks him over "Come now Great Annoyance," he states in a deadpan tone, "Walk me home and keep away all those things you say you've killed."  
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<<My turn then! Game Recap: 02/02/2016>> Horven came into the bar later that day with a brand new, shiny lute, intricately carved with Elvish words curving around the neck of the instrument. He was grinning broadly, and as the barback approached, a mug of his favorite ale already in hand, he held up the lute proudly. "Look! Look, boy! Now that the old arm works again, I managed to get a new one! Oh, dear one, oh..." He embraced the lute tightly, but carefully, kissing its fingerboard fervently. The barback shuffled from foot to foot uncomfortably. At least he wasn't using tongue? Horven finally stopped, and grabbed the ale from the barback's hands, downing it quickly, then turned back to him, still grinning. "Better yet, I've written a new song." He ripped his drum's leather strap with a hefty yank and handed it to the barback. "Help me with it? Get Master Lightfoot as well, and tell him only C-F-G, a 4/4 setup, and no deviations!" The barback, somewhat excited about the prospect of joining in the music for once, rushed off, while Horven strode over to the fire, strumming the lute thoughtfully and tuning it. The barback and Lightfoot soon hurried to join his side, and Horven quickly showed the barback the rhythm. "Here, like this....no, not like that, you've an extra beat...no, not quite...there you are, perfect. Now don't deviate from that until I stop playing, alright? 1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4! Out among the dales And the rolling green hills A party of five  Went for dragon-slaying thrills Naomi, Alux, Horven, Turki, and Brenna, These were their names With courage in their hearts They set out to win fame They visited the faeries Creatures of forest and vale In their wooden halls The travelers did they hail A great feast was had by all For dragon-slayers only the best Horven stood, drum in hand He serenaded the fest (Lute solo; Horven nearly breaks a string as onlookers gasp at his skill, previously unseen) And they were off again! To the lands of the centaur now Fair horsewomen accompanied the travelers Casting rose petals about them; they were not half-cow They reached the lands of the dragon at last Here the buxom centauresses parted from our heroes Terrified of what lay in wait But our brave adventurers were not zeroes! They strode bravely into that blighted forest Corrupted all about by the force of the beast Blades and bows in hand they stalked Hunters searching for their feast At last they came upon the cave Monstrous centipedes rose up, causing frowns Spitting acid left and right Brave Horven struck them down(s) The lizard, cowardly creature,  Spat its acid from the throat of the lair Scurrying back within It prepared a dangerous fare Our heroes marched in with courage Only to find themselves surrounded by salt elementals! Separated by magical wall and scheming dragon The brave party did not find their situation gentle Brave Horven was trapped by the dragon in a stone coffin Accosted by salt Ingenious Turqui leapt this way and that Turning the creatures to malt Faithful Alux called down the fury of the gods Stalwart Naomi fought the drake in single combat Brenna mostly healed people, but that was useful too But the dragon was no doormat Things were looking bad Horven and Naomi nearly died Brenna fell as well, while Turqui struck with courage, but little accuracy Oh dear listeners, I nearly cried But then! Like the vengeance of the storm Brave Alux leapt in front of the dragon  Protecting Naomi's still form With a great crash And a mighty invocation The beast was slain by the great hero He brings great honor to our nation And so, with dragon-tooth in hand,  Treasures from the hoard packed up Our heroes returned to Udro Wounded, tired, and joyous, yup And now all shall know their names! Naomi, Turki, Brenna, Horven, and the great slayer of beasts, Alux!" Here Horven went into a long, long lute solo that was only broken by pure exhaustion. While most of the tavern was confused by the bad rhymes and strange rhythms, they applauded the Ballad of the Dragon-Slayers nevertheless, while the bard grinned widely and bowed profusely. Winking at the barback ("Keep that drum, why don't you?"), he nigh-skipped back to the bar and began downing mug after mug of ale in pure elation.  <<This song is not terrible on purpose, I am just a terrible writer of songs. At least it fits with Horven's established character. :P >>
The next night Lightfoot tries to perform the song solo but gets the rhymes even worse. The crowd boos and asks for Horven to come back.
<<Recap for 2/9/16 feat. Orma, Alux, Naomi, Horven, and Azazel>> Orma steps into the bar flanked by Alux, Naomi, Horven, and Azazel. The Rusty Spoke comes to an awkward silence. Slowly the group surrounds Turqui and turns him to face them. Orma immediately begins yelling "Trust the fairies you said, get the crown you said, it'll be fine just some dwarves guarding it it'll be no sweat!" Orma whose face is flush at this point takes out a rumpled sheet of paper and goes "How do you explain this then!" The drawing appears to depict some mountains and a bit of verdant green peaking out from the edges. Alux interrupts Orma's tirade and steps up. "What he means by this picture is that ever since we returned the crown and re-awoke the fairy king the grove has been off limits to mortals and mountains have been raised to defend it. Mind you the fairy king was asleep for hundreds of years and I expect making mountains is the least of his powers."   Azazel interjects "the mountains seem to have cut off our trail North to Fort Boulderbreak as well.." Orma however interrupts him "a whole fort full of people is stuck up there cut off from us. Dob is cut off from us! What if he tries to come down to Udro again? He's a stubborn gnome, what if he gets hurt by those damn fairies that I released and gave a whole bunch of power to?" With this he leaves in clear anger and guilt. The rest stay behind and explain the situation to any who will listen. He enters his shop and slams the door behind him.Various masks are strewn around and tools are knocked over. Taking a seat and uncorks a nearby wine bottle, he hears a scuffling behind the counter. The newly generated mess seems to have been caused by Benson. The equivalent to Orma's new roommate Benson rattles toward the stool Orma has taken to drinking at. Benson was likely the only friendly inhabitant of the vile dwarven city that contained the crown. His metallic skeletal frame holds within it skills as a blacksmith, animation of metal, and a smart mouth. "There's a supreme lack of metal in your store" he says without the necessary components to speak, the voice seems to echo from within the skeleton somehow. Orma looks up and points at a lifelike human mask, a coat, and some gloves. "Get it yourself and be nice to the people here."  As Benson suits up to blend within the populace he turns to Orma "you know, fairy folk have always been bad news for people but mountains, why there's no need to fear those." Orma shrugs and downs the rest of the bottle. Benson continues "You're plenty strong and well trained. You can survive change and if your commitment is anything to sneeze at so will the people you care about. As for weaknesses, your store is creepy even for me and moping doesn't suit you, work on that great warrior and give my sword a good name." He finally dons the mask looking suspiciously like someone looking to terminate someone named Connor and heads out the door.
