RP Thread: Into The Void: A New Beginning

"I am Athena Polyxena, I was a Cronese soldier, Then I was a mercenary, until I was picked up by Xim. He killed the rest of the unit and took me captive." Athena Responds .

Jeb finishes undoing his belt and sets it in the chair. "Well we're no friends of Xim's.....at least not anymore. Pretty sure we're at the top of his shit list right now." Jeb then untucks his shirt and begins to unbutton it. "So if vengeance is your thing, you're on the right ship."

" Good ." Athena responses.

Jeb finishes unbuttoning his shirt and removes it before setting it in the chair. "So now that, that is out of the way. Who's setting up those guns?" Jeb kicks his boots off, before removing his pants and kicking them under the chair.

"I can help, Mr......?" Athena responds.

Jeb tips his hat. "The name's Jebidiah, but you can call me Jeb. Most of these guys do, 'cept Leoni over there, she calls me Jebby an she's the only one who gets to...mostly cuz if I tried to make her stop I'm sure she'd sneak a live grenade in my pocket or sumthin." Jeb drops his underwear to the ground and puts his boots back on. "Pleasure to meet ya."

Athena puts her hands over her eyes. "Uhm... Is there a reason you are undressing?"

Leoni plops the last grenade into her bag and hefts it up onto the table, one hand resting on her hip while her security tool tapped lightly against her lip. "My, my Jebby. No mommy tattoo on your butt cheek? No cliche dinner plate along your back? Hmmm I'm honestly surprised you haven't painted the canvas at all. Oh well..." With a shrug Leoni moved past Jeb to get her grenades into a less central area, looking over her shoulder with a grin. "Little to the right, Jebby. " The petite girl seemed rather apathetic towards Athena's plight as she took a sip of water before offering it to the seemingly shy girl. "Might as well enjoy the view. I haven't seen a naked cowboy in a long while."

"No reason in particular, just figured ya'll would appreciate sumthin nice to look at for a bit." Jeb places his hands in the small of his back before slowly leaning backwards, thrusting his hips forward slightly and popping his back as he does so. "Well if you're that upset about it, why not go grab ya a brush and you can paint the canvas yourself if ya'd like. Now that I'm a little more comfortable, anybody got anything needs doin?"

"Oh I would Jebby, see problem is I don't have any paints, never had paints actually now that I think about it, unless...nah that doesn't count. So it looks like you are just straight out of luck." Jokingly Leoni snaps her fingers in disapproval before putting her hand back on her hip with a long, lazy yawn.  "You could always help someone else with their jobs. Sure you might not be all that great at fixing most things but handing tools off can be important. Just a suggestion, or you can keep standing there. Up to you."

"Looks like paint is next on the list of things we need to get. Hell we can get enough for everybody, make it a group project, or would you prefer to have the canvas all to yourself?" Jeb leans over and grabs another smoke and lights it. "I got plenty of tool to hand off, but I can stand here all day. I'm fine with either. Actually now that I think about it, I might stand here a bit longer, and since I am standing here for ya'lls benefit I might as well take suggestions."

Putting the water away with a thud, Leoni put on the sweetest and quite possibly, most alarming smile anyone had ever seen from her. "Jebby, if you handle your tool like how you kiss it's a wonder any woman let's you use it in the first place, so hush now, just look pretty." The small woman took this time to plop down in a chair, hanging off of the arms upside down in a plain display or boredom.  "Hey I said a little to the left!"

" Is it a good idea to not be wearing any of your space suit while we're still fixing the integrity of this vessel? That sounds dangerous, we may also face retribution from Xim's men on station for destroying his salvage operation and his...slavery operation. " Wreck's voice is heard over the intercom " Also, I have figured out most of the security system and the camera's are recording everything for posterity. "

"Believe me I can handle my tool just fine thank you, there's a few bowlegged ladies who's names I can't recall who can attest to that." Jeb steps a bit to the left taking a puff from his cigarette as he does so. "Buuuut, if you're that worried about it. Why don't we go to the back of the ship and you can give me a few pointers."

Jeb looks around for the nearest camera, he then turns to face it before doing the "helicopter". "Why don't you record that buddy. Hell see if you can make copies, we maybe be able to sell a few while we're here."

Leoni started to laugh so hard she almost fell out of her chair before sitting up properly to look at Jeb. "Why so I can add to the list of ladies you can't be fucked to remember? Yeah right. Either way you know what this means." There was a pause as Leon sniffled another series of snorts and giggles. "If this is being recorded you are on the fast track to being an adult film star. Smile real pretty now for all those adoring fans you won't have." As Jeb begins to flail his member around Leoni shakes her head before flopping back down in the chair. "Or that, you could do that."

" Well, I believe if we are running low on funds, this should be...adequate, I think. Is Jebediah a good male specimen Leoni? Athena? "

"Oh believe me I'll remember you, the crazy ones are always hard to forget." Jeb stops flailing himself about before turning back to face Leoni. "Besides, you seem like you'd be fun enough to keep around for a good long while."

"If Jebby was willing to just stand there and look nice he would be a better male specimen, but I suppose he's not too bad overall." Again she yawned in a bored fashion, bouncing her feet around to some unheard tune before Jeb spoke again and slowly her head turned towards him. "Crazy!? I'll have you know this is just left over teenage angst. I had an excess of angst and rebellious nature...or something like that, fuck if I know. Certainly not crazy. Karl says so." The tapping of her feet stopped as she stood and walked towards Jeb with a bit of a bounce in her step.  "I'm fun enough to keep around eh?" She all but whispered to him while she stood there fiddling with her hair. There was a sudden rush of air as her hand came swinging down, making contact with his free floating testicles before she giggled a little. "Well if I'm supposed to be crazy I might as well act the part. Hope you can learn to dodge better in the future."

"Ooof." Jeb practically falls forward before placing a hand on Leoni's shoulder to brace himself. "Hmmf...that...uhh that hurt a bit. I think I might throw up." Jeb places a hand over his mouth before exhaling heavily. "No, no I'm...I'm good. Now, I believe we have work to do so we can get out of here. You know that way we don't die and all so you can continue to enjoy me in all my glory." Jeb then spins Leoni around rather quickly before giving her a nice firm slap on the ass. "So how about we get to it?"