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Newt Flambeau with Salamander Spice Note: Incomplete Starring:  Bellavantors Diplomats, consisting of the Horizon Company ( Veger Rotses the Dragon Knight, Theltar Thultin the Shadow-Monk, Lucian Lampurge the Warlock/Sorcerer, Buchanon the Warforged Barbarian, Dysmas the Rogue-Thief, Invidia the Necromancer of Korth, Mollin Do’ar D’Thuranni the Monk and former Cleric, and T9 the futuristic war-forged), Cyprus Dumein the Privateer-Cleric of the Dol Arrah. Where : The Sapphire City , Quarter-Masters Store. Later, Salamander Grounds, and Abandoned Halls of the Old Dwarves . When : ??? Act I: The Forge Calls When the week ended the team found themselves seated in Dysmas’s palace room, gazing into the hearth sipping on drinks. T9 presented himself before the company officers and the newcomers. T9 had discovered a secret. In a trade manuscript from House Cannith, the premiere magitech manufacturer of Khorvaire, had a secret workshop here in the under-dark, and inside it the legendary Soul Forge. This artefact that created Buchanon may in fact be able to reactivate him. With acute memory and masterful dexterity T9 was able to draw an image of the city of Sapphires, the roads in the surrounding area and the location of the soul forge. But T9 warns that it is deep within Khyber, close to a stream of magma making it a very perilous place for them all. The team nodded and agreed to accompany him, but before departing they decide to purchase some potions of fire resistance. Thus, they travel up-city till they reach their local Quartermaster and offer to sell the three mithril limbs they salvaged from the Mithril Golems of Makers Island. In the process they accrued a whopping 30,000 golden pieces! Both Dysmas and Invidia wept at the amount, but for different reasons – the former in joy, and the latter in grief for the loss of the other suit of mithril. The Quartermaster offered to make them some armor without considering the material costs and the party agreed that a suit of mithril plate armor was worthy investment by the Company. Both Cyprus and Dysmas choose to order some mithril items, Cyprus a large mithril buster sword, and Dysmas a far simpler longsword with the finesse of a rapier. After splitting the 30k profits in half, one half for all of them and the other for the company, they spend some of their new earned profits to purchase the potions of fire resistance needed to deal with the workshop. Now dressed in gear the partied sallied out of one of the many secret passages in the city, and as they leave they witness the Golems of Makers Island all along the watchtower, easily repelling the invading forces and crippling the enemies’ offensive capabilities. They could afford the time to resurrect Buchanon. Act II: Salamander Spice They spent a week on the road to the Cannith facility, and en route they encountered lizard-borne merchants from the Dwarven city of Gragylstug. The party is finally able to unburden themselves of the barrel of go-gurt that they brought into Khyber and instead get some proper food. Lizard jerky. Thus, they proceeded forth and eventually begun their descent as the air grew hot, and those of the company in full armor had to swelter. they grey close to a river of lava. Across it was a simple bridge, and below a ravine of magma flowed. All around them firebugs crawled closer, curious about the newcomers. Cyprus used his flight to ferry four company men across the ravine, while Veger and Theltar teleported across with their respective abilities. They followed the path which winded and descended even further through the molten caverns, lit by the light of the magma rivers before they found the lone bridge. Across the bridge were two strange creatures, lizards that stood as tall as men, with red skin and flared frills over their heads and necks, spears in hand. To their left the river led to a den, and within the river itself smaller lizard-men popped up to see the commotion. Cyprus recognized them as Salamanders of the Plane of Fire. These humanoids were birthed from eggs, transform into fire snakes and eventually became humanoids that could grow to unimaginable proportions. He cautioned against violence – such creatures would make lethal enemies. Lucian took Cyprus’ piece of caution, and began negotiating with the guards using Invidia’s telepathic. During which he noticed that both the guards looked identical, and neither, upon asking, identified themselves with names. They tactlessly informed the team that they would protect their mating grounds, and stop any from passing through it. Especially since the last time, when a group of dwarves marched in. Lucian attempted to assure them that the team meant the Salamanders and their mating grounds no harm at all, and even offered to complete a challenge to gain their trust. still the guards refused. But in the process Lucian was able to gain a few nuggets of information. Firstly, that the Salamanders were allied with the Fire Newts, another resident of the Plane of Fire, who were notorious for their religious fervor and militancy. Secondly, that their favorite food was something called ‘Clever leaf Fire grass’ that only grow in the plane of fire. Invidia, deducing that this fire-grass must have been spicy decides that the best course of diplomacy was cooking. In a few minutes he pulled out the seeds of the worlds hottest pepper, tossed it in a sauce and created one of the spiciest sauces in mortal history. He then offers it to the Guards, who hesitantly dig in. They are enamored with the spice, and ask for a second batch to present it to the elders. Invidia agrees, and while he cooks up a second batch (that was almost good as the first) one of the Salamander guards summoned the elders to the bridge. When they arrived, they realized that Cyprus was not exaggerating – the oldest Salamanders could have towered over a sword tooth titan (T-Rex for you plebeians) at a staggering 60ft tall. They were flanked by smaller, but still incredibly large Salamders of 30ft in height. Invidia served up his sauce, and the Elders are impressed, suggesting that the Salamders society was a gerontocracy. Cyprus piped up, noting that no has documented the age of Salamanders for they were so long lived. The elders inquired as to the party’s motives and they freely admitted that they wished to rescue a friend using the Forge. The Elders replied with a warning that none of the ‘short stumpy ones’ returned from their excursion. Additionally, they warned the party that the Fire-Newts were led by a fire giant, who they believed to be a God and the descendant of a great prince of fire. Upon hearing of this giant Dysmas reminisced aloud about the Hill Giant gang leader of the Jotund, known as Andre the Giant who wore a tie as a loincloth, and has a penis called the 8 th Wonder of the World. Act III: Newt Flambeau Eventually the walls of the cavern gave way to complex halls. As Veger stood by the walls he realized that these were made by dwarves. Anticipating enemies, the team began sneaking through the complex. Eventually they spot a beam of light pouring out of a door from a fire. Surrounding the fire were three humanoids – Fire newts. The teams decided to ambush them, but poor communication results in the party rushing into the small room and slaughtering the poor fools. They proceeded past the guards’ room and came across another ravine of magma, with two bridges that spanned over it, one of which had an archer’s turret placed on it. I drew this image to help the reader visualize it. [to be completed]
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Chapter LII: T9 Starring:  Bellavantors Diplomats, consisting of the Horizon Company ( Veger Rotses the Dragon Knight, Theltar Thultin the Shadow-Monk, Lucian Lampurge the Warlock/Sorcerer, Buchanon the Warforged Barbarian, Dysmas the Rogue-Thief, Invidia the Necromancer of Korth (And his manservant Mai Butler ), Mollin Do’ar D’Thuranni the Monk and former Cleric, T9 the futuristic war-forged,and newest member Cyprus Dumein the Privateer-Cleric of the Dol Arrah.)and Boreas , the Dragon of Frostfell. Where:   House Cannith Secret Research Facility When: 909 YK, Shrugs [Disclaimer: Everyone is confused as to who the author is, and thus I shall reveal myself. I am Orco the Witnesser, named such because I beheld the greatness of Lucian Lampurge who defeated my brothers in war, and guided me away from the false Blue god. And no, I did not join him simply to survive, and certainly not because if I returned to Mror Holds my brethren would kill me for being a traitor. No, I travel with Master Lampurge because I chose to. Also, yes, the rumors are true I am in fact a bearer of the greater dragon mark of shadows, hence my invisibility. And no, I am not telling you the truth. ] Their day begins with the party wandering down the halls of the Cannith Facility, as Master Lucian challenged Dysmas to an up-high-down-low-too-slow, which he narrowly lost. Soon the narrow halls of the facility opened up to reveal narrow stone paths surrounded by pools of lava, and the team slowly approached it. In the second hall of its kind they discovered another set of dragon’s bones and the team prepared for another one of Lucians visions. When he collapsed the world turned away from the halls of Cannith to the burning city in his visions. Standing in the center of the city he chose to walk towards the gargantuan cathedral that towered over the burning landscape. as he walked towards it he spotted a rainbow-like object dart over the horizon, and found himself standing before the massive doors – too large for any normal civilization. Using his block and tackle he pulled the doors opened and entered. Meanwhile the group stood over Lucians unconscious body, waiting to see if his clothes would spontaneously combust. Veger, Invidia and Theltar took bets on how long the vision would take. All the while they noticed that the bones of the beast were vibrating, but thought nothing of it. Lucian gazed upon the cathedral for it was collosal and beautiful. The halls stretched upwards into darkness, but the rest of the building was filled with light. As he looked into the halls he saw a great dragon that easily fitted inside the halls of this great structure, made of all the colors of the rainbow, meshing into a pure white. The Blacksheep stood forth and asked it to help him discover his heritage as per the instructions of the red dragon in the fields of fire. The Dragon replied that there is only one place where he can discover his ancestry and that is at home, at his family manor in Taer Valestras. He also asked the White Dragon why he had white hair when he was exposed to the positive plan of energy, and his reply was that its magic. Duh. When Lucian awoke the team pulled him up and began grilling him for information. Veger won the bet, and Invidia had to cough up, and Lucian told them that he had to return home. Dysmas was slightly frustrated with Lucian for failing to ask where the Great Black Dragon that closed the gates to Xoriat was, and so borrowed a quill, ink and parchment from Invidia and wrote a reminder and safely tucked it in the nobles’ front pocket. The team looked down and realized the shaking bones did not cease, but instead intensified. Sensing combat Dysmas, Invidia, and I all chose to tactically retreat, while Lucian, Veger, Cyprus, Theltar, Mollin and T9 stood their ground. The bones arose and knitted into a bone dragon, and a skirmish commenced. Now dear reader, I must warn you that I could not effectively note down the entire battle swing for swing for it took mere minutes to conclude. An acute reader may remember my history with dragons, and thus I chose to utilize my abilities outside its sphere of influence. To make up, I used the time to draw this crude map of the battle. When the beast fell upon the party its breath was not fire, but a cloud of fog that paralyzed all the front-line fighters, save Mai Butler. Mollin, Veger and Cyrpus were able to shake it off, and they fell upon the beast. Veger sprouted dragon’s wings and flew up to engage with it. While their comrades engaged it, the rear party also did battle as Invidia pulled up a wall of force to push the beast back and prevent it from harming more allies. In response the beast rose up into the air and began attacking. Meanwhile Lucian was still under the effects of the paralysis in the thick of the battle. Dysmas was in the rear firing silvered arrows at the beast, but upon seeing Invidia push forward and drag Lucians body back he assisted. Meanwhile Cyprus was able to use his spell-casting and his martial prowess to hold the beast in place, but alas it was not enough to prevent the Dragon from knocking Veger prone. Meanwhile Mollin, who still laid by the edge of the platform inches from the Lava, fully aware of what was going on finally had arisen, and charged the beast swinging his scythe. Invidia still in the rear saw this as an opportunity and cast the polymorph spell on him as he charged – transforming him into a sword tooth titan. With razor maws Mollin bit into the beast and slew it. The team gave a collective sigh of relief, and the Dragon replied with a spectral ‘Fuck You’ and became ethereal. The team leapt back into battle, and in the process Veger was knocked out of the air as the spectral dragon arose. Pressing the advantage the dragon approached midair, and around him a thick fog grew heavily obscuring the battle field. Cyprus stepped closer and attempt to use his magic to bring Veger back into the battle, but failed when he was smacked in the face with the dragons’ spectral tail knocking him down as well. Dysmas slinked into the fray and pulled him back up again, while the rest of the team laid down cover. Now in the thick of it the Spectral Dragon pressed again, this time inspiring fear in the Horizon Company. Lucian who finally woke himself from his paralysis stepped forth and began hurling eldritch blasts at it, but was still gripped by fear. He turned Dysmas invisible, so that the thief could act as a field medic. Over the course of the battle Veger was knocked down again, and Invidia stepped in to put the pressure on the Dragon, placing the wall of force beneath it and attempted to press it into the ceiling. It disappeared for a few seconds before descending from the ceiling upon the front line, unleashing a second aura of fear, and knocking Mai Butler, Theltar and Dysmas unconscious. While Mollin desperately fought the spectral dragon, Invidia was in the rear expending most of slots to save the team, and Lucian was flinging spells with furious vigor. Ultimately it was Cyprus who was able to unleash the killing blow, summoning her Aasimar Guardian in the form of a mighty golden dragon composed of light that descended upon the silver spectre tearing it to shreds. The dragons bones soon began to dissolve, and in its place the figure of a pale human appeared. The team cautiously approached while simultaneously tending to the severely wounded. It first addressed Lucian, and called itself Boreas. Boreas revealed to the party that the thing they just fought was an unholy fusion of all the souls in the area, and given the image of him, the strongest of its victims. Thus he was not in control of its actions. In-fact, he revealed that while flying over the facility from its home in frostfell it was sucked into this soul vortex. He stated that he was willing to guide the party to the Soul Forge, the agent that bound all these lost souls, on the condition that they destroy it – for such was necessary to free him. The party agreed. Dysmas seizing his opportunity to press for more answers on the great black dragon grilled