Brenna continues to sip on her tea as Benson and Orma bicker over the looks of the sculptures of Morena. "The jawline is too soft, we obviously can see in the sketches that the angered man has a gaunt and thin physique!" "It really doesn't matter! Besides, you guys are always on these adventures, why would you leave me with working on the sculptures? I make swords! Swords! Not these works of "art"!" Brenna hops off of the stool she was sitting on and walks over to inspect their work. "You guys shouldn't be fighting so much, you've got a solid sketch to follow." Orma frowns and grabs a towel to clean his hands. "Brenna, it's much more difficult than that. I draw, not sculpt. This is the first time that I've worked with clay, this stuff takes time. Besides, those statues really gave me a beating, I'm sore all over!" Brenna rolls her eyes and stomps her  'new' foot. "I lost a leg in that whole thing and you don't see me complaining. You got out of their with all your limbs. Even Heinrich isn't complaining and he's the one who got years shaved off of his life. Speaking of which, I better go check if he's outside harassing townsfolk about that lamia." Brenna leaves the tavern and searches for Heinrich. As Brenna nears the town square, she hears a familiar ragged voice. "Have you seen that lamia she-dog around? Have YOU seen that lamia she-dog around? Back in my day, we were able to take 5 of them and grab the vegetables for dinner before sundown. You should see my grand kids, strong as oxen. You know, you remind me of some statues I met earlier..." Brenna jogs over and ushers Heinrich away, apologizing to the confused townsfolk about the harassment. "I thought I told you to stick around with Illoa and Turki, have you forgotten?" "Turki told me to go find something to eat, told me I was annoying. There was a time when youngsters would show some more respect for their elders..." Heinrich rambled on as Brenna brought Heinrich back to the inn, then left to go check on Turki and Illoa. Illoa was busy hammering away at some horseshoes while Turki was drawing up plans for something Brenna couldn't discern. "Turki! Why'd you tell Heinrich to leave? He was harassing some townsfolk! You know how he is in his accelerated old age." Turki immediately stands up and rolls up the scroll of paper that he was scribbling on and meets Brenna before she could get a look at what was on the table. "Ah Brenna, how are you? How's that shrine of yours coming along? Good? Great. Listen, let's talk about your armor. It's gonna take a lot of resources to make it. Resources I don't have. I'm planning an expedition to see if we can find any supplies at that abandoned settlement or if there are any other places with loot by the coast. Any who, I'm busy right now, so could you pass this along to Horven?" Brenna takes the envelope as Turki pushes her out and greets Illoa before heading back to the tavern. We've got such odd people here in Udro...
Session on 2/15/16 involving Orma, Horven, Naomi, and Azazel Orma sits back in his mask shop admiring his work. Naomi had requested a lifelike orc mask and the finished product lay across the table from him. It radiated menace and was a fine piece of work. The mask however was not the source of attention for Orma. A letter lay across his desk reading as follows: Dear Xavier, You may not remember me in my right mind but I can assure you things have greatly improved for me in Udrus. The oath I made you give is hopefully to never come to fruition. I truly hope to not perish in these wilds from the beasts that roam it. Despite this I recently fought a god amongst gnolls, saw my companion fight a manticore in the sky riding upon her horse, saw a bard cleverly pull at his strings to save her from a lethal fall, saw a warlock tear through gnolls and talk down gargoyles with our bard. Soon I will be going to war with orcs that inhabit the area. With giants and the empire by my side it feels like my old life guarding villages isn't even mine and that the maddened ravings that I accosted you with have become more true than I could have imagined. It's not all bad here though, not all war and wild beasts. I opened a store where I make and sell masks, a very soothing tasks. Beyond that people in this town have approached me to design shrines to their god and I have truly grown to garner respect. All that hope aside the reason I write this letter is to free you from your oath. Should I die you don't have to come and avenge me. You don't ever have to set foot on Udrus if you don't desire such a thing but if I pass and your god still calls you try to make this land a better place.  Respectfully, Orma Jundar P.S. You can consider this a will if you so desire in which case there is a small trunk in my room that holds certain objects for you. I also in the event of my death leave you with my mask shop and the promise that Dob will teach you the craft if you are willing. P.S.S. Make sure to keep Benson's mask in good condition. He's a magical metal skeleton that loves making sword and he is quite the card. Hopefully you can visit Udrus while I'm alive so I can show you around the place. Orma folds the letter and straps on his pack. He would stop by the docks and see about getting it delivered after that, he has a war to win.
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A large man covered in sear marks loudly(and very drunkenly) tells the tale of how he won the war. In the final battle there stands the orc king protected by 5 of his most loyal and powerful guards and two mage types doing some sort of ritual. Once the battle begin the front lines clashed into a fray. While the mages began to summon waves of fire beasts ,Orma my shield brother went to fight the mages with Naomi as i protected our back line. As the fight continued with many close calls and nice saves from both heal master Brena ,and Anacorin the spookiest warlock, the fight got into its final phase as the king fused with 2 fire elementals and became a Giant flying flaming lion (at this point the bar starts to quiet down and begins to think he is lying) As we tried to finish the beast of while all lit on fire from this beast charging through us and biting down on whatever poor soul was closest. And in a final desperate attack I finished him off with this combo begins to swing wildly while, all bar watchers are confused watching this one armed man swing around his stump... In the blaze of combat and how hot this damn thing was the finishing blow delivered by my right arm, made it poof into a gust of ashe but as the wind blew and the adrenaline wore off i fell to my knee's and began to pass out i realized that thing took my arm with it.
