I got one! ^o^ It was in Warhammer, I think. Back when I just started rp'ing. So it's a few years back. But I was playing this Minstrel or roguish type character in an all elf party. And while exploring this goblin cave, we all get exposed to this weird substance and all end up mutated horribly. I got black skin, one ended up gaining a LOT of weight, another got super strong, the lucky bastard and the rest I forgot. So then the mysterious dwarf that gave us the quest that lead us to the mutating substance shows up and reveals he's a mutant too. He's got goat legs. And well, the whole group is kinda miffed that they were essentially lead into a trap and so, impulsive youngster that I and my character was, she pulled her dagger and swung at the dwarf. She only meant to scare and/or wound him a little for betraying her and her friends and turning them into freaks. She only had a little dagger after all. But turned out she hit him bad and she'd forgotten her shiny new dagger was a magic dwarf and goblin slaying dagger, so she ends up slicing goaty-legs in half separating his dwarf body from his goat legs. Just as he was saying "wait, I can help!" too and all I could say after that was "whoops". xD I think the DM regretted giving us a magic goblin and dwarf slaying dagger just a little bit then. But I learned an important lesson: Don't attack if you don't mean to kill. Certainly not with weapons! xD Now, thinking back, maybe if I'd thought to punch the guy instead of slicing him up, things would have ended much differently. But then again, he turned me into a black elf! Which is so much more hilarious now that I know about the Drow! xD