Boreas with no tact at all, asking where it was, and how to find it. Boreas replied that when the Great Black Dragon saved the world by training the druidic sect called the Gatekeepers and repelled the Xoriat invaders he achieved godhood. But in doing so he was sealed away, somewhere in Khorvaire with the rest of the Dragon Gods, and that to free him, was to free all the Gods. Boreas also stated that to do this one needed to undo the ritual that bound them, and at the moment he had little else to share, but he assured the party he would give them more information given he has enough time. Thus, battered and exhausted Boreas escorted the party down winding corridors and led them to the Soul Forge. Before it was a cozy waiting room, with plump cushions and small coffee tables, and it took the team all their energy not to slump down and rest. However, they pressed on and entered the Primary Chamber. Before them was a narrow cause-way that led to a circular slab of smooth cut rock, and below them lied an abyss of souls. There were no lights around, save six pedestals that surrounded the object of their desires. In the middle laid an unassuming anvil – the soul forge itself. Here is an image I drew of the location. The team approached wearily, and from the darkness above a small circular construct with a single blue robotic eye descended. The team recognized it as the keeper from their adventures at the Tower of Shadows in what is now the Mournlands, and Dysmas flew into a fit at the sight of it. Defensively the keeper identified itself as a related, but separate unit from the one stationed at the Tower of Shadows. Instead it was stationed here by… the keeper was not certain. It only knew two things; 1. How to assist in the creation of Warforged and 2. How to navigate the facility. The party surmised that this site must have also been built by the precursors, dating back 100’s of thousands of years ago, and was discovered by House Cannith. T9 used his abilities to project a vision of the past, when House Cannith still possessed this facility, and in it they saw workers shuffling to and pro, and amidst the din a young Beregar hammer in hand standing over the Soul-Forge. Invidia, who at this point in history may in fact be the leading authority on Soul Magic, began asking the keeper how the process worked. He discovered that were 6482 souls currently, but the facility could store up to 10,000, as well as the fact that Buchanon required the full capacity of the facility to power himself up, whereas T9 was far more efficient. The Wizard began questioning whether it was possible to use the forge to make Buchanons soul-processing-power (SPP) far more efficient, and while the Keeper replied the pair were interrupted by cry from Lucian. The group turned to see what had happened and found T9 standing by the Blacksheep, dagger hilt deep in his back. With a quiet and somber apology T9 revealed that as he had said when the group had first met him, his mission was to prevent the timeline he originated in from coming to fruition. To achieve this, he was tasked with going back in time and assassinating Beregar before the first Warforged was made, and then destroying the Soul-Forge itself. Lucian replied with a plea to cease this and talk it over, to find another solution, but also cast hellish rebuke in defense, bathing T9 in hellfire. T9 began to warp rapidly, attempting to use his time shifting abilities to travel back in time and assassinate the young Beregar from the vision. However, it realized that the it could not do so without the team interrupting the attempt. So it drove another dagger into his best friends chest, and with that Lucian collapsed. T9 teleported behind the battered Dysmas and stabbed him in the back. Without pause, he aimed over the man’s shoulder and fired a crossbow bolt at Mollin. Invidia attempting to disrupt its teleportation magic had cast polymorph on the construct but it resisted. Veger rushed in and attempted to grapple T9 and hold him in place, but T9 was too slick and slipped out of the way. Theltar stepped forth and attempted to cut T9 with two strokes of the reapers katana, but again T9 was just too agile. So, the monk settled on two flurry of blows, and was able to land one, but again failed at stunning the sleek machine. Mollin, seeing the others failing attempted and attempted to shove it into the abyss, but also failed. Cyprus instead used her healing word and raised both Lucian and Dysmas from the brink of death, and followed Mollins example and attempted to push it to its death, failing as the others had. T9 sidestepping all these attacks took another opportunity to attack Dysmas and eviscerated his stomach with his hidden blades, causing his intestines to fall out. The thief passed out from the shock. Veger seized this distraction as an opportunity and successfully grappled T9, who then responded by reversing time thus escaping Vegers grasp. Lucian now conscious, attempted to speak some sense into T9, begging him not to do this to himself, but the effect of his words were cut short by Dysmas, who called T9 a coward for submitting so meekly to his design, and attacked it. T9 seeing Cyprus as the biggest threat darted towards him, and cut him up bad enough that he passed out from the shock. Veger and Mollin in the meantime attempted to surround T9, with Mollin cutting off the exit, but being knocked out in the attempt, and Veger pressing the attack. Lucian again began pleading for a cessation of this violence, begging his friends to stop and consider. And it almost worked. Dysmas meanwhile used his healers kit to stabilize Cyprus’s injuries and bring Mollin back into the fold. T9’s façade cracked, and his anguish was overwhelming. His blade slotted back into his wrists and he began attacking non-lethally. In one fluid movement he ducked under one of Vegers swings, and elbowed him in the face, before kneeing Dysmas in the chin, knocking out both combatants. In a blur he teleported near the lip of the platform to start his time travelling process, but Theltar pursued with his reapers katana. Now all that remained was T9, Lucian and Invidia (who had expended all his spell slots). Lucian, who had not taken a combat stance stood over the lip of the chasm and begged T9 to stop. Lucian told his friend that he saw doubt in him, that he could never go ahead with this. If T9 he had come to love was still in there, he would not do this. With these remarks Lucian stepped off the edge and fell into the abyss. T9, meanwhile ducked under Theltar blows and knocked him out, before teleporting into the chasm, grabbing Lucian, and teleporting back to the narrow causeway. As T9 crouched to lay Lucian on the ground, Invidia gave a cry of exasperation at the teams’ futile attempts to stay alive, and hurled a firebolt at T9. It crashed straight into its head, and T9 laid there slowly twitching, its life fading from its body. Invidia stepped forth and picked up its still sparking body and approached the anvil. He asked the Keeper if he could transfer T9’s souls into Buchanons body, and the reply was affirmative. He glanced over his shoulder and looked at Lucian, and silently Lucian followed. They began the transferal process, which took an hour to complete. During that hour T9 passed away from his injuries. In two weeks, Buchanon shall return to his usual state. The party returned to consciousness after three hours, and in the meantime Lucian and Invidia shared a somber and tense silence. When the party is awake, they found Invidia asleep slumped by the anvil. The Horizon Company resumed their questioning of the Keeper, asking why House Cannith left (to perfect the technology in the form of Red the Warforged Dragon), and if they can take it with them (No, the Keeper must remain at the Workshop). Lucian slipped in one of T9s carved figures into its dead hands, before initiating the facilities self-destruct sequence. As the party turned their back on the forge which was slowly transforming into a swirling vortex of light, Lucian gave T9 a quiet eulogy. Before they all left they encountered Boreas who honored the teams earlier request to join the party as they attempted to stop the Realm of Xoriat from invading Eberron.
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Chapter LIII: SIEGE-BALL! Starring: The Horizon Company ( Veger Rotses the Dragon Knight, Lucian Lampurge the Warlock/Sorcerer, Dysmas the Rogue-Thief, Invidia the Necromancer of Korth (And his manservant Mai Butler ), and other members ), Boreas the Silver Dragon of Frostfell, Rhain Kael'las the Gloomstalking Bounty-Hunter and Kellan Harshwind the Sorceror Coach of Da Orcs Where : Abandoned Hall of Dwarves [Now the Temple of the North-Wind], Sapphire City, and Trolanport ( Thank the gods, I can see the sun again.) When: ? Act I: The End of the Fire-Newts As the party traced their path back to the Sapphire city they had found their way back to the abandoned halls of the dwarves, and the residents were curious. All 8000 of them who had flocked to witness the might of the Old Gods (Veger, Lucian and Dysmas). Instead the fire-newts were greeted by a silver dragon in the form of a mortal. Lo! Behold Boreas the Glorious! The fire-newts groveled at the feet of the new god, and one was even so bold to touch his feet. Boreas seized this new power, comfortable in a position of supremacy and ordered all 8000 to remain and guard the path to the Cannith Facility, and to kill those who sought it out. Lucian attempted to speak some sense into the Fire-Newts to inspire in them a sense of the self. His efforts failed, but not in the way he expected. His words did not fall on deaf ears – a small faction loyal to the Old Gods took up arms in the shadows. Many years later I discovered that therein lied the seed of their demise. The Old Guard waged a secret war against Archdeacon-who-touched-gods-feet, the leader of the Church of the Silver God, by subverting its narrative and converting its members. In the meantime, due to Boreas’ instructions the 8000 remained there slowly but steadily diminishing their resources, until eventually anarchy broke out and the fire-newts turned to cannibalism. But this was a slow death for them. I would not wish it upon even my enemies. Even those smug thunder dwarves. Act II : Breaking the Siege of Sapphire City When the company returned to the city Lucian attempted to pull of one of his trademark pranks on the dwarf that guarded the secret entrances. He had cast greater invisibility on himself, and snuck up the tunnel. Instead he was greeted by a golem who knew him by his name (Master and his comrades are very famous you know) and could also see him. The golem informed them that they had arrived just in time to witness the battle. The company rushed over to the parapets of the city wall and saw before them the host of orcs and goblins. Surrounding the invaders was a sea of steel, the combined forces of Gracklstugh from the rear, General Bostoks men from the flanks, and the Svirfneblin of the city from the front. The invaders stood no chance, even the psionic mind flayer bards in the rearguard who rang their cowbells to no avail. Upon hearing their bells, the golem informed master that the opposing mindflayers had convinced a neutral colony to steal the Mirror of The Avariel Queen for them in return for continued neutrality and protection. Hearing this, and witnessing the battle rage on below some members of the party leapt into battle. Boreas, who was still nude save a cloak, dashed over to the Quarter Masters compound alongside Dysmas and Invidia to fetch some armor, clothes and weapons. Meanwhile Lucian leapt of the parapet and transformed into a mighty giant eagle and attempted to aid in the battle. I thought he was majestic even if he did hit the magical barrier that surrounded the city and fell. Later he exited through the central gate and began taking on three tasks, Defending the Dragon-Alliance soldiers, Attacking the enemy to protect his men, and attempting to convince enemy soldiers to desert or surrender. He was very effective in his third objective with the Goblins, but this may simply be because they were all cowards who turned on their comrades the moment it became obvious the battle was lost. Meanwhile Veger rushed over to his Masters Sanctum, and there encountered his counterpart – the Thrikeen Dragonlancer. His name escapes me, for no one ever mentioned it. The two exchanged pleasantries about their mission to attain more magical items for Bellavantor, and the Dragonlancer pointed out that they were abundant in surface cities. He simply climbed the lamp posts and removed the glowing stones. He also stated that he had discovered the source of the messaging interference between the knights of Bellavantor – the mindflayers and flumphs had jammed psionic transmissions. Thus, he rectified this problem by killing all the flumphs. The dragon lancer also cryptically alluded to ‘the other’ another retainer of Bellavantor who had been corrupted somewhere in Sharn. The two agreed that eventually one had to find her and give her a merciful death. Afterwards Bellavantor dismissed his lancer, and Veger gave his report on the Soul Forge. It was destroyed, but House Cannith had stolen its designs. Additionaly Beregar was still very well informed on the process of creating a warforged. Bellavantor stated that it may be nessecary to steal the plans from House Cannith in the future. Meanwhile at the Quarter Masters shop Invidia ran into Dave the Necromancer of Korth, (who looked remarkably like Invidia. Do all Karrns look so similar?) Dave told Invidia that while the Necromancers of Korth were still underground they encountered an Elf and a Dwarf paladin, named Varus and Barlo respectively, who had come to arrest them. Naturally the pair failed, but were then resurrected and afterwards successfully used to broker an alliance with Bellavantor. But of the thousand Necromancers that fled into the underdark only two hundred and fifty, most of whom were the elder members of the group, chose to side with Bellavantor. The other seven hundred and fifty, most of whom were the younger and ambitious members, broke off and joined the Drow. Invidia and Dave noted that these separatists who joined the Drow were probably going to end up as necromatic sacrifices anyhow. As for Barlo (who fell in love with a dead woman? I’m not certain if this is a Karnnathi euphemism.) and Varus, they went to Gracklstugh to search for a set of die (again, not certain if he meant this literally). In addition to this Dave informed Invidia that his parents were safe in Korth (or as safe as one could be in Korth) and were pardoned by the government there. Thus, armed with a set of mithril plate armor, a mithril buster sword and a mithril longsword, the party returned to the battlefield. Boreas leaped into the fray with zeal. It was awe inspiring to watch the dragon rend orcs in twain with his massive buster sword. I did not think it possible, the things he committed that day. Meanwhile Dysmas acted as a field medic, tending to the wounded of both sides with his healer’s kit. He was also accompanied by a glowing cat that ran around healing people as well. Once the battle was won the victors settled down for a feast prepared by Invidia. It was very delicious, as usual. I am glad I know him. He is the best cook I have ever met. All his meals were prepared with a set of mithril cooking utensils. Amazing. Oh, and Alauriel had chosen to travel with Urlyn Tomtor while he travels the world playing that card game of his. I fear for that girl. She is so wise, and yet she cannot see the folly of her ways. Alas such is Love. Act III : Gloomstalker, Smooth-Talker After the celebrations