The tavern is quiet, for once. Most of the patrons are exhausted from rebuilding Udro or are still shaken by the hordes of undead that ravaged the town. Brenna quietly sips at her tea, which has brewed quite nicely. She sits around with some adventurers who are either enjoying a drink or the company. "The west is quite a daunting experience, we've met quite an interesting amount of enemies. It was tough but we were able to--" Brenna trails off as she leans to get a better view at an old woman who slowly passed behind Alux. She points quickly as she sputters her words out in between tea. "Did you see her? Did you see her? Alux, Orma quick! Did you see that old lady?!" Alux turns around to watch the old lady walk out of the tavern "Have you gone mad, halfling? Maybe the cold got to you, or perhaps the trolls hit your head one times too many!" Orma also chimes in "I see her, are you sure you're alright Brenna? Maybe you're coming down with something. Benson, do you know any cold medicines?" Benson rigidly picks up the empty mug in front of him and pretends to drink from it. "I don't know any cold medicines, but I can sure as hell make some swords so you can cut down trolls, easy!" Brenna wipes her chin and sets down her cup, chewing thoughtfully on some chicken " So you saw that old woman? Good. After these last few adventures I've been on, I've become more and more fearful. You remember those sculptures you made Orma? The one of the tired old woman? You see, Morena sometimes shows herself to mortals, as a sign of what's to come for them. When she takes the form of an old lady, she is an omen of death for those who see her. If you see her in any of her forms, only you can see it. You may see it in passing, and not think a thing of it. We've gone on a tough adventure, one in which we've all almost died. We fought trolls, drow, and minotaurs, and each fight has made me realize how lucky I've gotten and how I've not paid more attention to any of these signs. We literally had to chase a minotaur up a mountain to save Malzahar, else he might have met a terrible fate.  Edward was also almost taken by the cold, and I had to trek back down the same side of the mountain, dragging him along. Lying in wait for the night had me fear for us both. Life in Udro is fraught with danger, but I've made many friends and this place can help me grant a wish. Morena is the goddess of Life, Death, Creation and Destruction, but I fear death more now, even if it is part of an endless cycle." Alux scoffs at Brenna and drinks heartily from his mug. "Hah! Looks like our halfling is becoming more craven! The mighty Thor would never allow this of his warriors! I've seen worse than this, and yet you shake in your boots! Har!" Brenna sips quietly from her cup and glares at Alux. "Just remember, next time there might not be a halfling behind you to stave off your death..."
Har! xD
Recap on session for 2/25/16 with Malgus, Orma, Malzahar, and Turki, fun session guys. Orma stands excitedly holding up the Bronze Horn of Valhalla for Brenna to see. "Look upon the treasure we researched the location of together. Once a week we can call forth the warriors of Ysgard for an hour. If we could use it to protect the town or defeat a particularly tough enemy." Turki snickers from behind the bar "I'm halfway to the dragon armor cost wise goodness knows you have expensive tastes Brenna." Further in the back Rocky appears to be trying to gamble with patrons, this immediately seems odd since Rocky appears to be sitting next to Malgus and arm wrestling him at the same time. Orma yells to Malzahar "Maybe check the room before you steal faces to gamble Malz." At this the patron in question looks to Malzahar in Rockyface quizzically as Malzahar lifts the disguise and whispers "boo," at the poor soul. The patron yelps, stumbles out of the chair and quickly leaves. Benson who had been seated next to Orma examines the craftsmanship of the horn, "its no magic Ysgard sword, but tell me how you came into possession of it?"  Orma clears his throat and tells the tale of how they visited Mirroth the dragon and traded for the greatest, most potent of cheeses. Afterwards they climbed the twin peaks above the Kobolds and saw the shine of some sort of gem structure across the valley. The mountains across the valley held a brilliant entrance to a cavern where a Galeb Duhr beseeched them to defeat the water elementals keeping him out of the rest of the cavern. The battle was fierce and an insane beholder spawned creature known as a spectator attempted to interrupt the fighting with his fell eye beams. The creatures were all defeated and barring a dangerous trap that almost killed Turki the treasure was ours for the taking and the earth elemental thanked us in expensive gems as well. Turki pipes up at the end of the tale "there was also a vampire and his cadre of hellhounds and tiny beasties that ambushed us on the way home. A fun experience to be sure, Orma was even dragged away in the night" A crash is heard interrupting the tale. It appeared as though Rocky and Malgus had come to a disagreement over proper etiquette in arm wrestling and settled on regular wrestling instead. As the crowd gathered and cheered and the barback groaned in anticipation of the mess that was to come.  
<< Because I like writing these things! :P Recap: 2/25/16 with Malgus, Orma, Malzahar, and Turki >> "You should have seen them wrestling!" Orma shouts. "I tell you this horn could have saved the town from those ugly Hobgoblins." Turki looks up from his papers, to study Orma for a moment. Orma seems to be much happier than Turki had seen him in the past few weeks. To be sure, the war with the orcs and the ambush by the Hobgoblin undead had unsettled the town and all the adventurers. It was good to have a win without any visible consequences or set backs. Turki turned back to his paper. Besides the discovery the of the horn, the group had managed to make a great deal of progress towards many of the challenges the adventurers had faced. They had visited Mirroth, and in addition to the wonderfully delicious cheese, they had also learned that the elemental eye was a scrying device. Malzahar had graciously given the Dragon some of his first spell papers in exchange for research on the item. The map had led them to a cave that yielded two treasures. The first was the horn that Orma now hoisted over his head. The second was a small diary that sat on the table in front of Turki. Written in Goblin meant that Malgus could only translate a few bits at a time. But it was from 80 years ago and would provide a bit of history for Superior Flour's next company retreat. Turki had tried to go to the local library to see if Heinrich could assist with translation. But it was almost 4 o'clock when he arrived, and Heinrich was closing up to go have dinner and the go right to bed. Turki would try again tomorrow. Even the night-time assault by the Hobgoblin Vampire had yielded results. Once they had taken down all the unholy creatures down, they found a letter on the vampire. Some unknown force seemed to be entreating someone to join their side. Was the vampire the recipient of the letter or the messenger Turki thought. And while the letter had no signature, it had a seal of a Trident. Turki had spend the past half hour studying and copying the design. Turki would ask around town to see if anybody recognized the seal, but he feared that only Ikseliad would know who it belonged to. Turki had even managed to see the domain of the fairies. And while he was barred from entry, he hoped that his message to the fairy princess had gotten through. The sound of a lute filled the bar room. Horven had begun to sing a new song detailing Orma's struggle with the vampire. Master Lightfoot joined in as a backup player. Horven seemed happier in his new role, and Turki was glad for his friend. The wilds were always dangerous, but they were getting worse. But for now, it was time to enjoy the victory. Turki opens his backpack and pulls out a small package. He unwraps it and stares at the simple piece of bread. He thought about tasting it, but he wasn't sure how good a baker that Spectre had been. He took a quick sniff. Turki paused for a moment. The bread smelled strangely similar to the bread his Uncle had brought them all those years ago.
<< Recap 2/27/2016. Brenna, Malzahar, Rocky, and Turki. Well at the least the game was entertaining >> * Crack *  * Thump * The barback looks towards the bar in disbelief. Malzahar lays on the floor next to the bar with a look of pure frustration on his face. A broken bar stool lies next to him. Malzahar stands up, cursing the wood in the stool as he dusts himself off. The whole building of the Rusty Spoke Tavern and Inn weirdly shifts and creaks.  The sound eerily similar to the sound of a chuckle. Malzahar winces slightly at this. He grabs his drink from the bar, stomps over to the fireplace, and sits down on the stone floor in front of it. The barback turns his attention back to Turki, who is looking over the papers the barback had just delivered to him. The barback sits down at the table that seemed to be Turki's new favorite spot. All the meetings of Superior Flour were conducted here, and the table provided more workspace than the plush chairs by the fire. "I have never seen anyone with such bad luck," the barback remarks. "Hmmm, what?" Turki looks up from his papers. "Malzahar, I've never seen anyone with such bad luck. First when you all came back, Thumper was holding the door open for your group to enter.  Then in a flash, the doorknob becomes so oily that Thumper lose his grip on the door knob, a gust of wind blows by creating a vacuum causing the door to slam shut, all happening just as Malzahar steps in the doorway, ending with the door slamming into his nose and breaking it. And now, over the course of an hour, I have watched three barstools just fall apart as Malzahar sat on them, each one suddenly having rot in their legs." "Oh yes. I've almost stopped noticing that. That's what happens when you cross the Fae." "Wait! Are you saying he is cursed? And by the Fae?" "Very much so. There was an incident with a dryad. It did not work out well for him." From across the room, Malzahar starts screaming wildly. The barback turns to see Malzahar running away from the fireplace with his eyebrow on fire. Tiny bits of embers from the fireplace trail Malzahar's frantic path across the bar as if they were following him. Wind strangely blowing down through the chimney, flows directly at Malzahar. Thumper reacts quickly and jumps over the bar and runs into the back. He emerges a few seconds later with a bucket, runs up to Malzahar, and throws a bucket of mop water into Malzahar's face. Malzahar stands dazed for a moment, with half his eyebrow burnt off and his head dripping with dirty mop water. The wind stops blowing from the fireplace, and the inn again creaks in a sound similar to a hearty laugh. Malzahar huffs again, swears under his breath, grabs his mug of ale, and heads to the far corner of the Inn. He plops down onto the floor with a miserable look on his face and silently drinks his ale. The barback turns back around to face Turki, "What the hell did he do to deserve that?" Turki lets out a long sigh, puts down the papers and rocks back in his chair. "Our last adventure was a bit of a disaster. Brenna, Malzahar, Rocky and I all set out to the south to explore the old colony of Udrus and look for a Dryad's tree. You know that both Rocky and I need them to construct a cloak of elven kind. We came upon an unsettling forest where it seems the undead army had passed through. We decided to explore it anyways figuring that they would not notice four travelers. On Malzahar's watch, four hellhounds surprised us, knocking Brenna out immediately and nearly killing Malzahar. We did our best, but in the end we had to flee. As we ran the hellhounds began to howl, and in response we heard the howls of wolves coming from every direction. We drove our horses hard for a couple of hours, dashing straight back to the safety of the Kobolds' land. As we ran we saw a hobgoblin vampire riding a nightmare chasing us, and then the wolves began to attack us. Malzahar kept casting fear on them to drive them away, but he finally had to throw the Goat of Terror at them to stop them from chasing us. When we finally got away, he discovered that the set was now broken and the other two goats had lost their power as well. "We rested with the Kobolds, and headed west to the Giants. They told of us a dryad that lived in the mountains of the east. We went headed up the mountains. After hours of searching we could find no trace of her, so we decided to make camp. That night, on Malzahar's watch again, we