the company took to the road so that they might return to the surface. En route they were attacked, as someone fired an arrow straight at Dysmas, that he narrowly dodged. Realizing the assailant was using darkness as a tool Master Lucian began tossing stones with the light spell cast on it, so that the rest of the party could pursue the attacker, while Invidia had cast a dome of force over the assailant. Veger was very adamant about killing the attacker when he realized that the primary target of the ambush was Lucian. Lucian sustained numerous wounds from arrows, but he was not the only casualty. When Invidia attempted to summon a Bigby’s Hand TM he failed somehow and passed gas so rancid that he poisoned himself. Meanwhile the assailant kept darting into the darkness, but for whatever reason no one could see him even if they were capable of darkvision. Eventually they cornered the attacker in the light, after Invidia used a command spell to force him to grovel, Boreas used his draconic power to inspire fear in him, and Lucian casted this spell I’ve never seen before that inhibited his skill greatly. Eventually they shackled him, took him prisoner and began interrogating him. The poor man. The ‘gloomstalker’ was adamant that Lucian was a monstrous criminal, and that he would uphold his contract to the Lampurges. Lucian recognized him as an well renowned and honorable bounty hunter that protected the weak and defeated the cruel. When the party told him, he had got it the other way around the Gloomstalker contested the claim, stating that a celestial would not keep the company of demonic warlocks, and no slaver would pay and treat his servants as fairly as the Lampurges did. Invidia used his arcane ability to surmise that the gloomstalker was under the effect of a rather powerful charm spell. Dysmas who was disappointed that he did not wet his new blade for the first time took the opportunity to cut the gloomstalkers cheek lightly. When Boreas the Glorious dispelled it the Gloomstalker came to his senses, with a rather attractive mix of gruntled annoyance, anger and confusion. He realized that the celestial he saw was a demon, and the servants were haggard and beaten slaves. He swore vengeance on the Lampurges. Master Lucian was reluctant to unshackle him but saw no point in keeping him bound. Thus, he arose from his bonds and offered Lucian a handshake, that the Master refused to accept. Master claimed that his brothers pulled similar tricks like this before. One time a brother hid a snake in a false hand. He also had another story involving a pony, a goblin and a pony. I jotted that one down on my joke materials list. It would be much funnier if it were not so saddening. His brothers bought him a pony and told Lucian to find it in the barn, when he saw it he realized it was sick, and when he approached it so that he could tend to it a goblin jumped out of the darkness and kicked him in the testicles. Where was I? Ah yes the Gloomstalker. He introduced himself as Rhain Kael’las (very handsome name for a handsome man), and admitted that the charm spell may have also been followed up with a memory altering spell, hence the celestials and servants. When he approached Dysmas he gave him a solid sucker punch, as he should have because Dysmas treated him very poorly. Dysmas seemed confused as to how a surface dweller learnt drow greeting customs which puzzled all of them. Dysmas it seems, mistakenly believed that Drow punched each other as a means of greeting since Mollin did this when he attempted to introduce himself to the monk. The sucker punch to the face did give him a revelation - to call his new mithril blade 'Rhaincutter'. Lucian then introduced the party, disclosed the nature of the Daelkyr threat (much to Rhain’s disbelief.), and their plan to the unleash the Draconic Gods to find the Great Black Dragon. Master Lucian also introduced me to Rhain, but I was too shy to drop my greater invisibility. To prove my existence Rhain asked me to pass him his longbow, but then you wouldn’t believe what he did. He touched my forearm. I hope he stays with us to the end. Act IV: Siegeball! The company returned to Trolanport after three months of having never seen the sun. The sun was beautiful that day. Also, we may be charged for property damage since Veger burst into the city by blowing open a manhole on the street. We spent a few hours relaxing before we heard about a new stadium that opened. The company was interested in this new sport – ‘Siegeball’ that was rocking the continent, and heard that there was a challenge to defeat the reigning champions with a reward of 5000gp. Dysmas was insistent that they participate despite not knowing how the sport worked. We spent some time watching two teams of six play. They were surrounded by a high wall, in an arena with a narrow center and large end fields. The players were running across the field with clubs attempting to smack a leather ball into a tower that was guarded by a magic caster. Eventually the team whose tower collapse lost the game. I drew a map to help visualize the arena. Armed with this knowledge the company volunteered to challenge the champions, a team of orcs called Da Orcs. They give Orcs a bad name with a team name like that. Dysmas titled our team Guts and Glory, or G.A.G for short, before suggesting the name ‘Hookers’ after the Hook Claw memorabilia they carried. He gave THC a bad name with a team name like that. When the game began Invidia took the role of coach, who was permitted to cast spells. Veger and Dysmas were the strikers, Lucian and Rhain taking midfield and Boreas taking the defense. Unfortunately, they lost the ball toss, and the orc immediately sent the ball flying into the GAG corner. Rhain tossed it back to midfield but when Dysmas tried to push it further he stepped on the ball and fell prone. The orcs pushed the ball close to the tower, but their coach had cast the Sleetstorm spell on our corner, heavily obscuring the area and turning the ground into a sheet of ice. Everyone in the area (which is almost everyone save the enemy coach) was caught in this area and pandemonium broke out. The company may have cheated a bit, hexing the ball and whatnot. Eventually Rhain and Veger were able to take the ball to the midfield but Dysmas messed it up again when he swung his club, missed the ball and sent the club flying 30 ft forward. Invidia tiring of his shenanigans took the offensive and had cast enlarge on himself. The centerfield was stuck in a deadlock as the ball bounced back and forth within it. Veger was able to get the ball and attempted to pass it to Rhain, but it instead hit him in the chest knocking him down. In an impressive maneuver one of the orcs intercepted the ball, bounced it off the wall, dodged the ball thus passing it to the enemy coach who used a wind spell to toss it into the GAG corner, which was intercepted by another Orc who passed it to a third orc who smacked it into the tower smashing it. We lost the match, and five thousand gold pieces. Invidia was relieved to be rid of the game, but Dysmas and Veger were not happy at all. While the Orcs celebrated Dysmas became combative and started chest butting the Orcs before he remembered that these were Orcs. He asked Invidia to hold him back. I could tell he was afraid.  Da Orcs celebrated by pouring Gatorade on their coach (Gatorade being fermented and smashed alligator leather), and carrying her off the field. After the match the Stadium Attendants began converting the area into a Yu-Gi-Oh arena.The team dejected at their loss chose to quit the field and find the closest tavern. But I’m happy we had this respite after all this bloodshed. For there is yet more to come. Orco The Witnesser
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Chapter LIV:  GET IN LOSER, WE'RE GOING SHOPPING Starring: The Horizon Company Veger Rotses the Deep-Gnome Dragon Knight, Lucian Lampurge the Elven Sorlock, Dysmas the Human Rogue-Thief, Invidia the Human Necromancer of Korth (And his manservant Mai Butler), Boreas the Silver Dragon of Frostfell, Rhain Kael'las the Elven Gloom-stalking Bounty-Hunter, Where? Trolanport, Black Orb Inn, the Masterminds Compound. When? Night THC arrived at Trolanport after the Under-Dark expedition The team, now sullen in their defeat at the hands of Da Orcs licked their wounds and returned to the Black Orb Inn TM for a pint of the good stuff. As they drank and reflected on their grueling months of campaigning in the under-dark Invidia suggested that they get back to business. His suggestion? Purchase an office. The party nodded in agreement and began debating what sort of office they would build - A warehouse? A shop? A manor? A manor with three bed-rooms and an office/stall would suffice, placed in the east side of town, with an ex-adventurer as the manager, and a crier all for the price of 5700 gold piece. While Rhain, Veger and Boreas travelled downtown to make the transaction a group of halfling pickpockets nicked a comparatively meager amount of gold. With finances out of the way Dysmas insisted that he had to and visit the thieves guild – now willing to take the risk of re-contacting them. Unfortunately, he was out of touch and thus travelled the length of the city asking beggars in thieves cant where the local thieves guild enclave was. A few were members themselves, but none were forthcoming, and most were genuinely confused. It was not until Rhain, the bounty hunter, who had more practice contacting the guild found a house with the thieves’ guild mark on it. Dysmas also independently ran into said building after Rhain provided some directions. There they accessed the black market in a dilapidated warehouse, where poisons, illegal weapons, slaves and exotic foods and animals were on sale. The lawman and the thief informed the rest of the party via telepathy of the location of the guild, and Invidia beckoned them to buy various exotic ingredients for his cooking – which they obliged. Meanwhile Veger and Boreas drank, chatted and bonded back at the Inn. Dysmas attempting to squeeze some intel on the enslaving Lampurges asked a gnome slaver named ‘E’ about slaves from Taer Valestraes – who promptly informs him that he deals with exotic slaves from Xendrik including half-giants. At this point in time Lucian and Invidia had joined them there, and Master considered burning the entire building down to kill this one gnome. Dysmas having failed to obtain the intel looked to Lucian, who simply walked up a kobold vendor and inquired as to where he could attain intel on the Lampurges. The kobold offered his services as a shadow broker, and via telepathy the team decided on which five questions they would ask. Those being: Who or what are their Allies? Which Mercenaries or Bodyguards have they hired? Daily Routines and Vices Recent merchant activities (Slaves, drugs, and current markets) Any Familial Conflict Any General information The shadow broker agreed to the terms for a hefty sum of gold – but it would take a week for him to attain the intelligence. Thus in the meantime we wait in the Black Orb Inn TM drinking and chatting. A pleasant respite. Orco The Witnesser
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Chapter LV: Crying Over Spilled Milk Starring: The Horizon Company Veger Rotses the Deep-Gnome Dragon Knight, Lucian Lampurge the Elven Sorlock [Absent due to sheep reversion operation] Dysmas the Human Rogue-Thief, Invidia the Human Necromancer of Korth (And his manservant Mai Butler), Boreas the Silver Dragon of Frostfell, Rhain Kael'las the Elven Gloom-stalking Bounty-Hunter, Kellan Harshwind the Gnomish Sorcerer Coach-Pirate of Da Orcs & The Master-Mind. Where? Trolanport, Black Orb Inn, the Sanctuary. When? Night THC arrived at Trolanport after the Under-Dark Expedition ACT I: Kellan the  Cannon * That night, after copious amounts of financial discussion the members of THC assembled in the Black Orb Inn TM to have a few drinks and relax. Unfortunately, Master Lucian was pulled into the line of duty again after the Sorcerers Guild forcibly recruited him so that he could help resolve a problem of a sheepish demeanor. Literally. A village sorcerer had sneezed unleashing a torrent of wild magic that turned the gnomish inhabitants into sheep. The Company deposited their bags in their respective rooms and bade Lucian farewell and best of luck on his adventures in that fluffy hell. But when the company descended the stairs into the main floor they encountered Da Orcs and the sorcerer-coach Kellan Harshwind seated amid the patrons. The Orcs magnanimously bought the team drinks, and all partook – some hesitantly others with great zeal – except for Rhain. Veger and the rest took to the dancefloor and danced with the Orcs who were jovial and friendly. After a while the company sat and drank, conversing with Kellan. However, Kellan made the mistake of attempting to pickpocket Dysmas, who spotted her hand encroaching on his goods. He slapped her hand away, and accused her of thievery which she firmly rejected and attempted to change the subject. At this the other members of the company patted their pockets, Boreas and Rhain realizing they’ve been robbed! Dysmas now vindicated in his hostility to Da Orcs , queried “Barfight?”, before drawing a harmony dagger and attempting to smack her in the forehead with the daggers pommel. However, the bartender noticed and used magic to compel Dysmas to sheathe his dagger, prompting him to ask Caradin if he permitted thievery in his establishment. Kellan and Dysmas then got into an argument, and colorful language was hurled at each other. But, before they could resolve the argument the Orcs dropped their façade of jovial magnanimity and accused Kellan of failing – for the first time no less – before abandoning her to THC while also warning that they would tell ‘ the boss’. Now surrounded by a group of men she just robbed she quickly used her mind and tongue to sway the company. The promise of gold - after all there’s no point in crying over spilt milk – so why not reclaim the gold and get a little extra by nabbing the made-man himself. Dysmas was hesitant – stating that he doesn’t want bad relations with the Thieves Guild. Rhain noted that in his vast experience as a bounty-hunter rarely was there ever a bounty on a thief. Nonetheless THCs desire to repossess their platinum won out over their wariness of Kellan Harshwind. En route to the hideout, cryptically called the ‘Sanctuary’, Kellan regaled the team with the mysterious identity of the Master-Mind, one of the biggest cannon lords of Trolanport, her disappointment in her orcs for abandoning her so quickly (“we could have just sticked you up right outside of the tavern”), and the fact that despite her position as coach she never trained them.  