were attacked by an Abominable Yeti, and two of his smaller brethen." Turki takes a long sip of his ale. "You should have seen the size of this thing. Bigger than the Big Boss of the giants. Rocky pummeled the thing relentlessly and Brenna and Malzahar managed to contain the two smaller Yetis. But then the thing breathed pure cold, that not only struck hard but seemed to paralyze my compatriots. I was barely out of range of it's stank breath and so remain unaffected. With all this against us we continued to fight i, but we soon started to fall. First Brenna, then Malzahar, and finally Rocky who went down swinging at the giant creature. I was left there, with Malzahar's Aidlon holding back the other yeti. I managed to get the large one to chase me down a hill. He charged me, and just as he was about to strike, I used my cape to transport myself next to Brenna and shoved a potion down her throat. She came back and healed the rest of the party. And then Malzahar let his fury down on the Abominable Yeti. First he pulled a ghostly weapon from the ether that stabbed it in the back, and then blasted it with his purple darkness. The beast fell, and we made quick work of the remaining Yetis." "I am confused," the barback interrupts. "What does this have to do with a dryad, and the curse upon Malzahar?" "Patience. A thief must always have patience," Turki says. He takes a drink of his ale. "That morning we woke up tired and cold. None of us had slept well in the cold air, and the rotting smell of dead Yeti filled our nostrils. As we ate a little breakfast, we noticed a young woman in the treeline watching us. She was wearing a leaf dress." "A Dryad." Turki nods. "We approached her and the conversation began well enough. When I asked her if we might have some Dryad leaves. She exclaimed that was not something someone asked for on a first meeting. Malzahar, sensing my faux paus, stepped in to try and mend the situation. He began to cast a flurry of spells and use a number of, well, awkward gyrations to try and and win her to our side. But in his excitement, he accidentally cast Hex upon her. "The fae sensing the curse and feeling threatened, called forth a displacer beast, and we suddenly found ourselves in combat. Rocky rushed forward and attempted to knock out the little dryad, but she withstood all her blows. Next Malzahar attempted to knock her out, but in the excitement killed her by accident. The displacer beast, seeing its mistress fall, let out a great howl, and it then dawned on us how close we were to the Arch-Fae's territory. "Brenna and I seeing this horror in front of us tried to fix the situation. I tried to distract the beast and get it to chase me with little luck. While Brenna was able to use her holy powers to revivify the dryad. The displacer beast grabbed the newly saved Dryad and escaped through some portal in the tree. I tried to apologize to the dyrad through the tree, but we were soon chased from the lands by Rundas himself." "The leader of the hunt?!?! The one that rains arrows from the air?" "Yes. It was during our escape that strange things began happening to Malzahar. Tree branches fell on his head. Rocks would slip out from under his feat. Bugs would appear in the dead of winter and bite him mercilessly. We eventually returned and apologized to Rundas and asked him to apologize to the dryad for us. He demanded a gift in reparation. For a while we thought about seeking out the White Dragon, and stealing its mirror, but decided that we were so depleted on supplies that would be foolhardy. Malzahar offered a pearl of power and Rundas took it. "We returned home, though the curse still seems to be in effect. We can only hope that the fae will accept our apology at some point. What a waste." "It seems to me," the barback said with a smirk, "that it was not a complete waste. From the sound of the encounter with the undead you may have finally seen the master vampire who controls them." "I am pretty sure that was not how I wanted to first encounter it, but yes we do now know the face of our enemy." Malzahar suddenly spits out his ale. "Really!?!?!" he shouts. "You are going to take that away from me as well! How many times do I have to say I am sorry." Malzahar stands up and storms out of the bar. And a moment later the inn creaks again in a sound similar to snickering. The barback stands up, and walks to the corner to retrieve Malzahar's ale, which now lays on the floor. He picks it up and takes a sip. "It's sour!" exclaims the barback. "How the hell did that happen?"
<<This bad luck is actually happening in real life too, I almost didn't want to play todays session. I managed to cut myself not only once, but 5 times. Soda spilled on me immediately after buying it. Now I'm sick.>> Edit : Twisted ankle.
<<More proof that Matt is actually a wizard.>>
<<Recap for 3/2/16 featuring Orma, Rocky, Alux and Malzahar>> Produced and Directed by Matt's monster dice rolls.  With special guest stars Gith soldiers and The Fire cult Orma had taken to coughing up a lung since his foray into the Azer fire cult base. He pressed Blizzard Benson against the various burn and singe marks from the adventure and took a long swig of ale. Rocky looked significantly worse as he lounged next to Orma and borrowed the frostbrand longsword to press against his burns which had concentrated on his hands and knuckles.  "Let's take a break from fire cults for a while," Rocky mused. "They burn all my sleeping trees and they are incredibly painful to punch." Malzahar was ineffectively attempting to beat Alux at game of dragon dice nearby. Whatever fell luck had fallen upon him was still alive and well as he spilled his drink on his cloths. Alux simply chuckled to himself "Thor knows blowing up their home was the last thing I expected." He continues "damn invisible high priest blew up whatever treasure was in the mountain with him"  Enicorin made his way over to the group. He asked to know more about the encounter with a slight twitch in his eyes. He had after all fought the fire cult himself. Orma explained that the town wanted the Fire Cult base by the giants eliminated. The base was a dwarven stronghold full of fire dwarves called Azers and fiery snakemen known as Salamanders. The party's first attempt to enter was met with a stone door being shut in their face. Returning to the forest to rest and come up with a new way to enter the base was met with an attack by the Gith during the night which Alux handedly destroyed with a well employed lightning storm. The next morning had Alux shape the earth of the stone entrance into a door for our use.  Then the fighting began full force then, with countless Azers assaulting our party and one leading us on a merry chase into their garbage disposal, a massive Otuygh. Upon slaying the monster more Azer appeared with their Salamander commander. Although the fight was won we were very weakened and the high priest cloaked in invisibility began firing spells at us. We had no choice but to leave the base and rest. During our rest a great flame lion arose from the mountain as the base itself was destroyed with a volcano force explosion. Rocky evenhandedly defeated the fire lion with a stunning combination of blows. Beyond that we can confirm that Malzahar likely pissed off some foul hag who cursed him with fell luck and that there wasn't much left of the base to loot.  With that Orma got up to leave. He had interesting heads to work into masks as of recently.
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Rock begins to pridefully account how he (near) single handedly defeated the reincarnation of the fire lion that had taken his arm once before. This time I saw him coming and was ready, the thing sprinted at max speed becoming a giant sentient fireball as it charged into our party. Before becoming corporeal in front of me. How ever this time with a single well placed punch I incapacitated the creature before unloading a volley of 4 more with about half of them tearing into the very soul flame of this creature(crits), before it fell to the ground defeated.We then put the thing out of its misery in a coup de grace(I imagine rocky butchers pronunciation on this and no one knows what he is talking about)
<< Recap: 03/03/2016; Brenna, Turki, Rocy, Enicorin. Thanks for the game folks! >> The bar sits mostly empty in the afternoon. Only a single patron sits by the bar, a new arrival to the town, with nothing better to do on his first day in the town. The barback sits by the corner table studying some left over books from Turki's reserarch on he cloak of elven kind. Turki had originally abandoned his plans to build one, but ever since the General Ikseliad had laid the mission in front of Superior Flour, Turki had redoubled his efforts. The barback was double checking the construction steps. The front door of the Rusty Spoke Tavern and Inn, opens with a creak and bleeds the noon sun into the bar room area. Into the bar walks, Brenna, Turki, Enicorin and Rocky walk into the bar. Rocky the last to enter stands in the doorway and looks into the bar. "You know," Rocky says, "I am beginning to hate the wilds." "Good!" says Brenna without even looking at Brenna. She sits down by the fire, and begans to remove her boots. "That's how you know you are no longer a newbie. When you come to hate the wilds as much as we all do." Turki wanders over to the bar and begins counting out the bronze coins for some ale. The barback puts down the books and wanders behind the bar, and starts pouring some ale. "I take it things did not go well," the barback says while pouring the last tankard. "When does it go right?" Turki says, while double checking his coins. He was running out of money again. The barback takes the coins and sets down the ales. Turki picks up one and takes a long pull. "We have met the third of four. Gemma is her name, and she desires treasure. She was the one who crafted the scrying gem. And while she seems disinterested in the politics of Ikseliad, and Illothar, she was quite interested in making us her slaves. We convinced her that we would be better used in the wilds of adventurers, but she would only let us go if we all agreed to wipe out the Formor in a month's time or so. "Other than that we discovered the lair of the white dragon. He is definitely awake, though he being fed a steady diet of Yetis by his Minotaur guard. In addition to some creepy crawly things as well. We decided against that battle for the time being." Turki takes another pull. "I feel like a banker these days. I owe too many debts, and see no way to lie or cheat my way out of them." The barback nods his head. "And the rumors about what the fairy princess said. That a great fire elemental that created this continent would soon awake and wreak havoc on us all." Turki sighs. "One problem at a time, my boy, one problem at a time." Turki grabs the ales and heads for the plush chairs. The adventurers toast and settle down to figure out how to wipe out the Formor.
Recap: 3/6/16 “Of course it was Turki who first proposed the quest to kill the frost wyrm. Something about getting a mirror for a dryad, he said. It is always something, Barney.” The sturdy woman at the large anvil bends a series of long metal pieces into a precise shape with her hammer. “Brenna agreed with the plan, but the others, Orma and Malhazar, were against. Me, I could not decide. They all think of the risk and the reward of battle. They reckon the odds of victory and defeat. But they never reckon what they lose even in victory. I am afraid Barney. Sure, a frost wyrm might be dangerous to us, but there are much greater dangers to worry about. I am afraid that the time will come when we wish there still was a great white dragon living on that mountain. Now it is gone. One door opens, another closes.” “The so-called CEO was able to convince the rest though, and we set off. As we rowed across the Bay towards the northern mountains, I wondered if this was how my great grandmothers and grandfathers felt when they first sailed down from the North to Virithon. Did they sense the danger ahead? Were they ready to face a legendary beast in an epic battle that would be retold for ages? How could they have possibly known that their dreams would be shattered not by a monster of legend, but by a monster of men, the Empire?” Illoa falls silent in thought. Then looks up and resumes. “I have lost my way. The frost wyrm was indeed as dangerous as they said. It battered us with wind and scale. It froze us with ice. It was larger than this smithy and its teeth were the size of those swords. We were lost before its ancient power of cold and death. . . . until Orma showed us, showed me, what I never dreamed I would see. He blew his bronze horn, and the old warriors of the North answered. Charging forward against the wyrm, they fought the battle that history had taken from them. Orma gave them back their destiny, and they gave us victory.” “And among those fallen warriors of the North were the ones I owe my life to. They wait for me. They wait for me to redeem their memories. But I am too slow. The end comes too soon . . .” <<Thanks for the game folks, see you next time!>>
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Session: 08/03/16 Benson sits down with Brenna as she coughs and sneezes. Benson slides a hot glass of tea across the table and pulls up his scarf to cover his "mouth". "Brenna, you really gotta stop coughing like that. That's how plagues spread." Brenna rubs her hands together to try and stay warm. She pulls up the bear pelt around her and stirs her tea slowly. "Oh please. You CAN'T get sick. Turns out these boots block cold out really well but do nothing against catching that Udrus flu. I guess that's what happens when you fight horridly repulsive creatures such as Fomorians." "That sword I made you didn't help? My swords should always help..." Benson ponders for a minute as to whether his swords weren't forged by a godlike deity, or if Brenna was just incompetent. "Your sword did help in that battle, if only those Fomorians didn't have gorgons. Those really turned the tide in their favour. Turki, Alux, Rocky and Malzahar did most of the damage, I just made sure they stayed alive. When I did swing your sword, it made its mark." "Good! As always, my swords are the best! Even better than Barney or that scary woman at the smithy." Brenna chuckles at Benson and pulls out some gloves from her pack, another attempt at trying to stay warm. "If only we could have cleared out those fomorians, then our debt would be settled. On the bright side, we did save Alux's brother. Remember that burly half-orc I was taking care of a few days ago? He's the on." Benson looks across the bar and sees Alux talking with the barkeep and raises a brow. "Half-orc?" "Yup." "His brother?" "Mhm." Benson shrugs and pulls out his notebook and begins to sketch designs for a very odd looking sword. Brenna takes a long sip from her cup and wipes her nose with a rag. "Benson... is this oil in my coffee?!?"