ACT II: Humming  Mission Impossible  helps stealth When they were a safe distance from the sanctuary Kellan briefed the team on the layout of the compound. The main doors lead to the great-hall, where the orcs are staked out. The hallways were regularly patrolled by full-plated guards, and the east side hall was inhabited by three sleepy giants. The team decided to send forth their most stealthy members to bypass the sleeping giants – Rhain (the man who literally melds with the shadows because of course he does he is amazing) Dysmas and Kellan (who also knew the layout). Meanwhile Invidia put a spell on Dysmas, turning him invisible and then connecting the party’s mind using telepathy. Veger then pulled out a set of UnderdarkTM playing cards and stumped down on the ground. The knight, Boreas and Invidia began playing ‘Go Fish’ despite the absence of any fish in the area. Invidia, the smartest of the Company, shared my confusion. Thereafter the infiltrators proceeded up to the giants’ east door and entered, finding the sleeping giants in question. They slowly navigate the bone-strewn floor, and after reaching the end of the hall Rhain contemplates snubbing the only two torches in the hall – one of which was directly over a giant. The squad weigh the pros and cons and decide to leave it as is, at which point Kellan pointed out that if the giants arose they would recognize her and assume that the two others were intruders. Rhain assured her nothing of the sort would happen – she would be dead before she attempted pinning them. They inched over to the door on the north-west corner of the giants’ hall and spot a beam of flickering fire light filtering through the gaps of the door. Kellan pressed her ear to the door to listen in on any enemies, but her jitters get to her first and all she can hear is her breathing. Dysmas chided her unprofessionalism and asked her to step aside so that a pro could show her. Instead, Dysmas now reminded of his breathing began doing so manually and was also unable to make an progress. Rhain exasperated with these antics listens for guards, ascertains that there are none, and ask Kellan to open the door. When the door swung open they scanned the room – a fireplace, a dining table with a pool of milk on it, and several beds on the far left. All of which were somewhat dirty. They tiptoe in and inspect the room – Dysmas notices the trail of milk leading to the north door in the giants’ hall, and the table of ironwood – a rare and powerful material – that has bucked under the weight. He first remarked that this must be the orcs room due to the unhygienic nature of the place, (Kellan calls him out on his racism here), and then theorized that there must be some large cat – in which case they aught to hurry. Kellan chided Dysmas for such a crazy idea -after all she was allergic to cats, she would notice them. However, she does realize she has never been to this room before and treats the possibility with more credibility. They then approached the southern door, peer through, and advance. Dysmas takes the first step in and spots a pair of guards around the corner. He panics and tells everyone to hide – Kellan stands in the corner, Rhain leaps out into the Giants hall and Dysmas hides under the table. As the guards walk by they realize that the door is open and step through curious as to why. They walked over to the table and inspect the room – finding nothing. They suppose that it must have been the Boss who had left the door opened, but are still curious as to why he closed the Giants Hall door and the Hallway Door. They surmise that it must have been the wind and leave. The squad pops out of cover and discuss this new kernel of information – the boss is outside. Kellan and Dysmas argue over the new plan – pursue the boss outside or try and steal his stash and the wreck the boys while he is out? Again, Kellan and Dysmas argued, and tension boiled over to the point that she attempted to pickpocket him – despite the fact that they both were invisible to each other. They finally agreed that they ought to sneak outside and nab the bag of holding on the mastermind that contains the loot (and maybe spinal tap the man with a dagger-pommel if things got sour, Kellan suggested). They followed the trail of milk to the north entrance, all the while Dysmas voiced his concern that the Mastermind might be some abominable feline monster, getting too distracted thus taking the wrong turn. Rhain pulled him to the left side of the rear end of the building and slowly they approached the corner. The thief then used his mirror to look around the corner and the team spotted a large figure hunched in the dark tending to a … cow? They discuss amongst themselves and agree that Dysmas ought to attempt snatching the bag of holding on his hip. He turned the corner, but the jig was up. His invisibility wore off, and the cow spotting him charged him down, tackled him to the ground and began … licking him. Stunned, the mastermind flipped around and stepped into the light – blue skin, red proboscis, rustic clothes, and a table leg in his hand. It was Garrik Perkins! Starring Surprise Member: Garrik Perkins the Firbolg Beast-Master and his trusty companion, Bessie The Cow. ACT III: Udder Shock The newcomers were stunned – Kellan so much so that she dropped her invisibility and demanded to know what was going on (again in colorful language). Garrik regaled his story so far – he did infact DIE and returned from the grave somehow, before spending 25 gold pieces to resurrect Bessie the Cow, before returning to Trolanport to settle down. There he took up residence in an abandoned manor and began working on his animal sanctuary/ charity. In-fact, he was so successful that people flocked to join the charity and collect donations – including Da Orcs. Dysmas attempted to break the bad news softly to Perkins, but Kellan beat him to it in a rather curt tone. Perkins did not believe them. Kellan was livid that the mystery-man was just some firbolg country boy – but then she realized his naivete and asked to hold the bag of holding for him. Dysmas aware of her cunning snatched it from her hands despite being the weaker of the pair. He added insult to financial injury by chiding her for her gullibility in the Master-Mind . She responds reasonably, by kicking him in the face but only managing to graze his cheek. Veger, Invidia, and Boreas who now had finished their game of cards, a conversation about the southern weather, feeding their rust monster and having a bacon sandwich, overhear the commotion telepathically. Rhain informs them that they met a firbolg with a cow – which Invidia immediately realizes is Garrik and he asks the Gloom-stalker to say Hi for him. Rhain obliges, stepping out of the shadows startling the beast-master, informing Kellan, Dymsas and Garrik that they were all idiots (politely, of course) and stating that Invidia says Hi. Garrik not understanding the nature of the telepathic bond waves hello at Invidia through Rhains vision. The thieves then bicker again over the course of action, Dysmas suggesting they either leave or hand the Orcs over to the trust, while Kellan states that “ We’ve got two fists and a mouth, so it’s clear which one God intended us to use.” Advocating vengeance against Da Orcs. Which leaves us at the current point in time, when the team are perfectly positioned to ambush the ‘Charity’ given thei – wait hold on. Veger and Boreas just burst through the front door weapons in hand. Orco The Witnesser
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Chapter LVI: Too Many Cooks Starring: The Horizon Company and Allies; Veger Rotses the Deep-Gnome Dragon Knight, Lucian Lampurge the Elven Sorlock, as Santiago Hidalgo Santiago Dysmas the Human Rogue-Thief, as Kale Colby Invidia the Human Necromancer of Korth as Mr. Shellfish Boreas the Silver Dragon of Frostfell, as Lord Saffron Rhain Kael'las the Elven Gloom-stalking Bounty-Hunter, Kellan Harshwind the Gnomish Coach/ Pirate/ Sorceress & the people’s hero, Garrick Perkins the Firbolg Beast-Master (And his trusty companion Bessie the Cow) Where? Trolanport Docks, Later Red Cliff Bay, and finally Sharn, Upper Menthis, Deniyas District, Lady Alina Lorridan Lyrris’ Secret Garden Estate, and Seventh Tower District, Stefan Pereda’s Opera House. When? The Day the World’s Best Play Premiered Part I: Jaws of Shargon When the day begins the team have just recruited the members of ‘ The Charity´ , including Garrick Perkins. They spent the morning wandering through Trolanport before they stumble across a newspaper boy advertising lobster cages. Dysmas jumped at this and insisted that this was a secret message from his best friend and Sharn contact, Rafi de Dura, instructing him to return to the city. He convinced the company that they had to leave for Sharn immediately if they were to discover the fate of Dysmas’ friends – Rafi and Sister Celestina. We tossed the paper boy a gold piece so that he could have dinner. Before they set of to find a ship Dysmas again insisted that they drop by a barber – and immediately found one. He accepted the challenge of a one-minute haircut and promptly succeeds, partially. (Dysmas has uneven sideburns now) With this they all departed for the docks, and began choosing between three ships. They settled on the self-camouflaging Nightingale manned by Captain Mads a half-elf, instead of the other gnomish vessels. Before leaving Capt. Mads second in command – Kraven – explained to them where their quarters were, and what was expected of them, and that ‘no, we are not pirates’ because ‘pirates rob on the high seas’. Captain Mads an eye-patch wearing, peg-leg stumping sailor informed his passengers including those outside our company that they shall be waiting till a shipment arrives. And it did, with two large humans hauling it aboard the vessel with two gnomish merchants hot on their tales. The team thought to question Mads on this incident, but Invidia cautioned us to adhere to plausible deniability. The wizard then casted Telepathy on all of us, (Though naturally I chose to stick to my silence). While we sailed the party took their time enjoying some R&R. Garrick and Veger played a few hands of a sailor’s hand game which Rhain knew to be notoriously popular amongst cheaters. While the bounty hunter watched in the corner the horizon players played magnificent hands, and were thus able to win a collective 122 gold pieces. One sailor even awards Garrick the distinction of being the best damn honest card-shark he has ever seen. Garrick shucked at that comment. Once we cleared the corrals surrounding the bay, we begun travelling faster than any normal ship I’ve witnessed. I noticed that the sails glistened and hummed with some sort of technology that leads me to conclude that this is a Lyrandar Vessel of some sort. After the card game ended the team began conversing with the sailors. Kraven suggested that the team visit the menthis plateau, and the line of talk eventually leads to them discussing the Day of Mourning. The crew of the Nightingale narrowly escaped the disaster after leaving dock the day before the disaster. Kraven hints that the event was particularly haunting for Captain Mads. Unfortunately, this is how our companion Garrick Perkins learned of the Day of Mourning – he was then wracked with disbelief, and then remorse for all the lost animal souls. Kraven nudged him on to also include people to that list. When Dysmas inquiries about information on the City of Thieves the sailors inadvertently gave away the presence of a female gnome who acted as the Captains contact. To cover it they had then shifted the question unto the team and replied to the thief’s questions – their news; I. the Boromars are now the dominant criminal faction in the city ii. A new gang has challenged the Boromars – the Giant gang (which we know to be the Jotund) and that they went quiet a month ago, and iii. A mutant beast/serial killer has been prowling the streets of the Lower Wards, particularly the Upper Cogs (Dysmas’ neighborhood). While this occurred, we were in Redcliff Bay now in Brelish seas proper. It was then we spotted it. A massive storm in the southern horizon that looked like a shark darting straight at us. When Guild Master Perkins leaned over the railing to use his rangers sense he detected all the animals of the Straits of Shargon also coming straight at us – fleeing the storm. It followed us for hours and did not seem to let out – finally Master Invidia has enough of it and the team confronted Captain Mads about it. We had now made the connection between the Captains Cargo and the presence of the storm. The captain relented to Master Invidia’s interrogation and revealed the presence of a bone talisman. When Invidia inspected it, he discovered that it was the bone talisman of the devourer, one of the Dark Six Gods – commonly referred to as the Shark Shargon. Now alarmed Invidia informed the Captain and the company of the talismans identity and insisted that the talisman was the reason for the storm. No one objected, and soon Rhain suggested he teleport to a pocket dimension with the talisman in his possession – in doing so we were able to escape the storm which could not track the talisman since it was not on Eberron. After a few hours, thanks to the technological marvel that was the Nightingale, we crossed the Hilt and landed at the docks of Sharn – the city of towers. Even at night the city was alight with traffic and sounds – and smells as well unfortunately. Captain Mads offered the party the opportunity to stay the night aboard the ship instead of renting rooms in the dock taverns and inns. We accepted and the following morning the company made it apparent to Mads that they needed an information broker. The captain offered to introduce them to Lady Alina, and so with that the company departed. We registered at the Gate-House as The Horizon Company after Dysmas had an episode of reluctance, and followed Captain Mads to the Upper Menthis Plateau using sky coaches – or small flying ships. There we entered the Deniyas , aka Little Zilargo, the residential district of the native gnomes. We continued past a large manor and entered its luxurious gardens – where a lone gardener trimmed the hedges. Captain Mads said something along the lines of ‘I don’t mean to tell you how to do your job, friend, but should you be trimming the flower petals so short.’, which now I am aware is a code-phrase. The hedges shifted and revealed a secret tunnel which we entered. As we continued forth we encountered the final room – one with three mirrors. Dysmas realized that the one that depicted the Dagger River must have been an illusion, because the menthis plateau was drop center of the city with no view of the river. Boreas and Garrick were particularly curious about a mirror that depicted birds in a cage. As they were about to tap it Lady Alina arrived. She expressed frustration towards Captain Mads for having introduced a third party to her. At Garrick’s objection to the handing over of the talisman she reassured them that the artifact would never touched the open waters (which was how it was triggered) and would not let it enter the hands of anyone one who might abuse it. We eventually struck a deal with her – information for a favor. The information we requested was: Information on the monster prowling through the Cog Information on the Jotund Gang and; Information on Rafi De Dura, Dysmas’ childhood friend and criminal contact. In exchange the group would travel to the Seven Towers District and attend the premier play by playwright Stefan Pereda, and prevent the assassination of Councilman Orrin of Middle Menthis at the hands of House Tarkaran Assassins. Lady Alina also let slip the fact that she was the one who hired said assassins for she had attained poor intelligence suggesting that the councilman had betrayed her. With this the company departed for the Seven Towers district. Part 2: The 1 st Quarto of ‘Too Many Cooks’ When they reached the theatre-house they were confronted by a weeping gnome – Stefan Pereda himself, on the steps of his own theater. His actors had run off with all the copies of the scripts and the play would begin in an hour. Master Lucian, who was always a kind soul, kneeled and consoled him, passingly mentioning the possibility of an improvised play. Mr. Pereda was seized by inspiration – his play would be improvised. With a hero, a romantic interest, a mentor figure and the villain. Dysmas, Lucian, Invidia and Boreas would fill each role, as Kale Colby, Santiago Hidalgo Santiago, Mr. Shellfish and Lord Saffron! ACT I SCENE I Scene; Mr. Shellfish, an old guard of the dying seaside culinary arts is standing over the fryer, while one of his protégé’s and adopted son – Kale Colby – is chopping shellfish. Enter Santiago Hidalgo Santiago, Mr. Shellfishes other protégé and second in line to inherit the shop. SHELLFISH: ah, Santiago come. I have grave news. Lord Saffron has re-emerged. You must be cautious. Our enemy can strike at any time. Tell me my child, are you willing to give it your all to fight him? SANTIAGO: Of course, Mr. Shellfish. For I am Santiago Hidalgo Santiago! I shall ensure that the art of Shellfish based food shall live on! Flood lights spill over Kale Colby KALE: [Aside] Hey, it’s me. Kale Colby – raised from the tough and dirty streets. Imma be the best chef this world has ever seen. This is the story of food itself. Now watch me juggles these daggers. He proceeds to juggle his cutting knives. Enter Mr. Arugula ARUGALA: Kale, Mr. Shellfish is calling you. You need to go and meet him. KALE: oh, why hello Arugula! How are your children? I really stabbed them. ARUGALA: Yes. Metaphorically of course after you attempted to train them. Stabbed them in their ambition. Kale enters the kitchen and meets Santiago and Shellfish ENTER Lord Saffron SANTIAGO, SHELLFISH AND KALE: It’s Lord Saffron! SAFFRON: Yes! It is I! Lord Saffron! Your shellfish are a thing of the past Mr. Shellfish! Here! Taste my frozen delights – and bask in your fright! Santiago takes the froyo SHELLFISH: No, my apprentice, do not taste his dairy doom! Santiago gives shellfish a glance SHELLFISH: Trust me master, I shall not falter. Santiago takes a spoon of the froyo and eats. Hmm, this could – if I just – shellfish! That’s what it is! Santiago adds shellfish to the Froyo! SAFFRON and SHELLFISH: NO! SAFFRON: You dare defile my yoghurt confections with your aquatic infections! Begone! Kale takes the froyo/shellfish combo and takes a bite. He painfully attempts to mask his disgust. LORD SAFFRON snatches the froyo and tosses it to the floor. SAFFRON: I take back my offer, and instead you shall suffer! My Froyo shall outdo your Gumbo! SHELLFISH: I bite my thumb at you knave! Go squirt up your lumpy dreams someplace else! Come Santiago! We shall leave! SANTIAGO: But master cant a compromise be strut- SHELLFISH: Enough! Come! All exeunt but KALE COLBY KALE: [Aside] Why must there be such bad blood! How can I reconcile the sides of myself? The two sides – shellfish and frozen yoghurt – the union is unholy! But somehow, I must reconcile, for Lord Saffron is my father! Exeunt ACT I SCENE II Scene: a dark and lonely back alley. A lone figure is waiting in the shadows. His expected contact steps onto stage – it is MR. SHELLFISH in a beige trench coat. the lone figure steps into the light revealing himself as KALE COLBY SHELLFISH: My child, why have you summoned me here? KALE: Mr. Shellfish… there is so much within me that is tearing me in two directions. I can’t say why but I need your advice. SHELLFISH: Do not worry child, just remember. Kill the past. KALE: Kill the Past? SHELLFISH: Kill the Past. Not literally of co- KALE: Stabs Shellfish with a fork that absorbs his soul SHELLFISH: My boy! KALE: I’m sorry Mr. Shellfish… Enter Lord Saffron and His Henchman Squidward SAFFRON: My Son! You have finally seen the light! This is a joyous moment, for I had not known you were blood of my blood till my henchman here discovered this. Join me my son – he hugs Kale – Its good to hold my boy again. KALE: It is Father. It is. SAFFRON: Now! Onto business. We must assemble men for a the Froyo shop. Can you think of any? KALE: I know of three men who are especially suited for this. Kale and Saffron leave the stage and recruit 3 audience members – in this case a noble and two of the councilman’s body guards. Santiago enters the stage and see’s the body of Mr. Shellfish SANTIAGO: No! Master, no! Damn you Saffron! To the last, I grapple with thee; From Hell's heart, I stab at thee! ACT II SCENE: The Grand Opening of a new Froyo Shop, right where Mr. Shellfish’s old shop used to stand. Saffron cronies stand in line to taste the new yoghurt, with Saffron and Kale standing behind the counter. SAFFRON: What a lovely day! Momentous is this occasion! KALE: With reluctance Yes Father a lovely day. He pulls out his hand and shows it to the audience and opens it revealing ground shrimp powder SAFFRON: How dare you boy! Drop that fish bait immediately. I will not let you soil the legacy of this family. KALE: Does not answer Enter Santiago SANTIAGO: Turn Hellhound, turn! Face me thou bloody villain, and pay with life for the life you took – face me Saffron! KALE: Santiago no! it was – SANTIAGO: Comfort yourself my love! No pinning’s can bind you – not when our affections liberates us. SAFFRON: Ha! The Knave is blinded by his passions. The boy has pulled wool over your eyes Santiago. Do you not see his lily cheeks and candle complexion? Of all men else he has avoided thee. Enough words. My voice is in my steel! Saffron draws his massive spatula and strikes down Kale SANTIAGO: NO Santiago rushed over to Kales corpse I will save you my dear, and we shall avenge Mr. Shellfish together. KALE: No Santiago – there is no redemption for me. I was the one who struck him down. Kale dies. SANTIAGO: No! To Saffron Pray to your gods Saffron and beg for mercy, for you shall find none here. Santiago and Saffron fight, with Santiago overcoming his enemy. Saffron narrowly escapes. ACT III SCENE: A year has passed. Santiago is behind the counter of the Shop where the Froyo Shop once stood, now redecorated as the Fish and Froyo Shop. There are no customers and the shop seem to be on the verge of bankruptcy. A lone janitor with a mustache mops the floor in the background. Enter a mysterious figure in a trench coat. MYSTERY MAN: Such a strange concoction. I would like to purchase one. SANTIAGO: Here you are my good man. MYST MAN: This… tastes awful. Not simply because of the poor combination, but there is a bitterness that is beyond composition. It drenches this building, bearing it down. Tell me – why stand from this sad height my friend. SANTIAGO: These halls once echoed with the laughs of my beloved family and friends. I would not abandon these halls – I do not think it physically possible. MYST MAN: Grief is like oil – its stench will pervade everything. If its noxious fumes do not take you, then the ceiling with succumb with dreariness or a spark might ignite this place. I know grief friend – I too lost a son. By my own hands, through my own fault he died. Tell me don’t you wish to end it, from one old friend the figure removes his cloak and hat, revealing himself to be Lord Saffron to another? SANTIAGO: You!? I should cut you down right where you stand – but my arms are weary with life. Strange – such kinship old enemies have. To us hollow men, it is as sweet as friendship. SAFFRON: I have come to bargain Santiago. Your life for Mr. Shellfishes. Will you accept the embrace of death to give your old master a chance? Life without him is drudgery to me. SANTIAGO: I accept. He draws the fork that slew Mr. Shellfish I shall embrace death. SAFFRON: Good. Now, fork it over. Saffron takes the fork and the two embraces. Just as he is about to bring it down on Santiago the doors to the theater break open and guards fill the stage. GUARD 1: An End! By the Captains orders, an end! This establishment is closed under the order of the Captain of the Guard! SAFFRON: This was not the deal! I was to take back these halls, dare you break your word and betray your bargain. GUARD 1: One does not bargain with the Law – look upon me! These are the arms of the law. Andrew, Bop him! The Guards beat Santiago into submission. A battle breaks. The Phantasmal image of Mr. Shellfish appears and begins hurling spells at the aggressors. The janitor rips off his hat and mustache to reveal himself to be Kale Colby – the man rushes to his lover’s side and heals him. All the actors brawl, until finally the guards are defeated. Lord Saffron stands before the audience SAFFRON: Life is full of grief and war my friends! So, a little love and kindness for your friends, family and yes, even your foes will do you well! Then from out of thin air an assassin ducks behind Councilman Orrin and attempts to stab at him. One of his body guards’ steps in but is cut down by another assassin. Finally, the third assassin emerges. The Cast alongside a backstage crewman begin attacking the assassins. Lord Saffron leaps over the Bard stand and confronts the closest assassin. Santiago Hidalgo Santiago spits forth an Eldritch Blast at the middle assassin killing him instantly and sending his corpse flying across the hall. Lord Saffron snatches the Councilman and lifts him 15ft in the air out of the reach of the assassins. The 2 nd assassin cuts down the 2 nd bodyguard. Mr. Shellfish’s ghost wraps the councilman in a protective bubble. Finally, the battle ends when Santiago Hidalgo Santiago transforms the last two assassins into dolphins. Cheers rise from the audience. ORRIN: Wow! That was amazing! PERADA: That is single tear rolls down cheek my most beautiful piece of art that I have ever made. ORRIN: Amazing! And my guards joining in the play? That was planned too? They’re not dead right? They look dead. SAFFRON: Of course not! Saffron invokes ancient curd magics to bring them back from the dead . They’re not dead! The Crowd cheers ecstatically, and one offers to sponsor a line of action figures. 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Chapter LVII: Blood of the Covenant Starring: The Horizon Company and Allies; Veger Rotses the Deep-Gnome Dragon Knight, Lucian Lampurge the Elven Sorlock, Dysmas the Human Rogue-Thief, Invidia the Human Necromancer of Korth Boreas the Silver Dragon of Frostfell, Rhain Kael'las the Elven Gloom-stalking Bounty-Hunter & Garrick Perkins the people’s hero, the Firbolg Beast-Master (And his trusty companion Bessie the Cow) Where? Upper Menthis Plateau, Deniyas, Lady Alina’s Estate . Later, Middle Menthis Plateau, Downstairs District and Finally Lower Tavicks Landing, Highwall District , Cyran Refugee tenements. When? The Same Day the World’s Best Play Premiered After the success of the Play Too Many Cooks the Horizon Company departed for Deniyas to inform Lady Alina that they had foiled House Tarkarans attempt on the Council-mans life. When we entered her secret estate and informed her of this she seemed reluctantly glad to hear of it – she would have preffered to have the Assassins killed outright to prevent them from revealing her role in the assassination attempt. Now she would have to dispatch hit-men to kill the two arrested assassins. But a deal was a deal. She answered the questions the Company had lodged earlier: Monster sightings in upper sharn, have resulted in deaths but no nobles have been killed, betraying the reason why the city guard has done little about it. It travels with a companion, and seemed to have made a beeline for the lower cogs. These monstrosities were also not very intelligent. One is a wolf like creature, with arms 5ft long. The other; the smarter of the two – with some form of magic properties with a magic eye set in its chest. Ever since the creatures arrived, a sickness has befallen the upper cogs. No one is sure of the cause – but it was very similar to the Taer Valaestras outbreak that was resolved by Burning Retribution. At this point Invidia informed Alina of Lady Gracaalis. Lady Alina replied stating that she was in Sharn and left a month ago. She is very popular amongst the Sharn Sixty. The monstrosities are spotted often – though it seems that they are searching for something. Jotund : Lady Alina was uncertain as to why they left Sharn. something happened in Droamm – members began defecting to the west. The leader (Kali) sent men to see find the defectors. A month ago, the remaining Jotund vanished – one member at a time, nothing large scale. Used to be a decent size force. Andre vanished with the first gang. Current power vacuum still exists in the area. Regional gangs are outmatched by the monsters. Rafi is currently residing in the Highwalls Tenement District posing as a merchant amongst the Cyran Refugees. She then bade us farewell, and informed us that shall the need emerge she would like to contact the Horizon Company for future contracts. Now with their information in hand the team decided to rest for the night – in the Lower Middle Menthis Plateau Downstairs District. Meanwhile Master Rhain went off to investigate the city bounties. When he returned he informed us that no bounties existed for Dysmas, and that the current high value bounties (a whopping 15,000 Golden Galifars) were on the Invisible Bandits – a group that fled the Eldeen city of Niern. Master Perkins seemed to be aware of this group, and had encountered them. Rested, the company began the unenviable task of locating T’kkyls the Dragon-lancer. Master Rhain again left to use his dark instruments and connections to locate him. Master Perkins instead laid on the side of the street and began playing a song. He earned quite a bit of gold, and eventually the Thri-keen joined the audience. Now reunited the Dragon Knights embraced each other and Veger solemnly swore to absolve his deceased sister-in-arms and recover her body. T’kkls seemed more flippant about her death, regretting the loss of a trained martial warrior. Now with the Knight-Lancer in tow the team departed for the Highwall district in lower tavicks landing, where Rhain discovered Rafi was hiding in – disguised as a merchant. Upon reaching the district they realized it was a ghetto for the Cyran that fled the destruction of their country – the walls towered high, but not keep intruders out. The apartments and homes groaned and leaned under the weight of the burden of people. To find intelligence they visit the districts only Inn The Grey . At The Grey they conversed with the portly halfling woman behind the counter who offered them the best grub in the district – with mystery meat. Dysmas, more accustomed to the cuisine of the poor feels no qualms about eating it. Lucian, a slave to cuisine, was compelled to eat as well. Upon tasting him, he was possessed by indignation. He strode into the kitchen and found a terrible sight. Dead rats, a live goat, dirty water and rotten oats. Master Boreas cleansed the food with his draconic power, and Invidia whipped up a meal the lives the natives shall ever have again. I must admit it was delicious, despite the use of rats. Meanwhile, Master Perkins (who seems to be the master of intelligence collection despite his appearances) was able to trades stories with the inn-keeper. We discovered that ‘Raphael’ a noble has recently arrived in the city, and has been supporting the community through his outreach and charity. He was currently under the protection of a Cyran officer in the ‘park’. With the information the team was prepared to leave, but there was an argument between Masters Lucian and Invidia – something about if and how they should invest in the district. The ‘park’ was naught but a collection of tents, many blazoned with the Crown and the Bell on a green field – the Colors of the Cyran army. In the center lied the commanders tent, and by its side was a fire where numerous figures stood and spoke. When Master Dysmas approached the fire, he spotted a cream skinned man with a close shave in old but regal noble clothing. Recognizing the man, he approached and beseeched the noble for a private audience. We ducked into a tent and there Dysmas and ‘Lord Raphael’ embraced like brothers. We then spent the next hour or so simply talking. After Dysmas escaped the city Rafi was forced to flee the Cog. To hide in plain in sight he spent what gold he had left on nobles clothing, and took the persona of Lord Raphael and integrated into the Cyran diaspora. His mother, of course, was completely safe in the Cog by herself – few people dare enter her home for fear of her booby traps. Master Dysmas then introduced Rafi to the team who bowed profusely to Lucian due to his noble name. Rafi also asked Master for his signet ring so that he could forge it, but Lucian blanked out for a good 48 seconds – I think he was remembering Tom the Baker and the sale of his signet ring. Instead he provided his scroll of the pedigree. Dysmas pressed for information about their other friend Celestina, and discovered that six months ago Sister Celestina had manifested a dragon-mark. She had left a letter claiming that she was researching her heritage with the assistance of House Jorasco, and would aid them in their medical services. Both Dysmas and Invidia were skeptical as to the legitimacy of this letter. When asked about the disappearance of the Jotund Rafi revealed that nearly year ago rumours of a Giant-King emerging in the West, in the wild-lands of Droaam. The Jotund sought to recruit the thing – the first searching party included the Jotund leader Andre the Giant. No one had heard from him since. Soon party after party was sent west, and none returned. Lady Kali came to lead the Jotund, but as time continued members slowly trickled away – eventually Lady Kali and her closest advisors disappeared. With little else to say the two friends simply embraced and performed some sort of custom – wherein they attempt to pick each other’s pockets. Rafi won. Dysmas now had an intel connection, and had found his friend whom he was worried about for a year now. With this the party departed, having re-united two pairs of men bonded as brothers not through the womb but of the covenant. Both searching for a lost sister. Orco The Witnesser