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<< Game 03/08/2016: Turki, Malzahar, Alux, Rocky, Brenna >> Turki sits at the bar sipping hot tea. The bar was completely empty, save for the lonely thief. The Udrus flu had returned with a vengenance, and had attacked all the adventurers, the entire staff of the Rusty Spoke, and three quarters of the town. Blackcloak had his hands full tending to all the sick in his grove, which meant the bar was entirely empty. Turki had been one of the few that had escaped the flu. Maybe my reflexes have become so quick, I can now dodge the germs.  Turki thought to himself with a little smirk. The damned disease seemed to follow the adventurers down off the mountain. Chasing them faster and farther than the Formor and scary metal gorgon bulls they had fled. Turki takes another long sip of tea. Ugh what I really need is whiskey.  Turki stares into the cup for a moment, looking at his reflection in the clear liquid. As he stares into his own eyes, the image begins to slightly shift and his reflection begins to grin in a wide jackal like smile. "Gods-damnit!" Turki screams, as he slams the cup down. In a moment of frustration, Turki shouts out to the air above his head, "I am working on it!" He takes a big sigh. Nothing was going to plan. Turki still needed to begin Ikseliad's crazy time quest. The assault against the Formor had failed, which meant he would have some angry earth elementals chasing him. And while he was busy being the punching bag of these outer-planar travelers, the real threat, the fiery god like being that created this god awful continent, was coming back unaccosted with unknown but probably terrible consequences to the little town of Udro and even possibly the Empire itself. Not that Turki much cared for the Empire. But he had grown fond of his brethen here. And there was also his Uncle. Somewhere on the main continent was his only family. Turki figured, that with the way things were going, the first thing that damn fiery god would do was find his uncle's bakery and smash it to pieces. The world was falling apart directly onto the few things that Turki cared about. Turki steadies his breath, concentrating on the sound of the ocean. One of the strange side-effects of the Ring of Elemental Water Command was the constant sound of the ocean in his ears. At first he found it annoying, but over a few days he learned to use the sound as an aid for calming and meditation. He closes his eyes and focuses. I am still alive, I know more than I did before, and Ikseliad never got my blood.  He takes a deep breath. Like all locks, this problem can be unlocked. Steady hands, patience, and a bit of luck will get me through this. Turki stops breathing and his own lips start to form a grin. T he problem is that up until now, I have been a piece on the board of other players. Perhaps, I can entice the players to make a mistake. An offer, a hook that is what I need. Somewhere on this board is a prize that will make one of these players take a chance and roll a die. Turki gets up from the bar and walks around it to the liquor cabinet. He picks the lock and pulls out the bottle of whiskey. He pours himself a glass. And I play with loaded die. Turki downs the shot, and heads out of the bar towards the Exchange of the Wilds.
Recap 3/17/16 “There wasn’t any other pressing danger to deal with, so Brenna, Mazahar, Orma, and I decided to explore west of what was once the orc valley. That was when the trouble started. Are you listening to me Turki and the rest of you?!” The Rusty Spoke is busy, with drink, music, and dancing in abundance. Illoa slams her gauntleted fist into the table. “This is important!” She continues, in a quiet voice. “Brenna was leading us along the southern bank of the river when she spotted a large, well-made and quadruple locked chest floating amid some tree roots. We pulled it ashore and she started working on opening it. Just then four trolls charged up and tried to take the chest! We managed to kill them, and soon found out why they wanted it.” “It had the Eye of Grummsh inside. At first I didn’t recognize it, but when Brenna told us, I knew that I had seen it before. I had seen it on the orcish banners captured by the warriors of Whitehold in the Empire’s war of the North. I had seen those banners, those trophies of battle, every day. Every day that cursed eye reminded me of my father, who died fighting that war.” “I don’t know how the Eye ended up in a chest on the river, but after we opened it dark elves started attacking us. They want it badly, and who knows what they will do with it? We barely survived a nighttime ambush by two dark elf assassins, a priestess, a wizard, and a nightmarish half-spider monster. We fled eastward to escape their constant attacks.” “The Eye must be destroyed. Orma and Brenna would not agree though. They think it can be used as a bargaining chip to make an alliance with the orcs of Udrus. They gave it to the dragon Mirroth for safekeeping.” “This is a mistake. Brenna will not tell me how it is to be done, but I will see that horrible thing destroyed. The god of the orcs is not a charitable one! Nothing good can come from the Eye of Grummsh! If we have a chance to be rid of it forever, it is a chance we cannot miss. And . . . it is a chance . . . I . . . cannot miss . . . to redeem the memories of the dead.” “Who will stand with me on this quest?! Who among you would have tales sung about them and histories written about them, as the ones who ended this great evil?!” <<Sweet game folks. One question: did anyone take the Ring of Jumping? If not Illoa will take it because sometimes mobility is a problem for her. If someone else wants it go ahead though, no problem!>>