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Chapter LVIII: A Temple, Ancient, Crumbling And Diseased Starring: The Horizon Company and Allies; Veger Rotses the Deep-Gnome Dragon Knight, Lucian Lampurge the Elven Sorlock, Dysmas the Human Rogue-Thief, Invidia the Human Necromancer of Korth Boreas the Silver Dragon of Frostfell, Rhain Kael'las the Elven Gloom-stalking Bounty-Hunter & Garrick Perkins the Firbolg Folk-Hero Beast-Master (And his trusty companion Bessie the Cow) Accompanied by Dragon Lancer T’kkls Where? Sharn, Cog s, Khybers Gate District Abandoned Temple of the Dark Six & Lady Gracaalis’ Laboratory When? The Same Day the World’s Best Play Premiered After the Horizon Company located both Dragon Lancer T’kkls and Rafi De Dura, they departed for the Undercity of Sharn – the Cogs. Master Dysmas, a resident of the Khybers Gate community led the way. The ‘streets’ were dark, clustered and chaotic and without any leads we were, at first, at a complete loss as to how we could find the beasts. However, while we were searching for clues we were confronted by one of Lady Alinas agents – a gnome scrapper – who gave us a tip. The Beasts were spotted entering and leaving the Temple of the Dark Six. I wish we had not crossed the threshold of that cursed place. The ancient temple was dark as pitch and the walls and ceilings were slowly collapsing. I fear that I shall never wipe from my mind the horrible sights we stumbled upon there. What unholy machines of flesh and sinew. Frightful it was, for supremely frightful would be the effect of any mortal endeavor to mock the stupendous mechanism of the Creators of the world. We entered the main chamber with a diameter of 75 feet. We could not see the ceiling, if there was one at all. When we searched for an exit we found none – in fact we discovered that the double doors through which we entered had locked behind us. In this confusion the first beast seized the opportunity. Part I: The Maw It descended from the darkness above. A shaggy beast with four arms as long as a man is tall, and a maw that stretched from chops to forehead bristling with razor fangs, its jaundiced belly dragging along the floor. Almost immediately Master Veger charged the beast with his shields, but the beast ducked and weaved out of the way – and it used his momentum against him. In a single bite it swallowed up the knight. In the panic of the moment the party hurled steel and spells at the beast to have it release Veger. We need not have bothered, it seemed, for the one to strike the finishing blow was Veger himself – he tore the Maw asunder from within. It was a sight of awe. When we stood over its crumpled form it was convulsing, returning to its original form – a gnoll. This encounter lasted only a few seconds, and we had even less time to prepare for what came next. Part II: The Eye At the furthest end of the pavilion another beast descended from the abyss above. With flayed skin, it towered over the party – as tall as a goliath. On it left shoulder, mounted like a weapon was a massive eye, red and diseased, that stretched down to the navel. Its gaze was terrible to behold – my constitution was tried stopping myself from collapsing from nausea. The same could not be said for Mai Butler, Veger and Boreas – all of whom swayed under its terrible sight. Nonetheless the party did battle – Veger, Boreas, Garrick, Mai and T’kkls striding forth to confront the Eye, while Dysmas and Rhain hid in the shadows fighting from afar, and Lucian and Invidia hurled magic at the Eye from afar. A few seconds after the skirmish began the Eye used some form of twisted magic and in the pitch darkness he called forth a dozen tortured shadows in the form of men. These shadows stepped forth, and with a mere touch began sapping strength from Bessie and Lucian. In response Master Lucian did something I thought I would never see – he drew his short sword. He drew his short sword and it burst in green fire, and with a graceful flourish he smote two shadows. The entire battle paused for a microsecond, so that the company could gawk at this sight. Seeing Garrick and Bessie is danger, Dysmas stepped closer to the beast and its surrounding Shadows to protect the cow – and thus the Eye’s gaze descended on him and sent him into a fit of terror. A few seconds later the Eye struck down Master Boreas, and with its eye dropped Dysmas to the brink of unconsciousness. To protect his friends Master Lucian summoned his eldritch magic, and hurled three bolts at it – cutting it down. When we stood over its corpse it too reverted form. This time a pale warrior – a sea elf. Veger and T’kkls took a knee, and the former mourned her loss. With stoic sorrow he eulogized her – a sea elf captured by the Drow. Bellavantor had seen a fire within her, that no amount of darkness could smother, and so liberated her. In return she swore eternal service to him. She had died a warriors’ death – now she could enjoy a warriors’ funeral. In the meantime, we spent that hour healing, searching and scrambling for an exit – and we did find one – a caved in set of stairs that led down. But before we could unearth it the third beast descended. PART III: The Tongue It descended in the upper quarter of the chamber. A beast the size of a tall-man, skittering on all fours, with skin smothered in dusty pods, eyeless with a large maw, and a tongue that stretched to the length of an arm. Immediately we began hacking and coughing, especially my dear Rhain, Boreas and Bessie. Not certain why took a cow into battle, but ok. We kept our distance from the Tongue thinking that the spores it released operated in a small vicinity – it instead filled the chamber. Therefore, the martial warriors threw caution to the wind and descended upon the Beast. The Mouth got a lucky strike at Garrick with its razor tongue, and Lucian seeing his friend in pain and wishing to conserve healing magic instead turned him into a massive ape. Now surrounded the warriors closed in, and so too did Bessie. Unfortunately, as she charged the Tongue the beast slammed her into Vegers shield, knocking her out. It was at this moment when Rhain, who was invisible in the darkness, collapsed on the ground – a massive putrid abscess had appeared on his face. Lucian, wishing to recover his friends attempted to channel his patron of light – instead a bit of spittle got stuck in his throat and he hacked and coughs. Invidia, tiresome of this attempted to enwrap the Tongue in a globe of water, but the Tongue was strong enough to squirm out. This gave Master Veger the opportunity to slam his shield down on the beast and caved in its head. As we stood over the corpse it reverted to a goblin. From Lucians gaze I knew Master recognized the body. Dreadlocks and a massive tongue. This was the corpse of Blowguh Showtongue. We did not have time to mourn yet – for we had to battle the Hand. PART IV: The Hand Right in the center, right next to Dysmas the beast descended from the darkness above. It towered over the man, and upon its crown stood a single massive horn. His body was covered in ashen chitin, and where there was none instead was raw red muscles. Its left arm was raw flesh, and its right a massive gauntlet of chitin. Immediately it snatched up Master Dysmas with his gauntlet and drove its horn into his chest like a proboscis. Red energy pumped into the thief and again he was suddenly overcome by terror – not merely for the Hand, but all his comrades except Invidia. Later he revealed that instead of his friends he saw werewolves. Lucian realizing what had happened to Dysmas chose to invoke his transformative magic, turn him and Rhain into Giant Apes. Invidia took that as a cue and turned the injured Garrick into a T-Rex. While the beasts fought the Hand, Boreas took the opportunity to use his Draconic magic to dispel Dysmas’ fear. Soon the Hand was surrounded by the beasts and the warriors, and seemed as though any second the Hand would perish. But it seized the opportunity and charged straight at Lucian, realizing that he was the source of the transformative magic. It snatched Master up and injected him with madness – when he dropped Lucian, master seemed not to mind. He simply stood up and began bumbling around laughing erratically. It then turned on Invidia and injected him. When Master Invidia came to he was overcome with awe and affection. He prostrated himself before the Hand, and began throwing his most valued possessions at it as an offering – namely his mithril cooking tools. Boreas charged in to stop the Hand from wreaking further chaos, but the Hand was able to narrowly slam aside the Dragons buster sword and picked him up and injected him. When Boreas hit the floor he simply picked up his buster sword and flipped it, point facing his sternum. Right before Boreas was able to commit suicide Master Dysmas took the distraction it offered and fired an arrow that found its home in the Hands heart, and with that it collapsed. Quickly the team came to their senses, and Boreas was narrowly able to stop himself from stabbing himself with his oversized blade. As the party stood over its transforming corpse Dymsas remarked that this was the body of one of Lady Kalis men – goliath named Rusty. During the next hour we healed ourselves. Now aware of the likely possibility that a new beast might descend upon we worked at the collapsed stairs with greater effort, now putting the magic pickaxe to work. We were interrupted by the final aberration. PART V: The Blood It descends from the abyss and the chamber shuddered under its weight. It stood fifty feet tall, its head obscured by the darkness – or would have if it did not glow. Running along its skin, veins popped and blistered like boiling blood, steaming and glowing an angry red. Its skin was stone itself. Dysmas, acting first, drew his bow and fire an arrow that would ordinally harm any being greatly. Instead the arrow simply bounced off its stone complexion. Immediately the team realized that this titan was immune to non-magical weapons. Boreas seized the opportunity to allow his comrades to distribute magic weapons – he placed a gauntleted fist on Rhain and blessed his blow with magic, then turned on the Blood and let loose a gale of ice. The Blood seemed to be affected by it, and thus the team discovered another weakness – ice. Its boiling fist snatched up Mai butler and in a single gulp consumed him – down the gullet the Deadman went, and the Bloods stomach glowed with heat at Mai disintegrated. It then turned its gaze on the other warriors – Veger who now had transformed into a crystal titan, T’kkls who kept the pressure on with this thunder glaive, Boreas with his buster sword, and Garrick with his club. The Blood swiped at Veger, which the knight dodged, but then it reeled its leg back and sent him flying across the chamber, flying forty feet back landing at the feet of Lucian. The Blood then stooped down again and snatched up Garrick. Lucian, fearing that Garrick might share the same fate as Mai turned the Firbolg into a giant ape, which then climbed the titans face and began smashing in its teeth – or as the kids say these days ‘he went king Kong on his ass’. Boreas, realizing that Garrick the Ape needed a magic weapon to be effective chose to heft his buster sword, and toss it fifty feet in the air so that Garrick could snatch it. When I say the word ‘Fury’ you pictured a sea whipped and churned, or volcanoes erupting. When you say ‘Fury’ I picture the giant ape with the oversized magic sword that fought a titan that day. Meanwhile, Rhain and the spellcasters attempted to hurl steel and magic at the Blood, but it too often shrugged of the magic effect. T’kkls, Boreas and Veger laid down the pain on the Bloods legs, but often were rewarded by being sent flying across the room. Dysmas, lacking a ranged magic weapon was forced to step into the fray, dropping a dagger of harmony down and stepping forth to attack it with his mithril longsword. However, the Titans foot reeled back and struck and while Dysmas was agile enough to avoid being hurled across the room, he did not avoid the strike, which knocked him unconscious. He could have died there and then had the giant not feel bereft of intelligence, for its chose not to finish off the thief but to instead snatch the lethal ape and send flying seventy feet up into the air. The thief was able to narrowly awaken, and before another foot could descend to finish him off he used his other dagger of harmony to teleport out of there. While the Blood was distracted by Dysmas, Garrick was able to hold on the walls at the apex of ascent. The ape seized the opportunity and leaped down upon the Blood, buster sword in hand. The force of strength, and gravity and the sword itself drove the Blood to its knees, as the blade struck its back tearing open its spinal cord. The air crackled with cold power – Boreas of Frostfell, Lord of the Fire newts, and Wind of the North, channeled his Draconic fury. He charged the Titan, driving his magic war pick into its eye, and smote its ruin within the Halls of Khyber. As we stood over its corpse, its slowly began reverting to the form of a hill giant. But Master Lucian did not have time to watch the full transformation, as an aurora of energy escaped its corpse and enveloped Lucian. His last words before he experienced his last Dragon Dream were “Really? That counts?” PART VI: The Dragon Seal Later Master Lucian told me what he saw. When he awoke he was standing in the same city as his last two visions – an ancient city filled with marble column and lush gardened trees. The fields in the distance were no longer on fire, and the city was no longer abandoned. Dragonborn hustled and bustled through the streets, but it was not an ordinary city day. The people were uprooting whatever they could, civilians were lined up to leave the city and rations were being counted – its was an orderly evacuation. No one seemed to see him, and his instinct led him to a pantheon – larger than any that had ever been seen by a mortal, fit for dragons. He stepped past the pristine white marble pillars and entered the threshold at the beckoning of a deep voice, rumbling with power. When he did he was confronted by three dragons – to the left a large brown dragon, grinning at Lucian. To the right, was the same Red Dragon as earlier, sitting atop a mountain of gold. In the middle was the largest of the three dragons, a gold dragon, and behind it was a massive metallic disc. The Gold Dragon bid Lucian welcome to their common abode, and revealed that he was in fact as Lucian had guessed, was the Old man that Lucian had seen in his visions, and that he had known. He did not die, as Lucian believed (Master asked me to make sure that people knew that the Gold Dragon fake his death for posterity’s sake), and that his death was a symbol. He was Lucians patron. The Gold Dragon revealed they were the imprisoned draconic gods. Long ago, before mortal memory, there raced a war between Bahamut and Tiamat. A war that raged over Khorvaire the home of an ancient civilization that had built the precursor sites that the Horizon Company had visited, such as the Tower of Shadows. No heed was paid to the Humans, and destruction had brought down their empire – the humans feared that their race would be next. Thus, a man came forth and sealed the Dragons, banishing them from the prime material. Now the only dragons that flew over Eberron were the Dragons of Argonnessen, who were but a strand of a great tapestry. They were to the Elder Dragons, what apes are to humans. They could never guard the world from the threats that court Eberron. Thus, the Seal that bound the Dragon Gods must be broken else the realm of Xoriat, the Fiends of Khyber and other parties from all realms would invade Eberron unchallenged. Which is where Lucian comes into play, for his mother and thus him, were distant descendants of the man who sealed the Dragon Gods. Therefore, only Lucian can read the seal, and in doing so utter the ritual that would unleash the Dragon Gods. Unfortunately, Tiamat in a fury placed a curse on the man, that all his descendants would would be idiots and as such few of them were predicted to survive long enough to accomplish the prophecy. As for the Seal itself? It was in plain sight the entire time – the mark upon Dysmas’ back was the Dragon Seal. To unleash the Gods Lucian would have to completely read it, thus ripping the Seal asunder. The process, the Gold Dragon commented, was incredibly painful to the subject. Unfortunately, the Dragon Gods could not choose amongst themselves who would be released into the world – the Gods chosen would be random, therefore there was the possibility that Tiamat would be unleashed upon the world, without Bahamut to challenge her dominance. At this point Master remembered that he had the note that Dysmas had left in his front pocket. Lucian pulled out the list and began reading off groceries and then asked them how to find the Great Black Dragon that sealed the gates of xoriat. The Gold Dragon revealed that the he was in hiding, somewhere in Eberron and that only the Draconic Pantheon could locate him – thus to defend Eberron from Xoriat and train its mortals in the arts of planar magic the Dragon Gods would have to be unleashed. Satisfied with information Lucian bade them farewell, commenting that he would look forward to meeting them again. The Gold Dragon replied that Lucians purpose here was completed – he had gleaned enough information from the Dragon Pantheon and that this would be his last vision. The only part of his destiny that would have to be accomplished was breaking the seal. Before he disappeared, he asked the Gods to put in a good word for Dysmas in with them and the Great Black Dragon. PART VII: Unholy Machines Lucian awoke in Dysmas’ lap, dressed in spare clothes the party had brought, as the thief prepared to play a game of cards with Garrick. Meanwhile Boreas was chipping away at the last pieces of rubble that blocked the staircase that led downwards, and Veger was reluctantly handing Invidia a fistful of gold. Lucian had revealed to the party what he had just learned, though he did omit the part about excruciating pain to Dysmas, and told Veger that Bellavantor was great, which did not arouse the knights’ suspicions. They decided that they would complete the ritual soon, but perhaps not underneath the continents most populated city. The team scanned their surroundings and Dysmas distastefully remarked upon the dead hill giant – it was Andre, the leader of the Jotund gang. He expressed his disdain by urinating on the corpse. After this we descended into the temple and there we found a terrible sight. I will spare you the grisliest of details, but the halls were repurposed as a laboratory. From here Lady Gracaalis transformed the poor people of the Cogs into monstrosities. Lined in shelves were pickled jars of severed monster parts, and all along the lab were bodies of the tortured and experimented. The dead will have their justice one day. Gracaalis will pay for her abominations and her unholy machines, I swear upon the Gods. Dysmas seemed particularly reluctant to search about for fear of discovering friends. We did find a reward – in a locked chest that took Dysmas a long time to unlock were magical items for all the party members, and Invidia found a bag full of Khyber Crystals. With that the team had decided that they would end the night, head Downstairs, have a pint and then break the seal and unleash the Dragons Gods. Orco The Witnesser
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Chapter LIX:  NEVER TELL ME THE ODDS! Starring: The Horizon Company and Allies; Veger Rotses the Deep-Gnome Knight Sworn To Bellavantor, Lucian Lampurge the Elven Warlock with the Blood of the Old Gods, Dysmas the Human Rogue-Thief, Invidia the Human Necromancer of Korth (Good Bye Old Friend!) Boreas the Silver Dragon of Frostfell, Rhain Kael'las the Elven Gloom-stalking Bounty-Hunter & Garrick Perkins the Firbolg Folk-Hero Beast-Master (And his trusty companion Bessie the Cow) & Buchanon, Baron of Bloodstone Island, and the Returned Prodigal Son! Accompanied by Dragon Lancer T’kkls, Sworn To Bellavantor. After having thoroughly searched the lab for secrets the team returned to the temple floor – Dysmas was finally able to pick the lock on the chest that they had found. Doing so, THC found great treasures. Amongst which included a new sword for Boreas ( named the Dragons-Oath, which was also sentient), two Apparatus of Kwalish, which appeared to be barrels that could transform – one of which was green and sentient, a cloak of the Pseudo-Dragon, which operates similar to that of a cloak of the bat but uses daylight instead of darkness, an Iron Horn of Valhalla, and a set of Sacred Sun God Armor for Bessie. The final treasure they discovered was a strange deck. No one, save Invidia, was aware of what it was. Dysmas, unaware and unknowingly, chose to draw a card, and when he did he drew a card with that invoked ruin – but was given another chance to draw. When he did so he gained 10, 000 experience’ and ‘leveled up’ and also received another Apparatus of Kwalish. Vindicated in their devil may care attitude Garrick also stepped forth and withdrew a card – one with the symbol of the moon – granting him two wishes. Garrick made it clear to the team that he intended to use one of them for himself, but the other could be decided by the team. The team decides that they may as well wish for Vegers statuette to grow to its full size, (in spite of Boreas’ grumbling). Garrick’s personal wish to invoke the power of the storm giants to be infused into his pitchfork which became a Pitchfork Giants Strength. When Garrick wished that Vegers statute might be its full size it grew. It grew from the palm of his hand, changing color from an obsidian black to a radiant gold, growing to stand 75ft tall wielding a shield and spear, demolishing the roof of the temple. It was a mech. A fucking mech. Veger was informed by an omniscient voice that it was capable of flight and could swim. Meanwhile Boreas decided to try his luck and drew from the deck – he drew the card of death. And so, death itself manifested before Boreas, ready to smite him. One glance at the armed heroes, and the furious dragon, and it turned its back and fled back to whence it came. Invidia informed the party that he really should be going now – he had contacts to make to prepare for the coming Planar War, but Dysmas tempted him with the chance to pilot the mech. Thus, he joined the team as they flew vertically up from the underground, breaking through the valley of the plateau, reaching the greatest height of the floating city so that Dysmas might pee over it and scratch that off his bucket list. During the ascent, Dysmas accidentally sucked up 70,000 Gold Pieces, while Garrick who was a veteran Mech Pilot navigated the vessel back to Bloodstone Island. The Blood-Guard, unprepared for such an incursion, dispatched Halkio the Drake-Rider to intercept the Machine. Lucian used the intercom system to identify the vessel, at which point a golden figure flew up to them and met the team – Buchanon, newly minted in the armor of his making. The team, now reunited, began preparations for their encounter with the Lampurge family. Orco The Witnesser
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Chapter LX: STORMING THE SUMMER PALACE Starring: The Horizon Company and Allies; Veger Rotses the Deep-Gnome Knight Sworn to Bellavantor, Lucian Lampurge the Elven Warlock with the Blood of the Deceiver Gods, Dysmas the Human Rogue-Thief, Boreas the Silver Dragon of the Frostfell, Garrick Perkins the Firbolg Folk-Hero Beast-Master (And his trusty companion Bessie the Cow) & Buchanon , the Bloodstone Baron, the Returned Prodigal Son! & The Combined armies of all of The Horizon Companies allies in the past! That fateful day the Horizon Company gathered together the sum total of their acquaintances and forces to form a mighty army. In the intervening time, the Commander devised a stratagem. Using Alchemist Fire Bombs, they would launch a two-pronged assault upon the estate. An advance Commander comprised of the far less subtle members and the majority of the armed forces would assault the estate head on using fire bombs to soften up their approach and breach the gates. In the meantime, a sneakier Commander would use a hidden passageway to sneak behind enemy lines and create chaos, joining up with the advance squad when they made it into the mansion fortress. The Horizon Company rented an airship sizable enough to fit their army on, and they began their journey. Along the way, Lucian gave a rousing speech* to bolster morale talking about how their battle would end a legacy of bigotry, slavery, and violence by ending the villainy of the Lampurge clan. That he and the other members of the Horizon Company had conquered demons, unspeakable horrors from other dimensions, and altered the outcomes of wars by their presence, and that they would fight alongside them. How anyone standing here today, regardless of morality or past actions, could stand here and say they did what was right, and that for anyone who was not moved by such matters, that Lucian stood to inherit a hell of a lot of money and that he would gladly give a generous payout to his allies here today. and finally, Lucian proclaimed everyone there today an honorary member of the Horizon Company. This was all true. In my old life as an Orc stalking the plains of Mror I did not know hope. I only knew rage and despair. Whatever powers that might be, I give praise to them, for in my darkest hour they delivered me to the light – and its name was Lucian. Lucian Lampurge. These men and women, of all races and castes, they knew the light now – and in doing so we were brothers and sisters in arms. We marched. As we came in sight of the estate, storm clouds gathered, and meteors began to rain from the sky. While Garrick began to bat them away with his pitchfork and impossible strength, Lucian animated and diverted the rest of the meteors (with the help of two ball bearings as well!). The Lampurges retaliated as one of our crew members suddenly grew to a giant’s size and burst his way through the airship damaging it beyond repair. The army held on for dear life as we descended into the fields of war. When we crashed the golems were first into the fray - buying us time. Rhain invoked the ancient druidic magic of Healing spirit to recover the health of everyone on board, and the fighting began in earnest. Boreas did several strafing runs to take down the gate, dodging the thunder blasts of an enemy sharpshooter hired by the Lampurges, and paved the way for the Mecha to take down the gate with one of the alchemic bombs the Commander had prepared. With the entrance now free, the army rushed in with The Horizon Company leading the way. Entering the Courtyard, they ducked from a shot by the same sharpshooter who had blasted Boreas, who was quickly knocked down from his nest by Lucian's eldritch blast. Moving on unimpeded, the Commanders were intercepted by the same giant who had infiltrated and destroyed the airship before because, amazingly, he was capable of flight. Declaring himself a member of an ancient apocalyptic order tasked with upholding the inevitability of the end times, he attempted to convince the party of the futility of their resistance and attempted to use Dominate person to force Master Lucian to kneel only for him to counter spell the giant and counter with Suggestion. But the Cultist Giant was immune to this effect. Thus, the battle intensified with the Commanders unleashing every resource at their disposal upon the giant, who was only partially slowed down by it. Unleashing a devastating attack, the Giant blast forth a blood-based spell force which imposed exhaustion upon party members. This severely affected Boreas and Garrick. As Lucian launched a salvo of Eldritch Blasts, he was suddenly laid low by a thunder blast which took away nearly killed him. The Sharpshooter had climbed back up and from his perch was supporting the giant with sniper fire. Deciding to focus their efforts on the giant, the Commanders entered a knock down dragged out fight where they attempted to take cover from sniper fire while battling an enemy who continually sapped away their strength. Eventually, Lucian landed the final blow which was completely uneventful as he died before hearing Lucian quip about the only death being his own. Lucian then attempted to use his body as cover as the Commanders realized they could not waste time hunting down the sniper without the assistance of Rhain. Taking a moment to collect themselves on the porch, Bessie suddenly heard a chanting coming from within the foyer which Lucian interpreted as an innocent being sacrificed. Rushing in to save the non-existent person, Lucian saw a great number of cultists, eye sockets empty and oozing blood, all chanting as one of his brothers looked down upon him from a platform. As the Commanders held their weapons and channeled their mana to fight, their wounds and exhaustion from the last encounter still evident, the session ended as they silently prayed for their allies to arrive to support them in their time of need. *(35 Persuasion check) ** My thanks to Lucian Lampurge who took notes in the midst of battle while I recovered from the crash. Orco The Witnesser