Recap 3/21/15 Malzahar is seen sitting at the bar with Alux, "Do you like me as a sugar daddy? I mean I may be younger than you but. You could be into that too right?" Malzahar says with a chuckle. Alux sighs but bats off Malzahar's comment, holding up his newly attuned Giants Bane. "Thank you Malzahar, Thor sends his regards. I am in your service for your generous donation."  Malzahar coughs very loudly, "My donation of how much?" Alux mutters under his breath, "By Thor's hammer." Alux swallows his saliva and says "Thank you Malzahar for your generous donation of 4000 Gold." The entire tavern erupts into chaos. "4000 Gold?" You hear multiple times from the many drunkards in the tavern "Do you know how much women and ale I could buy with 4000 Gold?" you continue to hear chatter of how many would spend the money...much not to Malzahar's innocent ears. Thugs begin to start circling Malzahar, "So you some type of noble or something? Some time of lord from a far away land made of diamonds?" They begin to chuckle at each other.  Taking these thugs for new fans Malzahar grins and says without any hesitation, "I killed a dragon." The tavern filled with laugher and chatter is then completely silent. "Who casted silence!?" Malzahar says with a confused face. "...I guess no one did seeing as I could talk---" One thug looking more burly than the rest of the thugs step forward and says "Kid, I don't like liars." picking up Malzahar by the collar. Alux stands up raising Giants Bane, "Think wisely about your next move, or so help me I will show you why Thor is the one and true god." Malzahar deters Alux from assisting him in his current situation by waving his hand away. Malzahar stares at the thug holding him by his collar and a chill enters the room. "If you don't believe me, what are you going to do about it." Malzahar giggles, pulling out a necklace that has a dragon tooth on it from under his shirt." The Thug embarrassed by a child and suffering a mid-life crisis and the already swaying loyalty of his friends does the only sensible thing to him at the moment, which for some reason is to beat a little kid near half to death. "You're gonna regret laughing." The thug throws a barrage of punches then one more full swing towards Malzahar's face sending him flying. Malzahar hits the floor with a loud thud then moments later a frost develops covering both of his fist slowly engulfing his entire body. Malzahar gets up from the floor and dust himself off completely unharmed and laughs quite hard at the Thugs dismay. "Why are you still standing?...I think I forgot something." After pondering for a few seconds Malzahar slaps himself on the cheeks with both hands "Oh, I remember now!" Malzahar points his left index finger towards this Thug frosting over and then suddenly he is surrounded by flames. "That should fix the frost." At this point the Thug is screaming while being put out by his friends who seem to be scared but are laughing it off. "KILL HIM!" is said by the disfigured Thug. Rocky enters the pub looking very weary. "WHATS WITH ALL THE NOISE!" he screams at the top of his lungs.  Malzahar jumps on top of the table he is sitting at and stands in a triumphant pose "My greatest creation!" "I swear, Malzahar." Rocky takes a long yawn and continues his sentence. "If you don't shut up right now...I WILL actually kill you." Malzahar morphs into Rocky "Why don't you take out your rage on these guys real quick?" Rocky looks confused but then realizes a group of 8 Thugs one with a disfigured face charging at Malzahar and Sprints over to his defense. "Challenge Mode!" Malzahar polymorphs Rocky into an not so Giant Ape and watches as Rocky precedes to destroy the group of thugs within an instant. Rocky grunts and starts making monkey screeches and chatters. "Yeah, yeah I know. It wasn't as hard as the Giths, but then again those weren't too hard either." Malzahar reverts Rockys form back into that of a human and Rocky runs over to Malzahar at full speed and punching him on top of his head in a playful way. "Stop pissing people off." <<Looking forward to more synergies with characters I got a new spell from invocation called Bestow Curse and it allows me to give a curse to people. I wouldn't mind receiving some ideas on alternative curses, oh yeah and since I cast it as a level 5 it's no longer concentrated and it last for 8 hours.>> You touch a creature, and that creature must succeed on a Wisdom saving throw or become cursed for the duration of the spell. When you cast this spell, choose the nature of the curse from the following options: • Choose one ability score. While cursed, the target has disadvantage on ability checks and saving throws made with that ability score. • While cursed, the target has disadvantage on attack rolls against you. • While cursed, the target must make a Wisdom saving throw at the start of each of its turns. If it fails, it wastes its acton that turn doing nothing. • While the target is cursed, your attacks and spells deal an extra 1d8 necrotic damage to the target. A remove curse spell ends this effect. At the DM’s option, you may choose an alternative curse effect, but it should be no more powerful than those described above. The DM has final say on such a curse’s effect.
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Adding to the 3/21/15 recap Orma sits in his mask shop weary and worried. The normal nightmares of red dragons and vampires dragging away his friends had recently faded and been replaced with dreams of Drow, dark rituals and the amber encased eye of Gruumsh. He notes Benson's entrance to the shop with a curt nod.  "Your shop is immaculate and looks to be recently refurnished yet you sit here and don't even devote to your craft. For a mighty warrior artisan you continually disappoint me." Benson grumbles as he swings a sword around. This particular blade looked to be made of stained glass but with a swift motion he slices an old stool in two. Orma picks up a drow head from a nearby stand, the pungent smell of the tanning fluids waft into Orma's nostrils but where that smell ruined his first day in Udrus it was now welcome and comforting. "I know the fell mountain they live in now. The place they keep the eye of a damned god! Our party is equipped with the weapons of great power and we are even safe during the night due to a magic staff, how can I make something as trivial as masks at such a pivotal moment for Udrus?"  "Easy," Benson notes "you relax and let your hands do as they have always have; whether with paintbrush or severed head. You enjoy your charmed life in this town before you get eaten by another monster centipede. Trust me it'll make you appreciate the simple life even more." He tosses Orma a bright blue spider's head. "As my magical skeleton roommate I suppose I have to defer to you in theses matters." Orma quips catching it and looking it over. It still held a faint magic almost like it would disappear into the ethereal realm at any moment. He gives a thought to the spells he would imbue it with and begins to work. Outside is the faint sound of a bar fight likely started by Malzahar and at the very least finished by Rocky.  On an unrelated note Orma has finished the Shrine to Thor for Alux and it is currently in the garden where the shrine to Brenna's Deity was placed.  PS Mirroth the dragon got beat up by drow and lost hold of the eye. Time is of the essence when it comes to destroying them.