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Chapter LXI: Eyes & The Golden Duke Starring: The Horizon Company and Allies; Veger Rotses the Deep-Gnome Knight Sworn to Bellavantor, Lucian Lampurge the Elven Warlock with the Blood of the Deceiver Gods, Dysmas the Human Rogue-Thief, Boreas the Silver Dragon of the Frostfell, Garrick Perkins the Firbolg Folk-Hero Beast-Master (And his trusty companion Bessie the Cow) & And the Allies of THC: Ankha the sharped tongued Cleric of the Sovereign Host Act I: The Eyes It was then that the manhole flew skyward, and from the sewers emerged the thief and the holy woman. Dysmas and his mysterious ally crawled out and rendezvoused with Lucian and his assault team – but they were in for an uncomfortable family confrontation. The hallway they emerged out of lead to a larger room, decorated like the central of a basilica with a throne in the center-back and an intricate stone-composite portrait of the Leopold the Elder. Before the party was Lysander, Lucians half-brother, the notorious academic and Fiendish Warlock of the pact of the tome. On both his sides he was flanked by over two dozen robed men and women, all lowly mumbling in pain, their faces concealed behind their hoods. The two brothers exchanged words – Master Lucian asking him why he was doing this, and his brother replying with something akin to a long speech. However, it was cut short when Master used his subtle sorcerous arts to conjure a fireball and burn all the cultists to cinders, save two. With that display of tactical wit, the company descended on Lysander and his two men – perhaps they thought that this might have been an easy fight. It was not so, as from behind Lysander one of the five doors opened and out strode a beast in the shape of a man. Consisting of a hollow aura of sterile white light, merely looking upon it forced one to squint. It did not have a face, but it did have eyes – eyes everywhere. Along its arms, chest, legs, on its finger tips – everywhere. Garrick, spotting the larger threat summoned forth a great constrictor snake, with was immediately harassed by the two cultists, who threw back their hoods to reveal their burned hollow eye sockets. The Eye golem marched forward, brushing aside strikes from the snake and in a flash emitted a bright light – permanently blinding Veger, Dysmas and the Snake. Side-stepping the blind dragon knight, it brought its fists down on Lucian, and after a few strikes knocked him unconscious. The Knight, not one to be hindered by something as trivial as burned out corneas charged at the thing using his ears to guide him. Meanwhile Garrick took cover behind one of the pillars to shield himself from the light, and to guard himself from the injuries an intensely exhausted individual would incur. The mysterious Holy woman, clad in white and gold cloth saw her allies, disheveled and exhausted by the skirmish with the hemomancer, and used her divine magic to help them recover. Now somewhat capable of combat she and Garrick leapt into the fray. They engaged the cultists and Lysander. Meanwhile Masters Veger and Boreas went toe to toe with the Many-Eyed-Golem, preventing it from probing intense beams of lights into Master Lucians eyes. Dysmas, seeing his friend in danger, used his draconic mark to summon a small healing spirit in the shape of a cat, which walked over to Lucian and brought him back up in time to evade the Eye-Golem. It was then he flew into a Zen state of mind, calmly hurling eldritch blast after eldritch blast at his brother, who had retreated behind the family throne and was attempting to scramble up to gain cover. Finally, Lysander made the decision to prioritize mobility over defense, and begun flying upwards in the air – and spotting Veger who was charging him – attempted to kill him. Master Lucian was the quicker draw however, as he struck his brother thrice casting him down. Falling thirty feet or so he collapsed head first, snapping his neck. However, he did not die instantly. Master Lucian approached his dying brother, and in their last conversation, merely asked him why. Perhaps Lysander felt regret – it was difficult to say – but he admitted that he had never hated Lucian, but the family came first. He breathed his last, and his eyes fluttered shut for the last time. Meanwhile the remaining two cultists had been dispatched – one had three prong sized holes in his chest, and the other was cleft in twain from nave to chops. The Golem however seemed to lose interest following its masters death and merely stood there, declaring that its purpose was accomplished before dissipating. With a moments respite the team took five to debate what course of action remained. Before them stood three doors, leading to three different rooms. They suspected that each door would hold behind some terrible horror. From Lysanders meticulous notes they learned that they would be awaited by three enemies. The first was the Emperor of Ghouls – a figure of legend. The 2 nd door led to the halls of the patron of the Lampurge family – a arch devil, though they were not certain which one. The third door led to some sort of Demon Prince that the team guessed was caged, thought they were not certain. Meanwhile Garrick was inspecting the throne and discovered its healing properties. Thus, as the team recuperated (nervously so for, after all, there was a war going on outside) the Holy Woman introduced herself as Anhka – a travelling cleric of the Sovereign Host. She smarmily commented that Phantom recruited her, and that she would very much like this adventure to wrap up quickly – “I have a village down the river that needs my help.” I like her. She reminded me of the Clan-mother back at the Mror Holds. There after they chose to enter the domain of the family patron. Act II: The Golden Duke As the company wandered down the halls they noticed the change in the atmosphere. The already rich nature of the halls increased tenfold – the pillars were made of marble were now injected with veins of pure gold, the rugs were made of the finest cashmere – imported from the furthest corners of Sarlona, and the chandeliers glowed with the brilliance of diamonds. Finally, the hall gave way to a throne room with six pillars of gold, studded with the most ostentatious jewels flanked by hordes of gold and silver, leading the eye to the golden throne – shaped like a peacock’s feathers, embedded with sapphires and rubies. the walls of the hall had several windows, and the sights behind them changed for each one – some depicted evergreen forests made of jade, deserts with gold instead of sand, icy tundra where the snow were diamonds. Sitting upon the throne was a fat golden figure in the shape of a man. From its temple two horns of gold stood, wrapped in jewels chains. Around its neck hung the largest diamond the party had ever seen. The figure had no clothing on save a singe loin cloth made of platinum that hung from its hips – which gave way to nothing. For the figure had no legs, and merely hovered over the rich carpet. The golden figure hovered over to a pile of gold, and then suddenly appeared atop another horde closer to the team. It approached Lucian. And there he proposed a bargain – much like his father and brother he deserved opulent wealth and power, and he could gain it and make the world much better place using it. In exchange he had only need to bend the knee and vow himself to the figures. Lucian demanded to know who he was speaking to, and the figure replied. He was a man of wealth and taste, who was around for a very long time – the Golden Duke, the Arch-Devil of Greed, and that now they were in his domain in the Nine-Hells. Incensed by the presence of the incarnation of greed – an emotion that possessed him in the lowest moments of his life when he was a lowly cat burglar – spewed obscenities at the Arch-Devil. In his haughtiness the Duke ignored d and approached Lucian again, but the party as one cohesive unit stepped between the two. The Arch-devil tartly quipped about the loyalty of his friends, and Master Lucian declared that he would make no such bargain. The Devil relented and stated that if he must come to trade blows, so be it. The fight was on. Garrick, the first to act, attempted to rush the Devil and skewer him. Yet out of the corner of his eye, next to a pile of gold was the most ostentatious treasure he had ever seen, and just like that he fell prey to the Dukes deception – running head long at it like a breathless lover. The team converged on the Duke, Boreas and Veger hammering him with blows from their shield and arms, while Ankha remained in the rear smashing into the duke with her spiritual weapon and buffing the party. Garrick was able to snap out of his gold-lust and turned to the Duke, sending his giant snake and Bessie the cow after it. Lucian mistakenly thought that the silver in the hordes were an effective bane to a devil and thus animated them to aid his friends. Dysmas seized the opportunity and poured holy water over a clump of silver coins. The Devil responded to the attacks with a purse, so ridiculously bejeweled that it was wielded like a flail and pouring pots of molten gold over the heads of the party. Seeing that he was outnumbered he called upon his servant – wealth itself – as the hoard of gold behind him came to life. Meanwhile, the party took every blow with cautious grace, healing faster than they were receiving, thanks to the prowess of Ankha. The Duke made the decision to shift his attention towards her, and thus for the next few minutes she was battered with a cacophony of molten gold. Eventually the nature of the battle shifted, as the snake rose up to strike the Duke he poured molten gold down its gullet – killing it. In response Garrick invoked an ancient rite of transformation, as he sprouted horns and a coat of black and white fur – turning into a half bovine – half firbolg creature and began assaulting the Duke with his claws. Meanwhile Boreas ducked and weaved swinging his sentient sword, side by side with Veger. The Duke, seeing these two as the heavy hitters of the company isolated them. First, he drew a silver drachma from his loincloth (ew) and invoked an Infernal Bargain that bellowed through the halls – “DEFEAT ME AND YOU SHALL BE FREE”. In a swirl of light and blue the dragon liquified and was sucked into the drachma. Now the balance of the fight was shifted, for Veger had to bear the full weight of the offensive role. Master Veger fulfilled it with stoic strength, as he swung with his shield and slammed it into the Dukes face, breaking his nose. Then suddenly from the rafters of the hall emerged a mysterious figure wielding an arcane pistol – he aimed and fired – the bullet striking the Prince of Greed just as Master Vegers shield did. This combined strike would slay monsters of a wide variety in a single blow, but the Duke was resilient. And angry. As he swore his vengeance and invoked another infernal bargain the air grew painfully cold, and the silver drachma in the Dukes hand smoked with frost, rising in the air and exploding. In its place appeared Boreas, whose sheer strength of character and primal draconic blood rivalled the worships of gods by entire civilizations. However, the Dukes reinforcement arrived just in time as the hoard that appeared seconds ago slammed into the parties’ rear flank. It transformed into a swirling storm of treasure flying at the high velocities, and in the vortex the weapons of many members of the party were sucked up. Ankha, who had a moments respite from the molten lava, was able to aid the party, but in doing so took the left flank – out of the danger of the Duke or the Hoard, but still alone. And the Duke saw this, as a torrent of coins emerged from one of the hoards behind her, reaching out and grappling her. As a testament to her sassy fortitude she merely flung some creative insults at it and continued to aid the party with her magic. Now caught between the Duke and the Hoard, Lucian, Garrick and Boreas were continually battered by attacks. Master Lucian was eventually succumbed, but Dysmas – now an amateur medic – rushed to his aid and stabilized his wounds. Anhka revived him, but no avail for the Duke struck him unconscious again. Garrick, alarmed at the loss of his precious pitchfork did the mad thing and rushed into the center of the storm, snatching his weapon back. The Arch Duke, seeing that the company was breaking and seeing Ankha as their only salvation acted swiftly – he teleported to the pile of gold she was next to and began attacking her with his flail/purse. Before she could respond he conjured a mind-altering illusion of treasure behind him and in her golden ecstasy she was struck down, having been killed with a crown of gold that the Arch-Duke poured over her head. Lucian, who was resuscitated with a potion, stepped forth and hurled a spell that would have ended the battle but was counter-spelled by the Duke. Garrick side stepped the Hoard Golem and charged the duke, but before he could do so the Duke reacted with a swing of the purse – clubbing the firbolg over the head, knocking him unconscious, but straining his own arm in the process. Having witnessed his friend collapse Lucian reattempted his earlier spell and successfully fired of a beam of pure sunlight at the Hoard Golem that was on the verge of killing him, Boreas and Veger. Using this as an opportunity Veger bypassed the Hoard Golem and charged the Duke, but again a tendril of gold reached out and grappled it, right in front of the Duke. The Arch-Devil of Greed, seeing that his demise was eminent if a radical approach was not taken immediately acted without mercy. He called down upon the center of the hall the shining radiance of all the wealth in all the world. The party could not withstand – they were all blinded.  All but one. One humble & unconscious farmer who took up a career as an adventurer so that he could meet new friends and avenge his slain herd. Dysmas, blind and fumbling had a choice that day. In his heart of hearts, he had an appetite for fame – a greed. He could march up to the Golden Duke and make one last suicidal attack on the Prince, and thus winning the glory he had always desired. Or he could place his faith in his friends. Blindly marching forward, trudging over heaps of gold he used his training as rogue to sense all those in a ten feet vicinity and he approached his target, drawing his instrument – and he healed Garrick. The Farmer used his pitch-fork of giants’ strength to stand and raised it above his head. “ I HAVE THE POWER ” he bellowed, and charged the Duke, driving his fork into its chest, and with raised him up like a bale of hay. All the while, the Arch-Devil squealed like a pig. Bessie, hearing her masters words, was invigorated, and with one final bull rush struck down the Hoard Golem. And thus, all the vanity of Mammon, the Golden Duke, Arch-Devil of Greed, turned to dust in his mouth as he fell to the hands of Garrick – a humble farmer. Soon the halls began rumbling, and all the fantastic treasures of a thousand worlds turned to dust. Over the throne appeared a new red figure, lean and bureaucratic. Totivillus, Scribe of Hell, came to take up the mantle of the Arch-Devil of Greed, and the shimmer returned to this domain. When the party asked for a reward he gave one – the opportunity to live and leave. So, the team took it. Thus, they returned to the site of Lysanders demise and prepared to face Lucians father. A great tremble shook the halls, and the walls in the west collapsed. Before them was the fields of war – their allies face to face with a Legion of ghouls. Two Titans loomed - one green, one red - locked in combat. In the midst of the battle Lucian spotted his father, flanked by his brothers. As so without hesitation they rushed head long into The Last War. Orco The Witnesser